Mall-O-Ween Manhunt (Kill theM ALL) [HH Winner 2022]
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2022 4:13 am
It was October 13... err 31st in B.R. 2,022, and it was a quiet and normal day at the fields near the mall.
People walked slowly, browsing shop windows. It was unusually warm that day.
"13 Bucks for a large coffee? That´s quite a steal!"
A bunch of costumed people headed to the grass field to take photos with the old graveyard as backdrop.
The graveyard itself is a small and quite graveyard. Nothing special. There are not even zombies to be seen. It´s zombie-free. Really. No Zombies at all. Sorry.
Mall Santa™ already had a pop-up-stage in front of the mall, and kids already gathered to hand him their lists of required presents.
In short: All was nice and well at the 'Virtual Eden Mall'.
Until... *SWOOOOOSSSHHHHH!* ...a friggin` large fireball speeded up to the grass fields!
The big burning bullet made impact on the field! Some poor kiddies standing too near were instantly incinerated. One guy just got barbecued. Medium rare.
The window fronts of all the stores were broken, and the big sign fell down. All the shop owners came out to look what had happened.
Out of the crater, after the smoke dispersed, the Pumpking himself and his henchmen - the Calabashers - emerged!
"Where is he? I can smell the skeevy scents of cinnamon. SANTA!"
"Right here, Pumpking. What is it this time?"
"I`ve had it, Santa! I´ve told you at least thirteen times you keep the f*ck outta town before my very special holiday is over. Your mere presence ruins all the mood! And I´m sick of telling you all over again. Now there´s consequences."
"Consequences you want? So be it. Just keep these people out of it. This is between you and me."
"OHHHH, I´m sooo sorry old man! If I cared about people´s existence I´d have come with an Uber. Where´s the fun without some collateral damage? Guys, he belongs to me. You go out and have some fun killing people!"
"Not on my watch!" *rrrrrip!*
*cling!*"Someone`s been very naughty. And I´m all out of coal."
"Out of coal? I don´t get it. But that´s gonna be a good fight." *sip*
Factions - primary objectives, secondary objectives:
Pumpking - kill Mall Santa™, kill people.
Mall Santa™ - kill Pumpking, defend people.
Calabashers - kill people, kill more people.
People - don´t get killed, run around scared while doing crazy brikwarsy things.
Zombies - do not exist, no really.
Shopowners/Retail workers - defend the mall, kill Pumpking and Calabashers.
*LET´S GO TO THE MALL*