Operation Regenbogen (aka nuking pwnies)
Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2013 8:22 pm
Location: Planet Ekvestria
Operation Regenbogen
Mission: Deliver two megabombs to the capital of the Pwny Empire, Canterlot
The Trattorian bomber continued to trudge onwards despite losing much of its escort passing through the Pegasus cloud cities. The majority of the pwny resistance had been put down- Canterlot was less than twenty kilometers from them now.
One of the pilots suddenly notices moving contacts closing on the escort group.
“I thought we killed most of the flying pwnies a while ago.” he murmured.
The pilot immediately comes to regret his words as he sees the team of pwnies and stormclouds approaching the escort group.
Princess Killestia: Surrender and perhaps we will spare you and your empire
Pilot: Shut off communications and continue on course.
Killestia: In that case, pwnies, attack.
The pwnies move on their wings or hoverboards towards the shuttle.
The horny pwnies use their supernatural dice to buff their move, but it only adds a few more inches.
Princess Killestia, on the other hand, decides to use her own dice for a much more sinister purpose.
However, intentions don’t necessarily translate to actions. Killestia’s attempt at crashing one of the escort fighters into another fails.
The pilots are mildly annoyed at having to deal with pwnies and so break formation to engage the hostiles.
One pilot feels lucky and launches three missiles at the pwnies.
Two hit and kill three pwnies. Killestia’s thick horse hide absorbs the blast from the third, however.
The other fighter jet launches another missile at Killestia, who decided to redshirt this time.
The third fighter jet also tries to launch a missile, but instead crit-fails and detonates it on the wing. The explosion takes out an engine.
The pwnies move up again. Killestia and a redneck manage to get on top of the shuttle, while a horny pwny manages to climb aboard a fighter jet.
The horny pwny uses its pwny kick to break the glass canopy of the cockpit, but ends up overkilling his damage so that he also squishes the pilot in the process.
It then proceeds to take control of the fighter.
Killestia meanwhile calls upon her supernatural telekinetic abilities to launch some of the shuttle’s missiles.
The missiles hit an escort fighter and destroy an engine. Things are not looking good for the Trattorians.
The stormclouds strike the shuttle with lightning and manage to inflict a point of size damage. The kamikaze pwny gets dangerously close to the shuttle.
Despite the damage they are taking, the Trattorians keep pushing on and hope to lose the pwnies through speed.
Suddenly, the bay door opens slightly and a man crawls out.
Two jetpack troopers climb out while Axelrod begins running at Killestia with his OTC.
He then slashes at the princess with it, shaving off her mane and a hitpoint.
One of the jetpack troopers tries to take out the redneck pwny on the cockpit of the shuttle but fails.
Appletack tries to break open the glass and hijack the shuttle like the horny pwny did earlier, but finds she lacks the strength to do so.
Killestia is enraged at the loss of her rainbow hair and summons the gods themselves to punish General Axelrod.
A small pile of sun plops down to the shuttle wing and incinerates the General’s legs. He’s still alive though. The piece of sun also begins to put stress on the engine.
The shuttle shakes and quivers as the horny pwny crashes his hijacked fighter jet into it. The fighter jet’s momentum knocks off a few size points from the shuttle.
The horny pwny then bails out of the jet and hops onto the shuttle.
The aircraft continue onwards in the hopes of shaking off the pwnies, to no avail. The damaged fighter jets begin falling behind the shuttle.
The horny pwny scares the shit out the two jetpack troopers, who both take shots at it. Both miss.
General Axelrod struggles to overcome his trauma, and tries to roll over, slicing off a wing, a foot, and a health point. Killestia howls in pain as she attempts to regain her balance.
Seeing the horny pwny on the shuttle, the fighter jet attempts to help and sets its machine gun on it.
The horny pwny is taken down, spreading its innards all over the shuttle.
After bouncing up and down on it, Appletack breaks through the window, exposing the pilot within.
While Appletack used up her actions this turn, she plans on mauling and then replacing the pilot.
Killestia uses her remaining good front leg to kick the shuttle engine and buffs the attack with her supernatural dice. She then takes out an engine, forcing both shuttle pilots to maneuver the other thruster to compensate.
A kamikaze pwny sick of her life crashes into an escort jet, and knocks off a few size points with the help of the stormclouds.
The shuttle begins to close in on Canterlot, its escorts now left behind.
“We’re within two kilometers of Canterlot. Arm and begin pushing out megabomb one!”
The soldiers inside open the bomb bay door and complying with the order.
General Axelrod is determined to stop Killestia and so fires off his pistol.
It’s too much for the delicate princess- at last her head rolls to the grown, soaked in a pool of her own blood.
The jetpack troopers gang up on the last remaining pwny on the shuttle.
Appletack bites the dust as the pilot gets splattered with guts and horse fluids.
“Dammit, I hope I get paid double for this.”
The pilots can see Canterlot almost directly below them.
“Push out the megabombs now! Go go go!”.
The soldiers finally push out the two megabombs onto the pwny capital below.
Operation Regenbogen
Mission: Deliver two megabombs to the capital of the Pwny Empire, Canterlot
The Trattorian bomber continued to trudge onwards despite losing much of its escort passing through the Pegasus cloud cities. The majority of the pwny resistance had been put down- Canterlot was less than twenty kilometers from them now.
One of the pilots suddenly notices moving contacts closing on the escort group.
“I thought we killed most of the flying pwnies a while ago.” he murmured.
The pilot immediately comes to regret his words as he sees the team of pwnies and stormclouds approaching the escort group.
Princess Killestia: Surrender and perhaps we will spare you and your empire
Pilot: Shut off communications and continue on course.
Killestia: In that case, pwnies, attack.
The pwnies move on their wings or hoverboards towards the shuttle.
The horny pwnies use their supernatural dice to buff their move, but it only adds a few more inches.
Princess Killestia, on the other hand, decides to use her own dice for a much more sinister purpose.
However, intentions don’t necessarily translate to actions. Killestia’s attempt at crashing one of the escort fighters into another fails.The pilots are mildly annoyed at having to deal with pwnies and so break formation to engage the hostiles.
One pilot feels lucky and launches three missiles at the pwnies.
Two hit and kill three pwnies. Killestia’s thick horse hide absorbs the blast from the third, however.
The other fighter jet launches another missile at Killestia, who decided to redshirt this time.
The third fighter jet also tries to launch a missile, but instead crit-fails and detonates it on the wing. The explosion takes out an engine.
The pwnies move up again. Killestia and a redneck manage to get on top of the shuttle, while a horny pwny manages to climb aboard a fighter jet.
The horny pwny uses its pwny kick to break the glass canopy of the cockpit, but ends up overkilling his damage so that he also squishes the pilot in the process.
It then proceeds to take control of the fighter.
Killestia meanwhile calls upon her supernatural telekinetic abilities to launch some of the shuttle’s missiles.
The missiles hit an escort fighter and destroy an engine. Things are not looking good for the Trattorians.
The stormclouds strike the shuttle with lightning and manage to inflict a point of size damage. The kamikaze pwny gets dangerously close to the shuttle.
Despite the damage they are taking, the Trattorians keep pushing on and hope to lose the pwnies through speed.
Suddenly, the bay door opens slightly and a man crawls out.
Two jetpack troopers climb out while Axelrod begins running at Killestia with his OTC.
He then slashes at the princess with it, shaving off her mane and a hitpoint.
One of the jetpack troopers tries to take out the redneck pwny on the cockpit of the shuttle but fails.
Appletack tries to break open the glass and hijack the shuttle like the horny pwny did earlier, but finds she lacks the strength to do so.
Killestia is enraged at the loss of her rainbow hair and summons the gods themselves to punish General Axelrod.
A small pile of sun plops down to the shuttle wing and incinerates the General’s legs. He’s still alive though. The piece of sun also begins to put stress on the engine.
The shuttle shakes and quivers as the horny pwny crashes his hijacked fighter jet into it. The fighter jet’s momentum knocks off a few size points from the shuttle.
The horny pwny then bails out of the jet and hops onto the shuttle.
The aircraft continue onwards in the hopes of shaking off the pwnies, to no avail. The damaged fighter jets begin falling behind the shuttle.
The horny pwny scares the shit out the two jetpack troopers, who both take shots at it. Both miss.
General Axelrod struggles to overcome his trauma, and tries to roll over, slicing off a wing, a foot, and a health point. Killestia howls in pain as she attempts to regain her balance.
Seeing the horny pwny on the shuttle, the fighter jet attempts to help and sets its machine gun on it.
The horny pwny is taken down, spreading its innards all over the shuttle.
After bouncing up and down on it, Appletack breaks through the window, exposing the pilot within.
While Appletack used up her actions this turn, she plans on mauling and then replacing the pilot.
Killestia uses her remaining good front leg to kick the shuttle engine and buffs the attack with her supernatural dice. She then takes out an engine, forcing both shuttle pilots to maneuver the other thruster to compensate.
A kamikaze pwny sick of her life crashes into an escort jet, and knocks off a few size points with the help of the stormclouds.
The shuttle begins to close in on Canterlot, its escorts now left behind.
“We’re within two kilometers of Canterlot. Arm and begin pushing out megabomb one!”
The soldiers inside open the bomb bay door and complying with the order.
General Axelrod is determined to stop Killestia and so fires off his pistol.
It’s too much for the delicate princess- at last her head rolls to the grown, soaked in a pool of her own blood.
The jetpack troopers gang up on the last remaining pwny on the shuttle.
Appletack bites the dust as the pilot gets splattered with guts and horse fluids.
“Dammit, I hope I get paid double for this.”
The pilots can see Canterlot almost directly below them.
“Push out the megabombs now! Go go go!”.
The soldiers finally push out the two megabombs onto the pwny capital below.
alright