Battle for the Red Parrot!
Posted: Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:22 pm
I recently discovered Brikwars and knew I had to tell my friends about. After a couple weeks of discussion and brik gathering we finally managed to string a (almost) coherent battle together. Which we have named the "Battle for the Red Parrot"
(Instead of documenting the entire thing, I'm just uploading a few highlights. Please provide me with Noob leniency. Also, I personally can't stand the look of Lego terrain, if you like it that's cool, but I prefer using things other than lego - Hence the terrain seen in the pictures below.)
The sub-terrian forces swarmed at the (grassy?) beach side, where their battleship had wedged ashore. The sea lurking forces were eager to defend their floaty vessel and the Mighty Red Parrot, perched majestically upon a grey stick.

An opposition dawned on the horizon - combining the forces of Wizzaro, the Maniacal Mech, and the Scottish Red Coats loyal to the bagpipe man. (Who has an actual name I can't remember.)

War was inevitable. Such is the will of the mighty Red Parrot, who stirs fury into the hearts of all.

The (grassy?) shore soon was drenched in briks. And dice.

Giants were slain, whilst stupidity and hilarity spiraled out of control.

In a mad bid to finish the battle (which had driven well deep into our sunday evening) the Maniacal Mech, Wizzaro, detached one of his arms, which conveniently had a propulsion system attached to it, and fired it across the map in a final attempt to snatch up the Mighty Red Parrot. The probabilities gods smiled upon him as all the agree'd dice rolls came true and the arm flew across the map. A brave hero, named One Handed Willy, jumped from the back of a moving mech onto the arm mid flight. Valiantly, his stump of an arm raised in the air, he rode it across the heads of bewildered soldiers. Until he snatched the Mighty Red Parrot from it's perch with his one good hand - before crashing into depths of the sea.

The end.
Till next time.
(Instead of documenting the entire thing, I'm just uploading a few highlights. Please provide me with Noob leniency. Also, I personally can't stand the look of Lego terrain, if you like it that's cool, but I prefer using things other than lego - Hence the terrain seen in the pictures below.)
The sub-terrian forces swarmed at the (grassy?) beach side, where their battleship had wedged ashore. The sea lurking forces were eager to defend their floaty vessel and the Mighty Red Parrot, perched majestically upon a grey stick.

An opposition dawned on the horizon - combining the forces of Wizzaro, the Maniacal Mech, and the Scottish Red Coats loyal to the bagpipe man. (Who has an actual name I can't remember.)

War was inevitable. Such is the will of the mighty Red Parrot, who stirs fury into the hearts of all.

The (grassy?) shore soon was drenched in briks. And dice.

Giants were slain, whilst stupidity and hilarity spiraled out of control.

In a mad bid to finish the battle (which had driven well deep into our sunday evening) the Maniacal Mech, Wizzaro, detached one of his arms, which conveniently had a propulsion system attached to it, and fired it across the map in a final attempt to snatch up the Mighty Red Parrot. The probabilities gods smiled upon him as all the agree'd dice rolls came true and the arm flew across the map. A brave hero, named One Handed Willy, jumped from the back of a moving mech onto the arm mid flight. Valiantly, his stump of an arm raised in the air, he rode it across the heads of bewildered soldiers. Until he snatched the Mighty Red Parrot from it's perch with his one good hand - before crashing into depths of the sea.

The end.
Till next time.