
Dreamling Blacksmith: You're really a knight of Aslantaine? Wow!
Syr Evan: A Knight-Errant, yeah. I've got more quests to complete before I become a Knight of the Realm.
Blacksmith: So are you on a quest now?
Evan: Sort of, yeah. I was sent here by Syr Roderick of L'Anse aux Meadows . . .
Blacksmith: Yes?
Evan: . . . To buy a pumpkin.
Blacksmith: That . . . doesn't seem like a very knightly quest.
Evan: Everyone starts somewhere.

Blacksmith: That's a fair point. And you've come to the right place - our village is famous for its pumpkins, and the harvest has just come in!
Evan: That scarecrow . . . is that . . .?
Blacksmith: John Barleycorn, the Lord of the Harvest.
Evan: I'm just not used to his icons being so . . .
Alfhild the Singer: They've hired men with the scythes so sharp, to cut him off at the knees . . .
Blacksmith: John Barleycorn harvests more than just pumpkins.

Evan: You must be the mayor.
Mayor: MacGuffin's my name! Welcome to the village, syr knight! Are you here for a pumpkin?
Evan: I am! Do you still have any?
Mayor: We do, yes, but you'll have to be quick. Some other of your folk are passing through right now - they're in the inn, so maybe you'll get to meet some of them later . . .

Mayor: . . . but I know these gentlemen here were definitely after some.

Evan: . . . the Azure League. Ugh.
Merchant: How much for all of the pumpkins, Mayor?
Evan: What? All of them?! You can't possibly need all of them!
Merchant: Well, we need some for the vegetable markets . . . and the soup market . . . and the specialty liquor brewers . . . not to mention the pumpkin futures market . . .
Evan: I don't know what that last one means. But I only need one.

Merchant: We're on a very tight budget. My distributor is expecting all of the village's pumpkins.
Evan: I'm sure they are, but I only need one. Surely -
Guards: ...

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