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(This battle was played out over discord as a chat battle. Spectral was playing Minaglacia, and Ninja_bait as the immortals. Later on in turn 2, BoltonPaulDefiant played as the Champions of Ignition, and near the end, Ninja had gone inactive so the last few turns of immortals were played by myself. Enjoy!)
Location: A small runway in the solar system
A Kestrel SHIP sits docked alongside a small runway, littered with troops
The Hero, Unnamed Engineer stands near the doorway, waiting for something to happen, which is very unlikely
Around the Kestrel, troops chat away, and a magpie patrols the area
Suddenly, a group of immortals begin to approach the base! Lead by Warhead, they ain't havin' no shit today, and want to get inside that ship!
OVERWATCH
Coming in hot, the Immortal Interceptor begins it's course for the troops, clashing against the magpie and wounding it
The speeder bike boys begin shooting at the regulars, trying to clear out the way
They claim first blood! The regular doesn't seem very happy with this
Warhead yeets his axe in an attempt to rip a whole into the ship...
... But he's got a good catch. Seems not all engineering nerds are weak
The Magpie soon after seeks to take down warhead, but a slick dodge saves him once again
Two regulars shoot the incoming ship, chipping 1 hp off
Engineer: Hey boss, we need some help out here. Maybe a tank? ... yes, we're in space... I see nothing wrong with a tank in space... GET ME THE TANK GODDAMMIT
Materializing out of nowhere, a tank appears IN SPACE
Mistress 'Murica appears to congratulate the engineer on his absolutely idiotic idea which is just as ossum, because that's how it goes in america
The Champions of Ignition appear, and they're here to get that darn warhead! He seems important, so of course they must catch him
With a joint effort of the Magpie shooting and crashing, and the troops, they're able to take the interceptor down to 1 hp! But is that enough to stop it? No. No it is not.
The engineer throws the axe back at warhead, but a terrorkhan gets in the way
The speeder takes it's turn, also missing because of pure ossumness in warhead
Finally, the tank fires its cannon...
...Only to miss too
But with all of this fire and explosions, warhead rips one of the bolts out of the sky and holds it in his hand: A mace of pure OT
And then straight after, he critfails and accidentally throws it into the void, never to be seen again.
The interceptor proceeds to ram into the deck, killing two troops and miraculously surviving
The rest ride towards the kestrel, hitting a head off of the speeder
Warhead solemnly flies on
The fire starter jumps onto the Magpie, firing a barrage of fire crackers, taking the ship down to 1 hp in a matter of seconds
The rocketeers finish off the interceptor
Mistress 'Merica: Hey Warhead! If you give up now, I'll be your own MILF, eh?
Warhead: You already are
Mistress 'Merica: Oh warhead *swoons*
After their guns fail, the Minaglacian troops stand around awkwardly next to the admiral
The Magpie attempts a shot at him, but also misses
In an awesome fashion, the Fire Starter finishes off the magpie before jumping off to another ship. The crashing remains take down one of the immortals
The other troops walk up to the tank, before realizing that none of them have reloaded
But woah! Somehow it still explodes, and loses 2hp?!
Ah, of course, Rocket Snipers...
Warhead boosts up into the sky with his MILF, before plummeting down again...
... Only killing a darn redshirt
The admiral and the troop take down the remaining regulars
The Rocketeers release a final volley that takes down the tank for good...
The Fire Starter jumps from ship to ship before taking down the final immortal
Barely, the tank manages to use its last bit of energy to fall off the ship and onto the admiral, taking him out for good
Engineer: You fools! Do you not know that every engineer always has a self destruct function in their ships for their eventual downfall? Well now you do, and here in my hands is the -
*Boom*
Darn rocket snipers
Warhead: Don't worry MILF, we can get through this together
Warhead: SIKE
Warhead kicks his beloved milf towards the firestarter
Sadly, MILFs don't make good projectiles
Warhead: Ah shit, I knew I shouldn't have abandoned the milf.
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