KING of the GURNEY

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Heyo Everyone! This is me and my friend's first brikwars battle report. I'll be straight with all of you that we were using the kwik-wars ruleset and we happened to be ignoring a lot of the rules in the greater interest of saving the time of two productive adults with jobs in the morning and, of course more importantly, to mindlessly slaughter minifigs.

So, if anyone has any questions about the more detailed happenings of the fight, message me please.

We share this mainly because what started out as a straightforward scenario proved that, once again, the Koincidence will cause utter ridiculous levels of violence.

Intro and Turn-1 coming momentarily!

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A long time ago, in a Corner of the Brikverse VERY VERY VERYVERYVERYVERY far away, there existed a Buket of minifigs living in peace and harmony. Until one day, a certain Colonel of an entirely unused military had a dream come to him. He had visions of all the minifigs of their Buket unceremoniously killing themselves in a protest of peace. So it was that the Self Proclaimed Colonel Slaughter took it upon himself to wreak havoc across the lands in combat against the Tyranny of Harmony, for the good of all Minifig Kind.



Thus, our story begins in the cobbled remains of Gold City Junction.

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Two Overseers of Colonel Slaughter's Cult of Violence do their namesakes' duty over three captured medieval peasants who are being forced to dig for the ruined Bank's hidden stash of gold in the boulder beside them.



Keeping watch over the landscape is a Firearcher of the Cult of Violence



Some local recruits from the recently raided Medieval Military are ready for trouble. Guarding Colonel Slaughter's Visionary Crystal Ball with their lives.



And Colonel Slaughter himself, counting his ill-gotten-gains with pride. Readying his master crafted fighting chains should a tussle come his way.

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Arriving on the Horizon is Lord Vader, Master of All things Civil and Not-at-all-Unruly, He and his Army of Stormtroopers and Peacekeepers have had enough of this "Colonel" Slaughter and his Cult of Violence and have found it within themselves to locate the few weapons they could muster (Including the brooms from the Janitor's Closet) and have come to RETCON their entire existence. Along for the ride is the local Psychiatric Staff, with a Gurney to wheel away the mentally unstable Colonel.



Unfortunately, there is a slight problem with Vader's Plan.

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Lord Vader and his Lackeys hatch a brilliant plan. At least it seemed good at the time.




Vader, in a drunken stupor, completely unaware of what had actually taken place rides in a swerve. The men call it a flank and Vader takes a swig of Whiskey for Luck.

[collsipp]

This looks like it's mounting up to be a great Quikwars battle. I can't wait for more.

[bluebright]

Love this! Added to the reddit sub:

http://www.reddit.com/r/brikwars/commen ... ure_drunk/

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