Of Orks and Orcs

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Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Ultrashmirt » Wed Jan 21, 2015 8:31 pm

A small group of soldiers from the kingdom of Northeros in an unexplored region of Medivo

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Whiny Crossbowman: "We've been on the run for 3 days since the battle, can't we take a brake?"

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Soldier: "Not yet. We only just escaped the orks. That hooded stranger summoned a portal and we had no choice but
to run through it to get away from them. we were outnumbered 5 to 1,and it was a hasty decision. Looking
back, it was a mistake. They followed us through and we got separated from the rest of the troop. I think
we've lost them but you can never be to sure.
Whiny Crossbowman: "c'mon just a 10 minute brake."

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Ork: HUMEEZ! GET EM BOYZ!
Soldier: :byzero:

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Little did the soldiers and orks know, they were being spied on.

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Orc 1: "Some Humans are over there, get the raiding party ready."
Orc 2: "Wot about those green things? Wot were they?"
Orc 1: "Dunno, but they don't look as annoying as Humans. Ignore the green ones, i have an idea for them.

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Orc 2: "hey you bums! There are some Humans over there. Get ready to raid them, They gots weapons

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Orc 3: "Lets do it!"
Orc 4: "Been forever since we raided some knights!"
Orc 3: "You idiot we raided some Knights just last week."
Orc 4: "Oh, Yeah..."

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Captain Dunwin: "We've had a report of an orc raid here on a small squad of soldiers last week. Were here to track the
raiding party down and kill them, so get ready for a fight!"

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Turn 1
Orks

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3 of the Orks sprint while 3 of the orks don't.

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This Ork makes it just far enough to kill the first Soldier. Another Ork sprints far enough as well but...

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He critfails, tripping onto the knights sword. Roll for damage... 6.

Northeros Soldiers

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The Soldier in front moves over and stabs the Ork with the giant halberd after a missed reaction from him.

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This Soldier also attacks an Ork, but not enough damage. The Whiny Crossbowman tries to shoot the Ork also,
but breaks his crossbow.

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Whiny Crossbowman: Hey guys, I see some more Soldiers over there. It must be another patrol!

Orcs

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Little does he realize that some Orcs are waiting right behind the rubble. They decide to wait it out and see how things
between the greenskins and the soldiers go.

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The Orcs also hear the Crossbowman's shout and look over and see the new patrol that has shown up.

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Orc 1: More Humans! Go stall them!

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The Orcs move towards the new group of Soldiers. Some sprint and some don't to avoid confusion.

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One of the Orcs gut a Spearman.

Patrol

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Captain Durwin performs a herioc action bashing two of the Orcs. He manages to roll ten inches of knockback.
Sadly the damage isn't enough and they both survive.

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He then moves over to the other group of Orcs, but again the damage isn't high enough.

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The rest of the Soldiers move over and support him, but again not enough damage. In the
background a Spearman stabs an Orc.

Turn 2
Orks
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The Orks who had hung behind dash forward and perform a combined attack.

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Splat! The Soldier's head turns to mush.

Northeros Soldiers

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The Whiny Crossbowman makes a run for the much safer side of the map.

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The other Soldier tries to leave close combat but gets cut down. The first soldier still has blood spraying out his neck.

Orcs

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The Orcs finally decide to make their move after all the humans have died off.

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Orc 1: You greenskins smash humans good. Our chief will want to see you. Follow us, we have lots of meat and more
chances for slaughtering humans if you do.

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The Orks roar their guttural pleasure. What more does an Ork need besides food and slaughter?

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Meanwhile the Orcs on the other side of the map fail to accomplish much.

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One of the Orcs going to attack a Spearman slips and falls on his own mace. Damage roll... 6 :roll:

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Only one of the attacking Orcs manages to do something. He attacks the hero but Durwin is saved
by a red-shirting swordsman. The Orc on the ground just Critfailed.

Patrol

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3 of the Soldiers team up to finish an Orc.

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Meanwhile the Orcs and Orks on the other side of the map leave the battlefield.

Not Pictured: Durwin gets up.

Northeros Soldiers

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The Whiny Crossbowman goes to pick up a spear off of a dead Soldier and join the brawl, when he sees the soldiers uniform.
WC: I've never seen this kind of uniform before... I don't even think it's from the kingdom of Northeros.

Orcs

Didn't even bother to take a picture. the Orcs don't do anything but critfail.

Patrol

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The Soldiers finish off the last of the Orcs and drag their bodies into a pile, ready to be burned.
Then they turn on their Crossbowman friend while he takes up a defensive stance.
Durwin: Relax, were not gonna hurt you. Where do you come from.
WC: I'm a Soldier from the kingdom of Northeros, Who are you?
Durwin: I'm captain Durwin, of the Kingdom of Eastillia.

Meanwhile, a couple of days later up in the mountains.

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Orc 1:Chief, look what we found!
Orc Chief: What are those....
Orc 1: Call themselves Orks. They're a little savage, but excellent fighters. They fought harder and better than
our dead raiding party against some soldiers.

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Orc Chief: Your sure it was safe to bring them here? What if someone followed us, or if they want to fight us?

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Orc 1: Nah, they're way to dumb for that, and we weren't followed, the raiding party made sure of that.

Orc Chief: This is perfect then. Now we have enough troops to go head to head with those Eastillian Fools.

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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Kommander Ken » Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:14 pm

Awesome battle! Always awesome to see more people getting into Medivo. :D

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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Zahru II » Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:54 am

Holy shit you have a lot of gundabads
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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Craigallot » Thu Jan 22, 2015 12:08 pm

I agree (not concur), that is a tidy collection of orcs.
One of the Orcs going to attack a Spearman slips and falls on his own mace. Damage roll... 6
Worst (and best). Death. Ever.

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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by lordintype » Thu Jan 22, 2015 2:09 pm

Zahru II wrote:Holy shit you have a lot of gundabads
The real Piltogg was the friends we made along the way.

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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Bluefog » Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:44 am

Enjoyed this very much.
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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by motorhead fan » Sun Jan 25, 2015 6:55 am

This was really good, I am looking forwards to your next stuff.

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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Ultrashmirt » Sun Jan 25, 2015 8:35 pm

Continued......

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With an army sizable enough to go head to head with the kingdom, the Orcs and Orks Begin their assault on a border outpost. This Particular outpost has not fallen to a raid by anyone for many decades.
They have 8 Orcs Equipped with small swords/maces, 4 Orc size 1 Crossbowmen, 4 Orks with Medium Halberds, 2 Orks with Heavy Mega-Halberds, 2 Orc Earth Shaman, a small ballista equipped with size 1 Explosives, and the Orc Chief as their Hero.

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The Defending Soldiers have 8 Swordsman with small swords, 4 size 1 Crossbowmen, 4 medium Spear-men, 2 Heavy Pike-men.

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They are led by General Varus Hammer as their Hero. They are a little bit outnumbered. :(

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Varus: Listen up Orc scum! This outpost hasn't been taken for several decades
before i was put in charge, and i'm not about to let that change today.

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Orc Chief: Hah! You make me laugh puny Human. Tough talk for someone hiding behind a pile of armor!

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Orcs

They rolled higher for initiative so they go first.

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Both side squads of Orcs move up, but don't want to deal with response actions so they don't sprint.
(house rule, team that doesn't have initiative starts with response actions.)

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The Ork Mega-Halberds have no such reservations though, and splatter some knights.

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The rest of the forces move up.

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The Orc chief charges in with a heroic action in mind.

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Success! He boots Varus's shield 7 inches away.

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He then bops Varus on the head but doesn't have enough damage.

Varus's forces

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One of the Spear-men charges forward, impaling one Orc and disrupting another.

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The other Spear-man doesn't have such luck though and is parried.

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Varus attempts to send The Chief flying back into his forces but it doesn't work out.

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He backs up to the gate. The Chief rolls crap on his free attack.

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The Group of Swords-men join him outside while the Pike-men guard the
gate to keep people from sneaking around to the archers.

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The Orks attempt the same trick as last round, but fail the skill checks this time.
One is cut down by a counter-attack.

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Two Orcs go to a attack a Spear-man but one drops his mace and trips over it. :roll:

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The other Orc is able to do enough damage though,

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A mix of Orks and Orcs charge at the Swords-men.

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Only one Ork manages a kill.

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The Orc Earth shamans try to summon some Quicksand.

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It works! Two soldiers become stuck in the sand. They will fall deeper into the
sand and die if nobody pulls them out.

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The Crossbowmen on the other side attempt to shoot down the sprinting Spear-man
Skillcheck fail.

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The two small weapons Orcs have better luck.

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The rest of the troops move out of the middle. What are the doing?

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Clearing the way for the ballista! The two Orcs skillcheck...

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One critfail, one crit success, so the shot goes off, but the ballista is sent flying from recoil.

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It only disrupts 3 soldiers.

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The Chief switches weapons and prepares another Heroic action.

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He performs a trickshot with his throwing axe! It kills one knight and slams into Varus.

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Who rolls a 1 on his redshirt....

Varus's troops

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The Swords-men charge forward, slaying 2 Orks, one critfailing in the process.

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The Crossbowmen on the walls take shots but they amount to nothing.

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The Crossbowmen on the other side do even worse. One misses while the other
critfails and impales himself on the sword of a soldier below.

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The Pikemen Flee, their excuse being that they have to warn the kingdom that the Orcs have attacked
Their outpost and killed Varus.

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Everyone else being dead around them, the soldiers in the mud
sink deeper in and drown. (do you drown in quicksand?)

Orcs

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The Orc chief prepares another herioc action, dashing at a group of soldiers.

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He kills 2 and disrupts 1.

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Some more Orcs and Orks attack another knight.

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The splatter him across a couple inches of grass.

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The Shamans try to be useful but fail.

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Some more Orcs shoot up another Crossbowman on the wall.

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The rest charge into the outpost.

Varus's Troops

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The last two Soldiers on the field attempt to do something before their inevitable death comes,
and take shots on the Orc Chief.

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Who redshirts.

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An Ork and an Orc charge up and shove the Crossbowmen off of the wall.

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They survive the small fall damage, but the Chief winds up...

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Chop!

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The battle ends. The Orcs take the outpost as a stronghold to begin the invasion.

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Carnage Overwatch.

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Close up of the carnage.

I didn't think the soldiers would lose this bad... :oops:
Varus is like the worst hero ever though. He didn't even have a kill. Meanwhile,
the Orc chief is rolling tens like it's nothing. Anyways got one more battle planned for this thread,
should be up some time this week.

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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Bluefog » Wed Jan 28, 2015 11:53 pm

Bad guys win. Nice.
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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Zupponn » Thu Jan 29, 2015 3:23 pm

Varus was cowardly and backed up from battle. Therefore, the Brikwar Gods punished him for his actions.
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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu Jan 29, 2015 4:17 pm

Damn, those orks/orcs kick ass.

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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Lordofdragonss » Fri Mar 27, 2015 2:49 am

Ah yes this forum needs more old good Orc-themed carnage! FOR THE HORDE!
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Re: Of Orks and Orcs

Post by Raggmopp » Tue May 12, 2015 5:52 am

Nice. But where was the crazy throwing machines? :warhead:

Like how wierd stuff happened too.
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