
Location: Prison Block 13, Planet Kisvárda, Republik of Magyar
Mission: Free our imprisoned comrades

Elder Magyar Soldier: "Carefully, boy! This is some heavy load. It's of utmost important that it reaches this block unharmed."
Younger Magyar Soldier: "Yeah, whatever."

Younger Magyar Soldier: "Just let me type in the passphrase for Block 13... what was it again? 1... 2... 3... 4... 5..."
*BLINK*
Younger Magyar Soldier: "There we go!"

*SWOOSH*

*VOOOM*

Elder Magyar Soldier: "Good morning."
Prison Guard: "Mornin'."

Yuri Ksovlov: "So, what's your plan to get out of here boss?"
Olek Kohut: "Plan?! You do realize that we are trapped in these sealed cells with guards on our asses 24/7!"

Olek Kohut: "Besides, you are the genius that escaped from a high-security prison with your head stuck in a pickling jar! Shouldn't you be the one with a plan to get our asses out of here?"
Yuri Ksovlov: "Problem is: This cell is fully isolated from any data interface that I could be plugged in and all the guards already do their best to keep me away from any kind of sensitive technology. So yeah, looks like we are trapped here for a good while."

Olek Kohut: "... This is fucking bullshit!"
Prison Guard: "Quiet, prisoner!"
Olek Kohut: "Ey, fuck you man! You don't get to yell at me when I'm shouting in rage!"

Prison Guard: "Don't make me come in and rip your shitty lock out of your head!"
Olek Kohut: "Go ahead, you little boypussy! Just go ahead and try!"

Prison Guard: "You are digging your own fucking grave, hohol!"
*click*

*WHOOOSH*

*BA-DA-BOOM*
Prison Guard: "What the..."

Prison Guard: "Open fire!"
*RATATATAT*
*FLASH*

*BLAM*
Prison Guard: "Ah.. my leg!"

*PUNCH*
Olek Kohut: "Don't insult the lock, pidor!"

*FLASH*
*BLAM*

Olek Kohut: "What the hell is this thing?!"
Yuri Ksovlov: "Judging from it's architecture and the GT energy streaming out of it, this must be one of Dr. Semenov's newest inventions."
Olek Kohut: "If that is so, will he help us get the hell out of here?"

Yuri Ksovlov: "Could be. But first we have to rescue the other inmates, including the doctor himself. Unfortunately, he is trapped in a cryochamber for further examination. If some comptuers happen to be around here, you could plug me in and I will try to deactivate the chamber."

*marching sounds*
Olek Kohut: "They're coming. Grab the rifles from the guards and hold them off, til I found a way to free the rest of us!"

Titusz Császár: "We're heading towards Block 13! Keep moving!"

Abigél Erös: "I'll kill this idiot who thought that lumping the worst basket cases into oe single block was a great decision."

Titusz Császár: "It's the Cossack! Step aside, men. This is a personal matter!"

Olek Kohut: "There we meet again, Hun! I hope you enjoyed your last victory. Be sure that I'll hit much harder, this time!"
Sup guys, let's kick of this year's HH with a new battle report of mine:
THE KRUSHER

Factions:
Magyars:
Battlegroup Császár
Battlegroup Erös
Soviets:
Olek's Gang
Sergey's Gang (unlocked after first terminal has been deactivated)
The Pantokrator
Objectives:
Magyars: Crush the prisoner revolt
Soviets: Free the doctor and escape
Turns will be post in subsequent posts in order to keep things in order.