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Tzan
Has anyone ever used those holes before?
Has anyone ever used those holes before?
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pageok

Post by Tzan » Sat Mar 30, 2019 11:30 am

pageok knew his purpose in life. Just sit on the server and send out a copy of itself to any browser that requested it.
Thus verifying that the server was functional and not sending users to a "404 Page not found".
Pages wanted to be found, pages wanted to be ok.
But the more pageok thought about his current situation, the more he realized that pageok, was not ok.

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sahasrahla
that is a fantastic question to which no satisfactory answer will be forthcoming
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Re: pageok

Post by sahasrahla » Sat Mar 30, 2019 12:50 pm

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Tzan
Has anyone ever used those holes before?
Has anyone ever used those holes before?
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Re: pageok

Post by Tzan » Sat Mar 30, 2019 2:35 pm

pageok noticed that the overlord was paying more attention to the forum lately.
Dozens of older pages where being taken out back, removed from the main folders and put into backup folders to await their fate.
No doubt they would all receive bonus checks for years of work and a party.
Then they would all travel to a nice server farm upstate.
To live out the remainder of their milliseconds in peace.

pageok saw the overlord look his way, appearing like a gamer, with a sense of pride and accomplishment on his face.
"You're the last one" he said.
pageok never felt the bullet pierce his code.
His 4 lines of HTML were dumped near a van down by the river.

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