Hungry For Chaos: Top Thread [HH Winner 2018]
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:28 pm
On the carrot-farming asteroid of Belganus, a few selfish noblemen are throwing a feast. The main dish? A delicious chicken wing seasoned with the eldritch Chaos Spice. But everyone from hungry peasants to power-seeking demons to hideously cute elder gods are here to compete for it!
Adorribles - Nemoto-Sensei
Robot Demons - Ninja_Bait
Lords of Belganus - Dayboost_
Star Knights - Baconquistador
Orphans - RedRover
Barbarians - SirSporktimus
Crimson Eye - KommanderKen
People show up to the party. Singing orphans are annoying. Are robot demons primarily robots or demons?
Little Robot Boy dies for the greater good. An orphan is set on fire. A knight rides a battle tractor into a castle wall and wins.
The crocodile is turned into a hideously cute elder monster. The castle is filled with flaming hay. The orphans eat each other.
Carrot missiles explode. Orphans are turned into eldritch beings. The Spear of SufferWing is born.
Turn Four and Five:
Heroes die. A knight turns into a Chaos Chicken. The Lolligator rises to power.
Thanks to everyone who played! You guys were awesome!