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Colorado Carnage 3

Post by ninja_bait » Sun Mar 03, 2024 2:20 pm

Battle between myself playing the GGE, Silent-Sigfig playing USA, Razgriz playing UCL (Union Collective of Lazarus), and Spectral playing Bleak Company held on March 2, 2024.

The GGE force led by Sigma Sally meets with the local cameo force and agrees to a joint operation
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Round 1

Initial positions
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The USA starts the battle firing off missiles at the GGE and Bleak Co.
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It misses by a little bit but still threatens a large 12" radius, blocking the GGE's advance.
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On the other side of the map, the USA tank lobs a shell at the UCL.
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Bleak Co. takes the turn to reposition its troops just outside the other missile's 8" radius.
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The UCL destroy the tank with a bonkers machine gun roll.
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The UCL next attack the GGE. The officer sacrifices himself so his squad can bail safely with d8's.
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The GGE responds vengefully, destroying the armed drone and killing one of the howitzer operators.
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They also advance toward Bleak Co., commandeering a hot dog truck.
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Round 2

USA troopers take revenge for their fallen tank, easily dispatching the offending robot.
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On the other flank, USA faces off with Bleak Co.
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Their troops move into the forest separating the two armies.
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Bad Tom of Bleak Company yells at the USA gunner to launch a missile at the forest! The feat succeeds, and the USA hurts itself in its confusion.
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The Bleak Co. mech shoots up the USA's butt and does middling damage.
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The UCL fire their howitzer at the GGE armed car but miss, dealing light damage to it.
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I took a pic of this guy because he has a goofy head.
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The UCL grab their armed truck and kill the USA trooper that killed their robot that killed the USA tank.
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Sigma Sally gets a farce push boosted jump from her laser masters.
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She tries to grab the incoming missile to redirect it but the feat fails and the missile explodes! Despite her armor, she dies.
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Her bits are scattered across the landing pad.
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The GGE continues to murder UCL, intending to commandeer the howitzer. Pictured here is the hand of god returning minifigs' souls to the great beyond.
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On the other side, the GGE genuinely surprises Bleak Co. by moving the hot dog truck and opening a direct line of fire at Bad Tom and his retinue. Tom survives, luckily.
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The medik reassembles the officer.
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Round 3

The USA unleashes hell on the Bleak Co. mech and easily kills it.
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On the other side, the USA hero chainsaws his way into the armored car to duel the Unionist hero.
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Bleak Co. responds by flamminating the USA helicopter.
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Their swordsmen phalanx easily takes on the GGE commandos.
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With their remaining firepower they take on the hot dog truck.
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It is destroy.
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The GGE mechanik falls out, crawling away for his life.
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Bleak Co. realizes they have a vehicle that can move, so they go and kill the remaining GGE commandos there.
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The UCL continue to press against the USA, killing most of the troops there.
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On the other side, they bring enough squads to kill the armed car.
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The GGE responds by killing them.
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The remaining troops advance through this relatively uncontested corridor.
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Round 4

The USA hero stands off alone against the UCL. He tries to use his shield to take them all out but it just dings harmlessly off the minifigs.
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USA troops advance from the forest.
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They murder the flamethrower guys.
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Bleak Company makes sure no GGE troops escape.
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rip
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Bad Tom tries yelling at the flamethrower fuel tanks to explode them into a fire hazard, but his voice cracks and everyone yells at him.
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I think these guys die to a Unionist turret.
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The howitzer battle is a bloodbath, but the GGE claims the gun.
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Overwatch of the Unionist-USA front.
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Overwatch of the Bleak Co-USA front.
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Overwatch of the GGE-Unionist front.
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Round 5

USA troops and Bleak Company ally.
The USA grabs a Bleak Co. truck and blow up the Unionist turret.
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Bleak Co. tries to take on laser masters, but their farce power of deflection is too stronk
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The GGE medik revives Sigma Sally's head.
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The GGE turns against the USA from under the landing pad.
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I think I took this just as overwatch to show where the chickadee technical is at this time.
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Loading the howitzer.
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The UCL, having lost about a third of their force at the howitzer and another third against the USA, take up a defensive position.
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Round 6

Bad Tom recovers his voice and yells at the GGE medik.
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She stumbles off the platform.
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Right into range of the swordsmen! She is murdered, but Sigma Sally's head survives.
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Bleak Co. kills a couple more guys who are hiding in the landing platform.
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Sigma Sally attaches her head to the medik's body and is revivified.
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She tries to take Bad Tom out in a heroic duel, using the medik's pack
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Foiled by redshirt!
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Bad Tom responds with a pistol whip, killing Sally a second time!
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GGE Laser Masters take out some of the swordsmen.
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The last GGE trooper panics.
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He steals a lawnmower and runs over a USA squad.
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Round 7(ish)

The medik revives the USA hero, but without legs.
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The USA hero attaches himself to the truck as a kamekaze rocket wielder. The truck and chickadee technical collide, doing barely any damage.
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Overwatch and other pics
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