[HH] First Snow
Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 5:01 pm
I know, this is FUCKING late but I couldn't post it yesterday. (embarrassing, being a judge and all 
)
It is late autumn. Captain 'Crimson' of a local militia of Svyrige has gathered the few men he has. There has been several reports of dark ships moving across the shoreline, and the new news have just arrived to the Captain; the village of Yppsåla has bee raided..
The militia have made camp at a ruined outpost near Yppsåla, only 13 miles remain. It is cold, and it seems like all life has gone away from the world...
Captain Crimson: "I do not believe these news of raiders...Svyrige has not been invaded for...for so long as I remember.."
Scar: "We must still check it...and you have seen the smoke rising from Yppsåla. But who could have attacked us? The ice monsters of old have been gone for thousands of years, we have made peace with the southern lands, and Nyrway has been conquered as well as Dynmark."
Captain Crimson: "I'm sure this is nothing radical. We will get home soon, and we won't have to sit here in this blasted cold.."
Jåck: "Come on guys! This idea is stupid, you'll just freeze your balls off!"
Bryan: "You are just a fucking pussy! Get your shirt off and we'll see who is the man!"
Myke: "Yeah, we'll see who lasts the longest!"
Jåck: "Sigh, do what you want. Me, I'm going to the warmth of the fire."
Bryan:"Bye!"
Bryan:"I still gotta admit, it IS fucking cold in here..."
Myke:"Are you gonna quit alr---AAAAYAGHHH!!"
Bryan: "Myke? My-AAAHH!"
ROAR
"Feeling cold?
FFOOSHH! AAIEEEEE!
Jåck: "What the - holy fuck!! Alarm! ALARM!!"
The soldiers are fast...
...but not fast enough. *THONK*
*THUNK*
Dark characters appear out of nowhere...
Quickly, they start to do their job.
The soldier is frozen, and cannot react as the axe falls..
The powerful blow goes right through and gets another victim!
Yet another warrior appears.
View of the general disorder after the first assault.
A soldier raises his maul, and...
...breaks the chain wrapping the horses. Apparently he is fond of horses.
While the woodcutter's axe barely makes a scratch on the dark warriors helmet, a throwing axe hits home and a warrior has one hand less.
"I'll getsh you you shon of a bhitch!"
*dodge*
"Huh?"
UGGHH!
Even with one hand the warrior manages to parry.
"Fuck! Gotta get my armor on!"
Jåck sprints to the camp and grabs a sword to defend himself.
An ineffective shot is fired to the wyrm.
A dark warrior shoves the woodcutter to the fire, but gets a axe in the guts for his trouble.
The one-handed warrior stucks a spear to his foe.
Ho: "I-I can p-please you..."
No.
After releasing his spear, a dark warrior looks for his next foe..
But Jåck manages to get the spear stuck between sword and stick!
He disarms the warrior.
While the wyrm crashes to the wall, the dark lord jumps on top of it, colliding with the archer on top!
He crashes on Jåck, but both are unhurt.
The dark lord also falls to the ground, disrupted.
The wyrm only managed to get a lion-shaped boulder on it's head. Fortunately the wyrm's head was tougher.
Allright, I'm ready! Now Pull yourselves together men and form a group!
Scar bashes the unarmed warrior against the rocky wall.
Unarmed and stunned, he is easily dispatched.
Woodcutter, the man who didn't catch fire in a fireplace.
A hasty defensive group is formed.
The Guy Who is Fond of Horses gets atop one, and crushes a warrior.
Unable to make a way through the wall, the wyrm opens its mouth...
...and burninates the archer!
Obviously, he catches fire.
The dark lord slices the throat of a horse, which falls over..
It falls on its rider, trapping him.
A warrior grabs the chain connecting to the upper platform.
He pulls it...
)It is late autumn. Captain 'Crimson' of a local militia of Svyrige has gathered the few men he has. There has been several reports of dark ships moving across the shoreline, and the new news have just arrived to the Captain; the village of Yppsåla has bee raided..
The militia have made camp at a ruined outpost near Yppsåla, only 13 miles remain. It is cold, and it seems like all life has gone away from the world...
Captain Crimson: "I do not believe these news of raiders...Svyrige has not been invaded for...for so long as I remember.."
Scar: "We must still check it...and you have seen the smoke rising from Yppsåla. But who could have attacked us? The ice monsters of old have been gone for thousands of years, we have made peace with the southern lands, and Nyrway has been conquered as well as Dynmark."
Captain Crimson: "I'm sure this is nothing radical. We will get home soon, and we won't have to sit here in this blasted cold.."
Jåck: "Come on guys! This idea is stupid, you'll just freeze your balls off!"
Bryan: "You are just a fucking pussy! Get your shirt off and we'll see who is the man!"
Myke: "Yeah, we'll see who lasts the longest!"
Jåck: "Sigh, do what you want. Me, I'm going to the warmth of the fire."
Bryan:"Bye!"
Bryan:"I still gotta admit, it IS fucking cold in here..."
Myke:"Are you gonna quit alr---AAAAYAGHHH!!"
Bryan: "Myke? My-AAAHH!"
ROAR
"Feeling cold?
FFOOSHH! AAIEEEEE!
Jåck: "What the - holy fuck!! Alarm! ALARM!!"
The soldiers are fast...
...but not fast enough. *THONK*
*THUNK*
Dark characters appear out of nowhere...
Quickly, they start to do their job.
The soldier is frozen, and cannot react as the axe falls..
The powerful blow goes right through and gets another victim!
Yet another warrior appears.
View of the general disorder after the first assault.
A soldier raises his maul, and...
...breaks the chain wrapping the horses. Apparently he is fond of horses.
While the woodcutter's axe barely makes a scratch on the dark warriors helmet, a throwing axe hits home and a warrior has one hand less.
"I'll getsh you you shon of a bhitch!"
*dodge*
"Huh?"
UGGHH!
Even with one hand the warrior manages to parry.
"Fuck! Gotta get my armor on!"
Jåck sprints to the camp and grabs a sword to defend himself.
An ineffective shot is fired to the wyrm.
A dark warrior shoves the woodcutter to the fire, but gets a axe in the guts for his trouble.
The one-handed warrior stucks a spear to his foe.
Ho: "I-I can p-please you..."
No.
After releasing his spear, a dark warrior looks for his next foe..
But Jåck manages to get the spear stuck between sword and stick!
He disarms the warrior.
While the wyrm crashes to the wall, the dark lord jumps on top of it, colliding with the archer on top!
He crashes on Jåck, but both are unhurt.
The dark lord also falls to the ground, disrupted.
The wyrm only managed to get a lion-shaped boulder on it's head. Fortunately the wyrm's head was tougher.
Allright, I'm ready! Now Pull yourselves together men and form a group!
Scar bashes the unarmed warrior against the rocky wall.
Unarmed and stunned, he is easily dispatched.
Woodcutter, the man who didn't catch fire in a fireplace.
A hasty defensive group is formed.
The Guy Who is Fond of Horses gets atop one, and crushes a warrior.
Unable to make a way through the wall, the wyrm opens its mouth...
...and burninates the archer!
Obviously, he catches fire.
The dark lord slices the throat of a horse, which falls over..
It falls on its rider, trapping him.
A warrior grabs the chain connecting to the upper platform.
He pulls it...
