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List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:43 pm
by stubby
Since not everyone is aware of the offenses that result in automatic bans, I'm listing them here for easy reference.

Stubby automatically bans anyone:
  • 6. Trying to make themselves the subject of a thread
    7. Complaining about necros
    8. Quote tunneling
    9. Calling for someone to be banned
    10. Concurring
    11. Complaining about spelling or grammar (except Blitzen)
    12. Posting pictures of dicks (except Tarren)
    13. Being a Piltogg (except piltogg)
Natalya automatically bans anyone:
  • 14. Making rape jokes
    15. Shortening "Natalya" inappropriately
The Shadowscythe automatically bans anyone:
  • 16. If it would be funny to ban them
    17. For posting shit about other people's builds if the shitposter has never built anything themselves

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:08 pm
by Overwatch_Elite
what if I shortened your name to stub

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 11:51 pm
by stubby
Overwatch_Elite wrote:what if I shortened your name to stub
That's funny because it's meta. It's also like butts backwards.

I already shorten your name to Ovary, so I might try to get angry just for the sake of hypocrisy.

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:53 am
by Overwatch_Elite
stubby wrote:
Overwatch_Elite wrote:what if I shortened your name to stub
That's funny because it's meta. It's also like butts backwards.

I already shorten your name to Ovary, so I might try to get angry just for the sake of hypocrisy.
shut up stub

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 1:42 am
by The Shadowscythe
I would like to add an auto ban clause to my own list, just to proove I have some standards -

16. For posting shit about other people's builds if the shit poster has never built anything themselves.

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 8:06 am
by Overwatch_Elite
The Shadowscythe wrote:I would like to add an auto ban clause to my own list, just to proove I have some standards -

16. For posting shit about other people's builds if the shit poster has never built anything themselves.
What if the shit is legitimate criticism?

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:41 am
by The Shadowscythe
Overwatch_Elite wrote:What if the shit is legitimate criticism?
Legitimate criticism is not shit. Insulting people for their builds without having ever posted something of your own, is shit.

Also, stubby - don't you ban people for concuring with other peoples opinions? Agreeing is fine, concuring - not so much.

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 10:52 am
by stubby
Overwatch_Elite wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:I would like to add an auto ban clause to my own list, just to proove I have some standards -

16. For posting shit about other people's builds if the shit poster has never built anything themselves.
What if the shit is legitimate criticism?
It's not really legitimate criticism if the shitposter has no credit to begin with, is it.

If there's any merit to the "opinion" he was planning to post, then one of the real forum members will say it before long. But come on. If the shitposter knew anything about building then he'd have already built something.
The Shadowscythe wrote:Also, stubby - don't you ban people for concurring with other peoples opinions? Agreeing is fine, concurring - not so much.
Oh yeah! How could I forget?

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:06 am
by Natalya
stubby wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:Also, stubby - don't you ban people for concurring with other peoples opinions? Agreeing is fine, concurring - not so much.
Oh yeah! How could I forget?
I think you should ban yourself for this. I mean I know you were trying to point out the irony, but come on, it would be even funnier if you banned yourself for a day for breaking your own rule. You can also ban me for a day for suggesting you ban someone. Then it would really be funny.

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:31 am
by The Shadowscythe
1 day ban for Natalya for asking to ban someone.

:rtfm:

Alas, I cannot ban stubby.

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:24 am
by stubby
Natalya wrote:
stubby wrote:
The Shadowscythe wrote:Also, stubby - don't you ban people for concurring with other peoples opinions? Agreeing is fine, concurring - not so much.
Oh yeah! How could I forget?
I think you should ban yourself for this. I mean I know you were trying to point out the irony, but come on, it would be even funnier if you banned yourself for a day for breaking your own rule. You can also ban me for a day for suggesting you ban someone. Then it would really be funny.
Nice! But I just did that over in the New People thread. I have to wait for the joke cooldown.

Anyway the ban isn't for agreeing, it's for concurring. It's a fine line. A fine, blatantly arbitrary nonsensical line.

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:14 am
by Natalya
Something to add here since it got deleted from Thunderdumb...

Natalya's Law: I de-mod you if you delete all the posts in a forum.
- Clarification 1: I also de-mod you if you merge all the posts in a forum

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:31 am
by Kommander Ken
I'm glad this is here.

I never knew "sttub" backwards was "butts".

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:29 am
by runnybabbit223
ybbuts :)

Re: List of Automatic Ban Offenses

Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:14 am
by Silent-sigfig
Natalya wrote:Something to add here since it got deleted from Thunderdumb...

Natalya's Law: I de-mod you if you delete all the posts in a forum.
- Clarification 1: I also de-mod you if you merge all the posts in a forum

Dumb and prevents efficient moderation.