BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE [HH Winner 2019]

[ninja_bait]

Location: THE FOUR RUMS
Retkon? Alternate dimension? No one will ever know.


Nearby: THE SKELTAL SPAWNER
Zupponn, The Pumpking, Mr. Skeltal, and his cousin Dr. Kalcium continue to celebrate the Hellhunt.


Between them: THE KONVERGENCE
Shards of the Brikverse shattered by Ragnablok, now smashed together, swirling around a black hole nexus.



At the center of the Nexus: BLUE GUY
The last best hope against the Brikpokalypse.


Riding in: THE HORSEMEN OF THE BRIKPOKALYPSE
Pacifass, Horseman of Peace
Quantumstalker Rolette, Horseman of Stability
OneEye589, Horseman of Authority
Frobo the Swaggins, Horseman of POOP!
If they hope to rule the Brikverse, their armies must get through Blue Guy.


Remnants of the DEADLY SPACEMAN EMPIRE enter the battlefield. Blue Guy, a Luchardskoan, carries the gene of the First Blue Deadly Spaceman. That gene, they believe, has just activated. To them, Blue Guy is the BDSM reincarnate. They must deliver the legendary weapons to him to aid in his fight.


The GRAND GALACTIC EMPIRE, commissioned by Ninja_Bait, enters the battlefield with the Artemis Battlegroup. They face the armies of Stability.


Kommander Ken hurls Brootal fortifications into the ground. The full armies of DA BROOTALZ are not far behind, competing both against themselves to crown a WARBAWSS, and against the armies of Peace.



The TRAVELER'S SOCIETY teleports in from Axeleron, summoned by Bookwyrm. They face the armies of Authority.


The laser eyed c.at aoffan23 constructs a coalition of armies including the 45TH UNION, SPACE NAVY, and U.S.A. against the armies of Poop.


THIS IS THE END
THIS IS THE BEGINNING
THIS IS OVER 1000 UNIT INCHES OF PURE OSSUM and also 12 unit inches from the Negaverse
THIS IS...
THE BATTLE OF THE KONVERGENCE!


But this is just one battle in a world of ossum battlerealms.


Whoa, dinosaurs!


Pool party!


The Somme!


A subway station hellhunt party!


MoooOOOooonbase!


Barnacles!


Amon Sul!


All the licensed lines!


Oh sorry
Got distracted

Here's the main objectives:
Horsemen: stop Blue Guy
Player factions: Stop the Horsemen, get loot, be the last faction standing
Spacemen: Get the treasure to Blue Guy
Hellhunt: Cause mayhem

The winner will receive the nexus itself, a black hole on a stick inside which Blue Guy eternally fights the Horsemen of the Brikpokalypse over the remains of the Nehellenium Battlerealms

Here's some side objectives:
Rescue Timmy the Albino Brootal, The Wesselheim Soldier, and Kevin J. Hinkle
Drive the little red car into the Phantom Tollbooth
Capture the Dew Factory
Unlock the Secret Factions
Yeet a Brootal onto a different display
Win Bingo
Eat Donuts

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!

[RedRover]

Looks like I am gettin 0 done today.

[Nemoto-Sensei]

Dis wins hands down.

[Archduke]

This,

This is Brikwars

[devincp]

This is all so amazing and Inspiring.

[Space Bunny]

[Theblackdog]

[ninja_bait]

Round One

Initiative Roll. Ken rolls a 1 for DA BROOTALZ.

BROOTAL CRITFAIL COUNT: 1


Ninja_Bait goes first while Book sets up his troops. Starting with a Valkyrie right through the portal.


*Pop!*


The rest of the army moves up.


Book's initial deployment is ready.


He casts a defensive firewall against the Brootalz.


aoffan23 mostly moves his troops up (there's a tenuous truce with the GGE at the moment.) Notably, RoC critfails a sprint.


Quantumsurfers begin to respawn out of the Maniac Beer, starting with Kastrenzo.


Mobs begin to spawn.





Brootal Deployment. Bahgra deploys her scout army first.


Da Brootalz move out.


The armoured truck tries to shoot at the Travelers' Society and critfails.

BROOTAL CRITFAIL COUNT: 2


Book takes mocking pictures of the failure.


A squad fires on the Protesters, killing one and also dropping one of their guns.

BROOTAL CRITFAIL COUNT: 3

[ninja_bait]

Round Two

The Travelers' Society moves up, using teleportation to cover more distance.


A mage casts a fireball.


The defense roll is very bad.
BROOTAL CRITFAIL COUNT: 4


It is ruled that one of the dynamite sticks goes off as a result, which damages one of the wingmen, but amazingly, not the original plane.


However, the Valkyrie follows up with some fire of its own.


One plane down, five to go.


More GGE fighters move toward the portal. The plan? Kill a lot of Brootalz.


The Seagull picks up passengers and lifts off.


Laser Masters make short work of some Blokbots.


A scout comes out of the portal.


The Laser Masters follow, though they are a bit short.


General movement, moving toward the portal and the Four Rums.



These guys pick up a munchfig.


A Mechanik begins to disassemble the Blok spawner.


aoffan23 shoots all but one of the dungans with one squad.


The last one dies to a centurion.


The other squad totally blows the head off a Dew Boi.


Then the Mouse rams the truck with a little too much oomph (thanks to a failed stunt).


The truce is broken as shots are fired at the GGE Combat Jeep. An errant bullet pings a militiaman in the head.


Mr. Skeltal sprints past Kast.


The other spooks spread out.


Some freaky dude appears and repairs a blokbot.


More mobs spawn.




A critfail roll means a worst-schlock guy appears instead of a Quantumsurfer.


Da Brootalz finish off the Protesters. Another gun is dropped.
BROOTAL CRITFAILS: 5


Da Brootalz also surround the Valkyrie and shoot it up from below. They deal 2 points of damage.

[ninja_bait]

[ninja_bait]

Round Three

Kastrenzo is harassed by skellies and the Worst Shlock Man. Nothing happens to him though.


Da Brootalz attack the dimmies. I lose track of the critfails.


Some of them die.


OI! HERE'S A ROIGHT SHINY GIT SLICEAH!


Combined fire from anything that shoots puts the Valkyrie within a point of destruction.


The truck yeets a mage into the sky.


There's some wandering


The space navy fighter slays Frobo the Swaggins.


One red alien is slayed by shitgoats. A couple others lose hands.


This looks like a picture of laser masters. It is actually a picture of an Assyrian hero faceplanting.


The Almighty Benny Gesserit is blown to high heaven by the Cerberus.


aoffan lets a kid drive the 45th Union for a bit. The Kid immediately breaks the truce by attacking the Seagull with everything.


The truce, already broken by the dark red car, is further destroyed by the red car's ramming of the GGE gunjeep.


The arctic lads decide to try to "defend the flank" by sneaking behind the main forces.
Ninja_Bait: HEY! WHAT IS thIS?!


The Edgelord uses a sabre throw to slay a DSM.


What is happening here? Maybe just repositioning.


The double headed worm thing rips the truck apart.


Someone died here.


RETRIBUTION TIME


On your knees!


Wait no


It doesn't matter. The red truck is obliterated from the earth by holy vengeance from above. Note: the tank did not successfully fire. In fact, the gun backfired and fell off. But


I think this is blok men spawning.


Sniper attempts to snipe the hero, but a miner redshirts through the walls of the truck to save him.


The arctic hero attempts a snowmobile feat, kicking up snow that didn't even exist before.


The feat fails.


The Imperial Marines surround the arctic truck and destroy it.


The seagull uses its last inch of power to try to kill the disrupted Assyrian while the rest of the passengers disembark.


The infantry destroys the block people.


Repositioning? I don't know.


The infantry also destroys the blokbots.


More fighters get through the portal.


The Pilot of the 1-inch-left Valkyrie jumps into the 1-inch-left Dieplane


She shoves the brootal out, who parries with a one. Ninja_bait attempts to yeet the Brootal to another display, but misses.


The unmanned Valkyrie crashes into the ground, destroying a Brootal Banner.


KOME ON DOAN, OUR NEZT KONTESTANT, WARBAWSS GRIMJAW!!!!


Meanwhile, the GGE Mechanik builds a spaceship out of Blokbot parts.


The other squad of Dieplanes gang up on the Chickadee Interceptor, reducing to one HP.


Apparently some Peaceniks killed my scout but the EVIDENCE shows it was an act of unwarranted aggression from the Brootalz.


The Kid, disappointed by aoffan's armies, builds a small army of vehicles of his own from free bricks scavenged from the convention.

[ninja_bait]

Round Four

The Assyrian hardsuit uses its thermal laser to flatten the miner.


This sniper is the poop king now.


The Assyrian hero passes through the portal and locks into combat. She gets shield shoved back to her own side.


The Space Navy plane kills another Horseman, and earns the title, "Horseman Hunter."


This is just a picture.


Hera flies the plane.


"Who hurt you, my child? Who took your kalcium?"


Dungans respawn (?)


The All-American Hero sprints into the cockpit of the Seagull but can't quite work out the controls.


A medik starts undoing all the hard work I did killing the arctic interlopers.


The GGE turret targets the surviving arctic lads.


The Dew Commander calls for an orbital strike from the Spesser Guild.


Xes are put out to mark the strikes.


Grammar Nazis attempt to kill laser masters but fail.


Skeltals shoot at a dieplane.


Zupponn attempts to summon a good Quantumsurfer, but only gets Shadowscythe.


Kast tries to stop Mr. Skeltal's DOOTING with his chicken.


NUUHHHH MAH CHIKKEN


I don't know what's happening here but it sure is quiet.


The GGE fleet surrounds the dieplanes.


Excellent


Combined fire from basically everyone here wipes out the Warjumpaz for killing the scout. This is called proportional response. It has not been confirmed that the Peaceniks killed him instead.

[Bolicob12]

This is the best thing i've read on the forums so far

[Kommander Ken]

This looks familiar.

[sahasrahla]

so, so beautiful


gonna need some armory breakdowns on some of these sweet builds too. i recognize a lot of them but there's awesome new stuff everywhere. like that fuckin TWO HEADED DRAGON THING