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The Siege of Dyconius XII. Battle Report!

Post by Tracemaster » Thu Dec 31, 2020 10:03 pm

In the distant darkness there was a shattered half of a world floating amongst the sea of nothingness. Dyconius XII. All across the shattered surface of this planet were ruins of a long gone spacefaring civilization. There are several active mines across the world mining transparent materials and gems. The world seemed to be a cesspit of mercenary scum, drifters and other offworlders. Despite the harsh conditions, there were still wild creatures and plant life and large oceans.

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Seeking the riches of the southern ruins, two factions of Space Explorers will meet to do battle.

The Space Peasants & Friends.
A group of adventurous and friendly space pioneers exiled from a planet of Knights. They seek to explore new worlds and make new "friends". Too bad their ship crashed in the ice mountains. Their hero is the Mysterious Figure (Grey Bat), an amnesiac found on a distant island.
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The Vinegar Empire.

A group of Champions from the vicious and territorial Vinegar Empire are out on Dyconius XII scouting for potential riches to exploit for their interstellar war campaigns. The hero of the Vinegar Empire's choosing is Evil Cranston, the King of the Edgelords and Shadow People.
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The Space Peasants wander through the ice mountains, looking out across the ruined landscape of Dyconius XII.

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The Pathetic Clocktower was still standing despite the ancient war fought here.

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A group of neutral mercenaries sit in a camp at the base of Shoe Mountain.
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Booby trapped Treasure! Watch out!
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(This is our first Brikwar! We fudged a lot. Bear with me here, I may have forgotten a couple pictures of the madness!)

Turn One


A squad of Space Peasants led by Timmy Tactical (White Helmet) sneak through some ruined buildings towards the ocean.
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A squad of Space Peasants led by General Chungus march down the trashed streets.
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The rest of the Team ventures down the mountain and into the ice spikes. They spot a massive strange looking helmet along the way. Hm ...
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A Sharpshooter and a Demolitions Alien spot the advancing Space Peasants and Timmy Tactical and sneak in. They narrowly avoid the neutral Rock Golem walking around the fields.

ImageIMG_0262(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

The Stinkmasters of the Vinegar Empire decide to stay at their post and think options.
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A Vinegar aligned Alien Laser Swordsman sneaks towards the advancing Horse squad.
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A Hesitant round! Nobody has attacked!


The Space Peasant diver is now in the water, heading towards a magical scroll he spotted atop a rock in the sea. Vinegar Thugs have finally spotted them. Miss Guns waits at the shore, ready to cover the swimmer if need be.
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The DSM Clone strikes up a deal with the Crossbowman Merc!
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The Ambassador in Red ponders on letting out this strange prisoner ... Nope!
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A Space Peasant heavy departs from the main squad to line up the perfect shot.
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A CRITICAL HIT!
The rocky cliff face was blown away and the Vinegar Soldiers atop it spill their guts into the sea. Timmy Tactical crit failed and was sucked into the Ocean. Miss Guns failed to rescue him. Let's see if he drowns next turn.
ImageIMG_0289(1) by Big Money, on Flickr.




Space Peasants blow the Alien Swordsman to smithereens. One of them crit failed and excuted the horse too. Whoops!
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Uh oh ... It's gonna get messy.

A Vinegar Knight charges at the Space Peasants.
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And puts his head onto a Pike!
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The DSM Clone finds himself surrounded by Mercs who were just telepathically hired by Evil Cranston! Noooo!
ImageIMG_0286(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

General Chungus fires on the horse and kills it! The other Peasant crit fails and drops his rifle into the bushes!
ImageIMG_0292(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

The RPG Peasant goes berserk and attempts to make the shot of a life time but shoots the ruins right in front of his face and kills himself. Crit fail!
ImageIMG_0293(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

The DSM Clone fires on the Whitewater Merc and kills him! The Mysterious Figure slips on the ice!
ImageIMG_0287(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

The Red Ambassador moves in and slices the Samurai Merc's Head off!
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Timmy Tactical drowns! Things are not going too hot for the Space Peasants.
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Until ... The Diver has made it to the treasure island with the scroll! He carefully avoids the landmines and reads from the magical scroll to open the chest. He has acquired a Super Magical Sword!
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Here we go!

The Mounted Vinegar Knight ditches General Chungus and heads for Miss Guns, who has been taking pot shots at everyone from the center of the field. She's speared just like her comrade.
ImageIMG_0296(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

Llama Mummy sneaks in through the doorway and executes General Chungus with his speargun!
ImageIMG_0297(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

The Vinegar Aligned Merc snipes the Red Ambassador!
ImageIMG_0304(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

Evil Cranston psychic blasts the Diver and steals the sword for himself!
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Oh boy ...

With no other options, The Mysterious Figure opens the Jail Cell to let out the prisoner ...
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A Crazy Crackhead with a shiv has joined the party! This can't be good.
ImageIMG_0312(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

Over by the buildings, the hired Archer has reactivated a battle drone to fight against the Vinegars. It may be their only hope for survival.
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They meet up with the DSM Clone and head towards the final battle.
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The Mysterious Figure finally takes out the last Merc. What a disaster!
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It's the beginning of the end ...

A Vinegar Sniper comes in close for the kill and executes the Crossbowman and in the back, Evil Cranston destroys the reactivated drone. And the Pumpkin Knight finally shows up for battle but misses.
ImageIMG_0333(1) by Big Money, on Flickr

An off camera Vinegar snipper kills the Clone of DSM! Nooo!
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Crazy Crackhead shanks the Llama Mummy! The Mysterious Figure crit fails off camera and is partially buried by snow!
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The Pumpkin Knight suplexes the Crazy Crackhead and snaps his spine!
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And with the combined final shots of the Sniper and Evil Cranston ... The Mysterious Figure was slain!
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AND WITH THAT THE WAR WAS OVER ... FOR NOW. The Space Peasants will be sending reinforcements!

Winner! The Vinegar Empire!


Field shots of the chaos!
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The Rock Golem lives to die another day!
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Battle Booze: Golden Lager by Four Peaks!
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Re: The Siege of Dyconius XII. Battle Report!

Post by Bragallot » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:46 am

I liked the randomness of the factions here. Llama Mummy was my favourite. :lol:
Fantasy battles - Scifi battles
Kommander Ken wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 9:04 pm
Wtf is this thread?

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