The LEOS Stonebot performing its primary function while Prince Daggerdeen Irnhart performs his (chatting up uninterested princesses.)
In its quest for holy hegemony over the sundered chaos-planet formed when two worlds were smashed together, the Order of the Holy Nexus has become well acquainted with one fact of royal provenance: the headstrong prince will always set out for glory and adventure on his own, and he will always suck at it.
When it became clear that the Order was going through princes at an unsustainable rate, its greatest secret Sciontists applied principles of robotics and lithomancy to create the LEOS Stonebot, a retainer to protect the idiot son of the Irnhart royals. The Stonebot's immense weight and unnecessary grandeur make it unsuitable for mass production, but that suits the Order just fine - as long as it stays one-of-a-kind, Daggerdeen's ego will never let him give it up.
