Battle for Purim!
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 12:04 pm
IT'S PURIM YOU HEATHENS!(If you live in a city with walls.Otherwise, that was yesterday.)
As a present I present you with a battle report, because in Purim you have to give presents to your friends.
The Empryans are launching a trade ship.
It is carring cargo to the Daleks and Shadovians.
there is also a Dalek ambassador.
A sniper is in mission control, for protection.
This officer a has a plume, signiying partaking in the Schiman Looting campaign.
However, some peach activists have surrounded the area!
Including a spy form the Kingdom of Denmark.
Quickly, Ammbasador! we need to get you to safety!
Kaboom!
However, the Dalk has the presence of mind to take the minigun.
The sniper kills the banner bearer.
Go Go gadget missile hat!
The activists and thier sympathisers rush forward.
The missile is fired into the ranks.
Ba-throom!
The empryans rush to defend the rocket and the ambassadors. The sniper is on the move too.
The fussilade kills two rebels.
But the minigun jams.
Two empryans are going to take on some 6 rebels and a war chariot.
An Empran kets killed by the barrage of 3 machine pistols.
Bit the sniper gets revenge.
and lobs his buddys brain bonb and the leaders feet.
Glurzzzt!
In a good presence of mind, the officer mounts the bomb on his rifle, and fires!
Fried brain for dinner, lads!
the officer the disassembles the bayonet.
Teh soldier charges the rebels, drawing fire from the rocket.
The activists are enthusiastic to kill him.
So enthusiastic they burn their allies!
The sniper decides its time to loot the dead.
But even Empryan armour falls to fire, bullets and lasers.
But the sniper headshots again!
The remaining activists rush the officer.
But are massacred.
Teh rocket is free to take off!
As a present I present you with a battle report, because in Purim you have to give presents to your friends.
The Empryans are launching a trade ship.
It is carring cargo to the Daleks and Shadovians.
there is also a Dalek ambassador.
A sniper is in mission control, for protection.
This officer a has a plume, signiying partaking in the Schiman Looting campaign.
However, some peach activists have surrounded the area!
Including a spy form the Kingdom of Denmark.
Quickly, Ammbasador! we need to get you to safety!
Kaboom!
However, the Dalk has the presence of mind to take the minigun.
The sniper kills the banner bearer.
Go Go gadget missile hat!
The activists and thier sympathisers rush forward.
The missile is fired into the ranks.
Ba-throom!
The empryans rush to defend the rocket and the ambassadors. The sniper is on the move too.
The fussilade kills two rebels.
But the minigun jams.
Two empryans are going to take on some 6 rebels and a war chariot.
An Empran kets killed by the barrage of 3 machine pistols.
Bit the sniper gets revenge.
and lobs his buddys brain bonb and the leaders feet.
Glurzzzt!
In a good presence of mind, the officer mounts the bomb on his rifle, and fires!
Fried brain for dinner, lads!
the officer the disassembles the bayonet.
Teh soldier charges the rebels, drawing fire from the rocket.
The activists are enthusiastic to kill him.
So enthusiastic they burn their allies!
The sniper decides its time to loot the dead.
But even Empryan armour falls to fire, bullets and lasers.
But the sniper headshots again!
The remaining activists rush the officer.
But are massacred.
Teh rocket is free to take off!
