Britannian and GGE forces are deployed to an unnamed planet to begin Warhead's campaign of extermination against the apokalyptic forces of DA BROOTALZ. Little do they know, this invasion is being televised....
Put your bricks together and prepare your butts for... Brootalz LIVE!
Britannia and GGE will work together as members of the Immortal Alliance to eliminate Da Brootalz. Britannia has an additional objective to recover one Brootal Sproot, and the GGE will deploy a beacon to call in an airstrike to eliminate the camp. Da Brootalz need to defend themselves against the invaders. (Note: due to connection issues Space Bunny subbed in for Falk.)
You can view a replay of the livestream on twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/587691156 or read the battle report below!
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Brootalz begin by firing their defensive turret.
The hit overskills and destroys the Britannian Blue Hen walker.
Brootal Nail Gunnaz lay waste to the Britannian Expeditionaries.
But not without some traditional Brootal Critfails!
The local camp leader, Brootal Baristah, tends to the brootal sproots, and one blossoms into a stronk warrior!
The Britannians respond with heavy autogun fire that slaughters the nail gunnaz.
The GGE goes after the Brootalz in the south portion of the map, trying to spot them in cover.
The GGE Medik also puts a Britannian back together.
Scouts stand guard as the Mechanik puts the Blue Hen back together.
OY! DAT'S NOT OKAY! shouts a Brootal as his gun backfires instead of rekilling the Blue Hen.
BROOTALDAMMIT
The Brootal Mechanik decides to add a spike to the unusual spike holder in the middle of camp.
The Baristah brews his koffee a bit too strong and sets fire to some of the crops.
The Britannians continue to mow down Brootalz with their machine guns.
The GGE color guard captain begins to lose track of the objective. mmm... chikken....
The Baristah adjusts his formula, and an extra strong sproot shoot grows suddenly.
Meanwhile, the Mechanik builds a shrine to the spike holder he found.
The walls he removed reveal a reserve squad of Spess Muhreens! They murderize the chikken-stealing hero.
The strong sproot blossoms into a young Warbawss. I'M DA HERO NOW! he shouts.
The Baristah agrees, and equips the Warbawss with some strong BAWSSSPRESSO!
The GGE kills many of the Brootalz hiding in the forest.
One infantryman recovers the chikken and charges at the Spess Muhreens.
Meanwhile, their scouts get closer to the beacon point.
The infantryman dies.
Empowered by BAWSSPRESSO! the Warbawss yeets a Britannian into the Blue Hen and destroys it again.
Spess Muhreen kills a scout.
Britannians manage to take down the young, vulnerable Warbawss.
So much potential wasted.
[F]
GGE Medik repairs another Britannian.
The GGE takes down most of the remaining Spess Muhreens. Their Commander now has the Chikken.
PUT DOWN DA CHIKKEN!
The Muhreen from the gun picks up two of the barrels and overkills two of the GGE troops.
The Britannians sprint to the Sproot farm to grab the sample.
They also take down the guy with the big gun.
The GGE medik decides to put a Brootal back together for fun, but comes out with three amputations.
The beacon is lit! GGE calls for aid!
This guy picks up the Chikken and dodges bullets.
The mechanik decides the Blue Hen will be better off in her own command. But it fails to shoot the revived Brootal dead, so...
The Britannian heavy finally dies of a critical failure.
One Leggy Boi takes life by the horns and rips the Mechanik's face off.
The Baristah kills the scout but the beacon stays on.
The remaining nail gunna tries to kill the Britannian with the sproot sample.
The Medik struggles against One Leggy Boi but can't get the kill.
This guy still has the chikken!
But not for long...
SPLAT
These guys are struggling to get the kill.
BUT ONE LEGGY BOI STEPS IN
But one more Britannian runs in and escapes with the sproot.
The airstrike comes in, flattening the camp, but a few units at the edge of the radius survive.
This guy is almost back to the drop zone.
"Get me out of here!"
The Baristah takes down the last GGE unit.
He and Leggy Boi ravage the body.
OI'M WHOLE AGIN! shouts Leggy Boi.
Final Overwatch:
Final achievement tracker:
Britannia:
- Captured sproot sample
- Escaped
GGE:
- Deployed beacon and airstrike
Brootalz:
- Survived to fight another day
Brootalz LIVE!
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Re: Brootalz LIVE!
Great battle, and thanks once again for hosting One leggy boi is definitely the MVP of that game (even if he was a mistake on my behalf)
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What? Not taking any shots about how bad of an idea attacking with trees is?
Also, LEGGY-BOI BEST BOI!
Also, LEGGY-BOI BEST BOI!
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Re: Brootalz LIVE!
This fight is sick, Da Baristah's definitely my favourite out of the lot.