Battle for the Pink House

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Battle for the Pink House

Post by Arkbrik » Sat May 27, 2023 5:43 pm

I had a BrikWars battle for my birthday!

Let's meet the factions...

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The Pink Ladies, led by Tough Berta (on the bike).

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Kristoffer and the Nilssons, led by Kristoffer (the near naked guy with the guitar).

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Fred's Gang, led by Fred (the blue vehicle-thing left of center, with a double jet engine).

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And my faction, the Orange Gang, led by Perfect Stan (the guy in front with the electrosaber).

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All of these forces have converged on the Pink House, a building of incredible importance. They will stop at nothing to control it. At the end of a player's turn, if they have a minifig in the house or on top of it, and no opponent does, they score one point. The first player to three points wins!

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It's time to fight.

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I get to go first as a birthday present, so the Orange Team sprints towards the house. The laserwing shoots a boatman.

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The Pink Lady propeller flail damages the Orange Mech.

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A couple of good Sprint rolls gets Kristoffer on top of the Pink House, while the Brikthulhian Jaw-Jaw hides inside. Kristoffer scores a point!

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Fred's glass cannon contraption blasts Kristoffer's avenger, doing some damage. The glass cannon contraption is a Size 9" monstrosity with four cannons, but to compensate for these OP stats it has an Armor of 1.

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Fred tries to tackle the shark brother's trike, but through some embarrassing rolls and possibly misunderstood collision rules he flubs on top of the glass cannon instead.

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Perfect Stan runs up to kill Jaw-Jaw...

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But the horrible stench overwhelms him, and he falls to the floor vomiting.

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Tough Berta comes flying in on her bike!

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But she overshoots!

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And ends up in the digger bike.

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Kristoffer scores a second point, while the shark brother shoots at the glass cannon contraption, easily shattering it.

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However Fred's Mechanik, having just completed a project with the boatman bits, eagerly moves in to pick up the pieces.

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The digger biker throws Tough Berta at the Orange axeman, but he ducks and avoids her. The bike snagged one of his axes though.

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Perfect Stan projectile vomit blasts himself onto the Pink House, and kicks Kristoffer off!

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Kristoffer falls on Fred! He's getting sucked into the jet engine!

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A shark brother redshirts him, and gets torn to bits in his place.

Perfect Stan scores a point at the end of the turn...

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...but his control of the Pink House doesn't last long! Tough Berta comes flying in again, and this time she hits her mark!

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Perfect Stan falls on Fred! He's also going into the jet engine!

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But Stan is a tough guy. He survives.

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The Pink Ladies take control of the Pink House, and score a point.

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Kristoffer's Mechanik has built some kind of flying machine.

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He crashes it into Fred, hurting him but also wrecking his own vehicle. Meanwhile Kristoffer attacks Tough Berta on top of the Pink House, but fails to harm her.

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Fred reverses his jet engine, and sucks Perfect Stan back in! Stan is launched out the front end...

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...and smashes into the other heroes on top of the Pink House!

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This ordeal finally kills Perfect Stan. Tough Berta and Kristoffer survive (Kristoffer got a soft landing, as he squashed Mermaid Yoda).

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The Orange Mechanik has built a Jaw-Jaw flail.

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He climbs on top of the Pink House and whacks Fred.

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Fred is destroyed and explodes, killing the Mechanik and a bunch of other people. The Pink House is blown to bits. Fred's Mechanik is among the casualties, but he just managed to complete...

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...a very cool new vehicle. Unfortunately, the damage from the explosion is enough to immediately destroy it. However, the players think it would be a shame to not let it do anything, and agree to let it make one move before destruction.

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The vehicle surges forward!

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Then it explodes, killing even more people. Including Tough Berta!

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The frog escapes, with a book...

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The mech pilot is the last survivor on the Orange team, and he sprints towards the ruins of the Pink House... but he can't quite make it!

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Kristoffer gets there first and starts shredding, scoring his third point. Kristoffer and the Nilssons win!

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The surviving shark brother picks up the Pink Ladies' foxy Mechanik.

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Everyone goes to Kristoffer's concert and has a great time.

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Final scores:

Kristoffer and the Nilssons: 3 points
The Pink Ladies: 1 point
The Orange Gang: 1 point
Fred's Gang: 0 points but bonus awards for Best Building and Best Explosions

The End

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...or is it...

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"I will master the arcane powers. And then... I will have my revenge."

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