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[HH] Testing ground

Post by motorhead fan » Sat Oct 31, 2015 9:49 am

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The phalek empire was born in the right place, all around their territory, there seemed to be planets with little or no affiliation to the "greater" powers of the brikverse, this was seen as an opportunity to expand in power. And so, the Phaleks went forth and conquered many many things.
This battle takes place on one such planet, with a mixture of peaches and yellows living side by side. The battle quickly went downhill for them and after a few days of invasion, the last remnants of this species began to prepare for their end.

One of these people was a magikcian, he cast a spell/curse upon his friends which, upon their deaths, they would be forced to rise again as skellingtons, moments later, an artillery shell landed on them and they were blown to pièces. Still they rose, gathering whatever pièces they could to create bodies for themselves. However a more powerful call to arms than the fight against the Phaleks Drew them in, and they marched off.

amidst the conflict in this sector, a criminal group was making the most of the situation to recruit many refugees and to "acquire" lands and machines, they were simply known as the oranges and grew in influence with every planet the phaleks invaded.

The inhabitants of this world were making their first forays into the world of robot soldiers, of course, they saw no problem in giving them AI. quickly, the robots spread across the planet, beating up anyone who treated their friends unfairly.
The story.

and here is the battle!
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Here are the skeletons, they managed to recruit 2 Phalek metal priests to their cause since they are also skeletons.
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Here are the oranges, they have a variety of pistols and Swords and stuff.
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Here is a slightly blurry(sorry) picture of one of the structures, this one is a white fort(incase you couldn't see)
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another view of the fort.
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Here is a multicolored building, it has Windows doors and there are some people in it. There is also a pile of broken bots outside.
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Here we have a bunch of mechooligans, they are angry because someone hurt their friends.
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and there is the general Overwatch.
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this guy shoots at a load of machines and fails.
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they all start moving about and three of them return fire with their matchstick size guns.
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they have no effect either.
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The forces of orangedom advance towards the building.
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as do the skeletons.
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two of them kill this guy through the window. scoring first blood.
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Both of them fire at the robots, killing one.
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These guys move around a bit.
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The robots head towards the fort, eager to kill the minifigs Inside.
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One fires a bomb at the tower, killing the guy on top.
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I don't know why this picture is sideways, but the forces of orangedom swarm to the door and window.
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This other guy gets killed by a laser.
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the skeletons break down the other door.
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the people Inside hurry to defend their places.
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This one must be firing his gun or something.
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perhaps wisely, he jumps down.
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the bots rally for the assault.
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the other door is knocked down.
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and the forces of orangedom take out two robos.
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Some skeletons head for Inside the building.
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killing the guy who tried to stop them.
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whilst the others prepare to fight the forces of orangedom.
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this peach tries to kill the first skeleton with his spade, but fails.
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The others also get off of the walls.
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These robots continue to clank towards the door.
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whilst a soldier of the forces of orangedom gets matchstick gunned.
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the rest of the forces of orangedom run around, into the building, round the corner and towrds the mechooligans.
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The spade peach doesn't manage to get himself killed.
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Then he succeeds.
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the other skeletons run towards the forces of orangedom.
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These survivors get ready for the robots assault.
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which starts with them failing to get through the door.
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Another soldier of orangedom is killed.
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these people start attacking.
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so do these. They kill the first skeleton with a gunarm.
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the fight over here continues. no one dies.
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Over here, two skeletons get killed again.
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This guy also shoots.
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But makes no difference whatsoever.
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the other gunskeleton comes through the door and fails to kill anyone.

at this point, the camera I was using died, and now it is too dark in my room to continue since my light is broken. I will continue tomorrow.

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Re: [HH] Testing ground

Post by motorhead fan » Mon Nov 02, 2015 7:11 am

Sorry for the wait, for some reason, I was on a beach yesterday.
But anyway, where were we?
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This skeleton kills an orange person.
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As does this one.
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The last 4 inhabitants of the planet set up response fire.
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The front robot continues to fail to open the door.
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these guys hit the skeleton with thier spears but fail to kill it.
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These guys don't fare much better.
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and that one doesn't fare very well at all!
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The two skellies shoot with their guns but don't kill anyone.
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The other skeleton walks around a bit.
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survivor: Well this is eventful...
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After the front robot still can't open the door, his friends leans over and kindly removes it with his chainsaw.
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as it hits the ground, the robots are hit by some lasers.
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The soldier of the forces of orangedom wearing armor kills the skeleton whilst his friend fails to do anything usefull.
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these four had been continuously firing at each other for the whole battle and no one died.
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Something happened here, I can't remember.
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These two fired more lasers around.
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Somone fired a gun or something and no one died.

At this point I got bored ecause no one was dying, so I decded to ruin all yours days...
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by sending in 3 Phaleks.
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The front row of bots got themselves killed by another volley of fire from the survivors.
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As the machines marched forth, a guy got pickaxed.
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more lasers flew.
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same again.
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Ah! A skeleton with a gun arm died.
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still nothing over here.
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these guys clashed with thier weapons.
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This skeleton attacked with his metal claws.
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The phaleks Advanced slowly as did everyone in this game it seems.
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The pickaxe wielding robots killed a blue dsm.
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and someone finally died here! wahey! Yipee! Wahoo!
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...
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Hack slash bzzz.
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Another skeleton fell.
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this fight continued.
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clop clop clop.
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Smash! another soldier of the forces of orangedom died.
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the three Phaleks continued in their slow trundle towards the war.
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they all fired at the nearest target.
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and they killed their first foe of the day.
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These two miss.
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And in return this happens.
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Finally! After all this time!
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This duel continues.
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That other orange guy with a massive eye dies too.
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The phaleks shoot their old ally in the back.
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And this person still can't aim.
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Whilst one robot waves his pickaxe around like a total loon, the other pokes someone with a long stick.
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Being tired of constantly missing, this soldier of the forces of orangedom kills one of the other robots with a sword.
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This armored person hits a Phalek with his spear, he literally came within 1 point of damage from killing it.
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the gunman goes into the buiding.
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The Phaleks shoot at everything they can.
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The Spearman doesn't make it.
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This man continuously shoots whilst the robot pokes him with a stick.
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then his heads flies off.
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thus the last indiginous lifeform of the world died.
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this orange attacks the other robot.
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and this one kills what I believe to be the last skeleton of the game.
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The guy over there get shot in the back as well.
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The robots gather for the last attack.
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This guy fires his gun through the window, he missed.
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The robots and Phaleks clashed.
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as the fight continues, one bot is killed and the orange guy goes to help.
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in this sideways picture, nothing else happens.
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the robot with a stick also dies.
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they both miss as usual.
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Having outlived al his fellow machines, the last robot is shot full of lasers.
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The Phalek paused for a moment before taking his shot, reading the ununderstandable shaking of the minifig in front of it.
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and the last free soul upon this world dies, apart from those two dogs, but no one cares about them.
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Just some pictures of the battlefield that I liked.

Anyway, this was a fun game(for me), it was singleplayer as usual.
All the dice rolls were untampered with, yes, everyone did move a little slowly but as long as everyone did, I don't see any major problem with that.
If you have any questions or anything, feel free to ask, thats what I'm there for.

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Re: [HH] Testing ground

Post by Zahru II » Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:03 pm

Gameplay - 3
Photography - 4
Violence - 3
Writing - 3
Overall appeal - 4

This was a bit of a slugfest, but an alright battle still!
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Re: [HH] Testing ground

Post by motorhead fan » Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:16 pm

Thanks! But what is a slugfest if you don't mind me asking?

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Re: [HH] Testing ground

Post by stubby » Mon Nov 09, 2015 3:49 pm

Definition of SLUGFEST

: a fight marked by the exchange of heavy blows; also : a heated dispute <a vocal slugfest>

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Re: [HH] Testing ground

Post by RedRover » Mon Nov 09, 2015 9:38 pm

Gameplay - 3.5
Photography - 3
Violence - 4
Writing - 3
Overall appeal - 3.5

Everything was a little confusing and it was a bit hard to tell what was going on sometimes. However, I loved the violence and the Phaleks

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Re: [HH] Testing ground

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue Nov 10, 2015 9:52 am

Gameplay - 3
Photography - 4
Violence - 4
Writing - 3
Overall Appeal - 3.5

An excellent amount of death going on all around. Glad to see those four guys firing point-blank at each other for like 3 turns eventually died.

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Re: [HH] Testing ground

Post by motorhead fan » Tue Nov 10, 2015 1:31 pm

I was also glad, the robots had matchstick sized guns, so I am surprised they managed to kill anything!

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