THE GUY THAT'S GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2011 9:05 pm
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

The man you know and love: Cave Johnson. Armed with the new Aperture Laboratories Hand-held Combustible Lemon Accelerator, he's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons


The man you know and love: Cave Johnson. Armed with the new Aperture Laboratories Hand-held Combustible Lemon Accelerator, he's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons


