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Fight for the Golden Chainsaw

Post by Alex » Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:26 pm

This is a battle that me and MGB did with our cousin about a week ago. Some pictures are missing, but there are enough to describe what happened. Without further ado, I present the Fight for the Golden Chainsaw:

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The battlefield.
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My cousin is playing as a group of vikings, who have found themselves on another planet in a different time.
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MGB519 played as the Freedum States of Murica, led my Captain Murica.
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I was a crew of space pirates, led by Captain Strongarm.
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The goal was for everyone to capture the golden sacrificial chainsaw held by the Azteks in the middle of the map.
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The viking move first, and try to ram the Azmech with their ship, but he reacts by decapitating it.
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Viking archers manage to take out the pilot, however.
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The vikings begin to disembark from the ship.
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The FSM forces begin their attack. The roadrunner's gunner shoots an Aztek hunter into the snake pit.
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Two jetpack troopers land at the temple, but one is cut in half by a jaguar warrior.
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The viking hero, Ragnar Lothbrook, get into the Azmech and curbstomps the Aztek eagle warrior. The mech loses its shield arm in the process. The falling arm crushes a viking.
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A viking trips off the boat and gets eaten by a shark.
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A jetpack boosted bayonet stab takes out an Aztek Jaguar warrior.
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Captain Murica takes out an Aztek priest.
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The flamethrower commando has a gun malfunction that causes his flamethrower to explode, killing him and the two commandos behind him. Only the gunner in the back survives.
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Only to be promptly shot by the jetpack pirate.
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Space pirates take out some Azteks.
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As the Aztek jaguar warrior is preparing to swing his OTC, Captain Murica shoots it from his hands, killing the Aztek with it.
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An Aztek hunter takes out another jetpack trooper.
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An Aztek priest takes out a viking.
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Ragnar Lothbrook lays a beatdown on him though.
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The female space ork crewmember is killed by a throwing spear to the gut.
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Another Aztek priest bites the dust.
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The last Aztek grunt is killed. It's now down to Emperor Briktezuma and the high priest.
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Captain Strongarm fires the mini-cannon on his arm into a group of vikings, killing 4.
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Captain Murica and the FSM advance on the temple.
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Emperor Britkezuma cuts through the chest armor of the Azmech, exposing Ragnar Lothbrook.
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Ragnar Lothbrook responds by sending Briktezuma flying into the sacrificial altar.
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The jetpack pirate gets taken out by viking archers.
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The Aztek high priest gets an OTC decapitation.
Azteks Eliminated
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An FSM sniper tries to shoot at the Space Pirates, but the recoil from his rifle rips his arm off.
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The pirate sniper blasts the other FSM sniper apart.
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A space pirate tries to steal Captain Murica's motorcycle, but gets gunned down by a commando. The motorcycle is also rendered inoperable, due to its controls being blasted.
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Space pirates kill some more vikings.
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"Join me crew, and I'll give ye a robotic arm stronger than what ye lost!" Captain Strongarm says to the one armed sniper, who decides that being a space pirate would be pretty cool.
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Ragnar Lothbrook swings the Azmechs club at the firing line of space pirates, killing 2 out of 3.
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Another viking tries to kill the other space pirate, but trips and impales himself instead.
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Captain Murica reminds the one armed sniper that he comes from the land of the free to banhammer himself for being a goddamned traitor, which he does.
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The dreadlocked pirate takes an OTC for Captain Strongarm.
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Captain Strongarm tries to hit Captain Murica with a jetpack corkscrew attack, but crashes into the ground instead.
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The robot navigator shoots two vikings in a row.
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Captain Murica decapitates Captain Strongarm with the sacrificial chainsaw.
A space pirate tries to kill Ragnar Lothbrook, but one of his arms falls off.
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Ragnar Lothbrook blood eagles him in response.
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A viking takes out the last FSM trooper.
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A viking berserker tries to throw his axe at Captain Murica, but throws it too hard and falls forward, sticking his horns into the ground while his axe lands in a dead FSM commando.
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As all the other space pirates are dead, the robot translator decides to join the vikings and take out the FSM once and for all.
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Viking archers take out Captain Murica and win the day.
FSM Eliminiated
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The aftermath.

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Re: Fight for the Golden Chainsaw

Post by motorhead fan » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:30 pm

Wow, that golden chainsaw looked really good, I should acquire one.

The battle looked as fun as it was to read.

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Re: Fight for the Golden Chainsaw

Post by Alex » Sat Jan 23, 2016 5:18 pm

motorhead fan wrote:Wow, that golden chainsaw looked really good, I should acquire one.

The battle looked as fun as it was to read.
Glad you enjoyed reading it. The chainsaw is made by combining a golden chainsaw blade, shiruken and lightsaber handle.

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Re: Fight for the Golden Chainsaw

Post by runnybabbit223 » Tue Feb 09, 2016 6:10 am

Alex wrote:
motorhead fan wrote:Wow, that golden chainsaw looked really good, I should acquire one.

The battle looked as fun as it was to read.
Glad you enjoyed reading it. The chainsaw is made by combining a golden chainsaw blade, shiruken and lightsaber handle.
You know I once made a golden chainsaw just like that too, only I used a golden axe head instead of the shrunken.
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Re: Fight for the Golden Chainsaw

Post by Kommander Ken » Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:33 am

Those vikings were :666: .

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