Somewhere in
A brootal gang cruises, their war dragsta spewing flames from every exhaust
Gutstabba- Almost there boyz! I see buildings!
Gogglez- You sure we goin da right way bawss?
Gutstabba- YOU DOUBTING ME YA GIT
Gogglez- YES I'M DOUBTING YOU PIGBREATH! WE'RE JUST ABOUT OUTTA GAS!
Gutstabba- WHY YOU-
Ninbroot- Oi gitz, quit yer scrappin an' look ahead!
Gutstabba- Izzat?
Brootz- MANIAK BEER!
Gogglez- WE CAN GET OFFA' THIS DUMP!
Gutstabba- TAKE US IN GOGGLEZ!
Gogglez- AYE!
*a few moments later*
*SKRRRRT*
Gutstabba- OI WATCH IT YA DUM GIT!
Gogglez- Sorry bawss! *snickering*
Gutstabba- GET ME UP BROOTAL-DAMMIT!
Ninbroot- Right bawss!
Gogglez- Aye aye bawss!
Ninbroot- Up ya get.
Gogglez- Hehe, have a nice fall bawss? Least yer armor kept ya safe!
Gutstabba- WHY YOU- CMERE YA GIT AN I'LL BROOTALIZE YA!
Gogglez- Not happenin!
Lex- HEY!
Brootz- Huh?
Lex- You brootalz better go back the way you came, that Maniak Beer's ours!
Chuck- What he said.
Orange- *grunts in agreement*
Brootdrone- YOU PANZEE, IT'S OURS!
Lex- I'd know that yell anywhere. Heads up you two, major malfunction's back for round two.
Brootdrone- YOU SQUISHY GIT I'M GONNA BROOTALIZE YOUR SKULL INTO MUSH!
Rifleman- *beeps in agreement*
Pyro- *pyromaniacal chuckling intensifies*
the stage is set for a battle of ossum proportions
Who will win and take home the keg of OT Maniak Beer? And who will be turned to plastic scrap? Stay tuned to find out!
Objectives:
- retrieve the keg and take it to your side of the field to escape with it or hold onto it until the end of turn 5
- Or just murderise everyone else and be the last one standing by the end of turn 5
Bonus items are hidden throughout the field, players were given an opportunity to find them and use them to their advantage(though only 2 items ended up actually getting used)!
These include:
- a chainsaw on a stick
- 5 bottles and a can of Maniak beer (+1 to heroic feat rolls per beer drunk)
- a mysterious radio (wonder what it do?)
- a brick separator(?)
The battle was hosted and played over discord with the following contenders:
Brootalz - Sir Vegece, The Pilot
Shades Brigade - madmario
Trattorian Wanderers - NPC'd
?mystery? - BoultonPaulDefiant
The mystery faction will arrive at the start of turn 2