GAME ONE: ninja_bait vs aoffan23
We started on opposite corners of the map with 5 regulars, 1 vehicle, and 1 hero each. I was red.
Blue kicked things off by exploding some kegs of maniac beer.
Meanwhile, one regular begins staring patriotically into their starting point bonfire.
Red sends their space scooter flying into enemy territory.
First blood!
aoffan created a giant pink turn counter.
Meanwhile, the Red regulars take up the high ground against the bulk of the Blue army.
The Red hero stubs his toe on a space rock.
Then he aggros some friendly fire from his incompetent troops.
The Blue space scooter delivers a keg of maniac beer to the Reds. "I don't think we were expecting a package," Red says.
aoffan and ninja_bait discuss who Shaggy is.
Required listening:
A Blue regular is doused in beer.
Mr. Boombastic reveals himself and destroys the 3 Red troops and his own space scooter in one massive beer explosion.
Aoffan reveals his real plan - Flanking!
Meanwhile, the Blue Hero gets himself stuck in the Red space scooter's magnetic loader after a failed hijacking feat.
The Reds continue shooting themselves.
The Red hero accidentally shrinks himself after activating the radioactive moon rocks.
Unfazed, he goes after the nearest Blue troop.
Instead, he finds himself getting monched
The Blue team manages to capture Red's flag.
As well as a keg of maniac beer.
Oh, something has gone wrong.
Wielding the Blue Hero as a weapon, the Red space scooter murders the patriotric blue troop in the back.
As per tradition, here is a picture of something but I forget what.
Red space scooter's reign of terror continues, spearing Mr. Boombastic.
Meanwhile, aoffan continues working on the objective.
Here are some more pictures. I think they show the Blue hero failing, again, to hijack the space scooter and the Red pilot using him as a weapon.
I guess it went wrong.
aoffan's funny profile pic
The last Red trooper gets sad. And also a Last Man Standing Benny!
Blue hero encourages him to stand and fight. It's not worth fighting a sad boi, and also THERE'S NO CRYING IN BRIKWARS
This backfires, as the now-happy Red trooper murderizes the flag bearer.
Meanwhile, a Red trooper ghost appears behind Blue hero to do battle.
Blue hero ain't afraid of no ghosts, though, and dispatches him easily. Worth noting the ghost is his fault though for failing a feat.
The last Blue trooper bravely picks up the Red flag in the maniac beer fire.
The Blue hero pursues the last Red trooper.
And self-immolates instead.
Fortunately the last blue guy has made it off the map with the flag, winning the game!
But he decides to come back in to finish the job and fails on a sprint roll.
With Red lying in wait, he is murdered when he returns.
Red has won!
