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WANTED FOR WAR CRIMES: PROFESSOR SHARKHEAD
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:17 am
by Warhead
5 BILLION GAZILLION INTERSTELLAR DOLLAR REWARD
FOR INFORMATION RESULTING IN THE CAPTURE OF PROFESSOR SHARKHEAD
It is advised that in no circumstances is this creature to be trusted or approached. If relevant information is gained be sure to contact your local Dial'O'Death Datavise number. Also seen in this latest pictograph of the Evuul Professor is his new breed of Henchman.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:19 am
by GrafZeppelin
I can't help but notice that there is a stuffed bear in the background. This suggests that we may be able to find Professor Sharkhead at a tea party.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:20 am
by Lt. Krus
Indeed.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:21 am
by Warhead
Rest assured this lead will be followed up and the soft toy in question will be... questioned. We will keep you informed if your tip results in the Professors capture. Thank you.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:22 am
by Zahru II
Or he has taken teddy as a hostage :O
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:24 am
by Warhead
His Evuul knows no bounds.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:42 pm
by Elmagnifico
The Gamma Corps thanks the Immortals for freely disseminating information on a possible ally.
We will also pay a reward for information that results in contact with him.
Commander, dispatch some Blackavar Watch agents to Lazysusania immediately, and follow up on this lead.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:46 pm
by Bragallot
Damn! He's so hard to recognize in a crowd!
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:02 pm
by solvess
What is that teddy bear doing there anyway? Is it yours? Probably not, but is it?
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:11 pm
by muffinman42
Don't disriminate against teddy bears. that could be an evil teddy bear.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:21 pm
by solvess
muffinman42 wrote:Don't disriminate against teddy bears. that could be an evil teddy bear.
It doesn't look evil.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:26 pm
by muffinman42
Precisely! If it was evil then it wouldn't want USE to know!
so the logical reasoning is that since it is avoiding looking evil it MUST be EVIL!
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 2:44 pm
by solvess
muffinman42 wrote:Precisely! If it was evil then it wouldn't want USE to know!
so the logical reasoning is that since it is avoiding looking evil it MUST be EVIL!
Well then I suppose there is no possible way that the teddy bear is not evil, so warhead has a evil teddy bear and there is no way that the teddy bear looks nice because it is.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:06 pm
by muffinman42
solvess wrote:muffinman42 wrote:Precisely! If it was evil then it wouldn't want USE to know!
so the logical reasoning is that since it is avoiding looking evil it MUST be EVIL!
Well then I suppose there is no possible way that the teddy bear is not evil, so warhead has a evil teddy bear and there is no way that the teddy bear looks nice because it is.
correct.
It's a known fact that all teddy bears that don't look evil are evil.
A teddy bear in it's natural state looks incredibly evil. this is too compensate for their weakness by scareing off predators such as the belt. But evil teddy bears hide their appearance soo that people will think "ahh thats cute, im going to take it home and sleep with it near my neck", their plan is too infiltrate every home and kill use all. thus createing a world ruled by teddy bears.
Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 3:22 pm
by Warhead
ZMG! Professor Sharkhead has warped their minds! Don't look into the Teddy Bears Eyes!!!
The Gamma Corps would do well to heed the Warning given, even to our enemies. This being has left a trail of sickening war crimes and failed rebellion where ever he goes. He will definitely attempt to usurp the Gamma Corps or any other race he encounters to serve his own ends, he has done such before, many times.