All is quiet on OreCorp's Transparent Green Harvesting and Processing Moonbase Facility. Deadly Spaceman hero Bernie McBurnington jets around in his flamethrower jetpack array. Sheila the ore miner flameblasts an infestation of space ants. Chef Boris Stropolini works on griddlecakes to feed the large crew that operates the station day in, day out. Only the planet Zeltar and the oncoming Rekonstruction are on the horizon... or so it seems.
"This is Harvester B-67. We're seeing something on the horizon, and it's not just moon dust."
"Roger that, Harvester. What do you see?"
Storming towards the base, it's the space lich Electric McStabbyton! Everyone knows that the moon is made up of dinosaur bone dust, and his vile dinecromancy has raised it into a horde of skeleton warriors as well as one Suspiciously Evil T-Wrex. But he's never made a move like this before!
"Go forth, my warriors! All that belongs to the moon belongs to me! Take back my Transparent Green!"
Meanwhile, on the other side of the moonbase, moon druid leader Pinecone 'Shrub' McShrubbington has amassed two Great Potted Elementals as well as a horde of other famous druid personalities - Snake Guy, Crocus the Alligator And Also The Guy Riding Him, and the mysterious bard Oddio Sam. OreCorp's mining activities are destroying the moon's environment and the Moon Druid's efforts to terraform the burgundy dinosaur dust deserts.
"Hey guys," says Shrub, "Go show 'em what we're made of. Leaves and stuff."
OreCorp (SirSporktimus): Keep as many Transparent Green Bricks as possible inside the Moonbase by the end of Round 4.
Bonedust Horde (EldritchHipster): Get as many Transparent Green Bricks onto the Bonedust Horde's side of the board by the end of Round 4.
Moon Druids (Audio): Get as many Transparent Green Bricks onto the Moon Druid's side of the board by the end of Round 4.
Electric McStabbyton directs his suspiciously evil dinosaur into the center of the moonbase, and electrocutes the security guntower! It short-circuits the cannon's control systems, rendering it ineffectual. It also frees the Dungans that were imprisoned inside the tower's jail cell.
The Bonedust Cavalry rolls in to absolutely annihilate the harvester with a combination of critical damage rolls and very bad armor rolls!
"Guys??? We're under attack!"
The Moon Druids roll past the Convicts on Parole, who have been mercifully allowed to pay off their terrible crimes of shoplifting and jaywalking with a lifetime of cracking moon rocks. Crocus eats one, but a wayward shot from the twig blight allows another to run free.
They're met with a defensive response from the base as its Moon Flamethrower Lander and troops begin to mobilize and defend on that side!
While the T-Wrex gets shot in the eye and blinded, causing it to thrash around, the Moon Rock Monsters who are native to the planet's soil crash the party. The big Moon Monster pushes over the useless defense tower.
It crashes right into the base where the treasure chests and piles of successfully harvested Transparent Green are kept!
The other Rock Monsters eat the escaping Dungans.
"Meesa shoulda stayed in the cage!!!"
The Moon Druids approach as the base's Spacemen take shelter, but fall one by one to various flower-based attacks!
There's an explosion in the middle of the base as Electric McStabbyton blows up one of the base's harvesting engines, sending Transparent Green flying in his own army's direction but propelling him completely offscreen for this photo.
The explosion is so fierce so as to send him crashing into the ground over by the Moon Druids. A Moon Druid Mekanik has used the pieces of the ruined Lunar Lander to make a cool spider backpack, and another has upgraded the arm of the Potted Elemental with an electro whip. The Moon Druids peacefully and lovingly shoot Electric McStabbyton to death.
Skeletons abscond with Transparent Green pieces as Sheila flamethrowers back!
The bases' Spacemen put up a fight against the Druids but their shots keep missing.
"Don't talk to me or my son ever again! Bzap!"
The base's Mekanik, Wingnut McDowel, assembles broken Harvester bits to make a bespoke Acid Flinger, obliterating several skeletons.
Those that haven't been acided or burned to death by Bernie McBurnington, who's been sailing around starting fires, drag treasure as far as they can!
Bernie McBurnington can't allow leafy green pansies to invade his good old rock and metal home. He flies himself into the center of the Moon Druids, exploding violently in order to light everything around him on fire.
Moon Druids are still shoveling green transparent bricks out of the middle as the spacemen laser on!
The Rock Monster picks a Godzilla Vs. Kong fight with the Evil T-Wrex, and tears all its limbs off.
As the lunar dust begins to clear, it's obvious that OreCorp is going to have to buy themselves a new moonbase. Only Shrub is left alive out of the heroes. Dinosaur bones and skeleton parts are scattered everywhere, alongside green transparent pieces and moonbase components. The Moon Monsters are still chewing on Dungan.
Then it's time for the final Green Transparent Counts to determine the winner!
OreCorp Moonbase (SirSporktimus): 12 pieces
Bonedust Horde (EldritchHipster): 12 pieces
Moon Druids (Audio): 12 pieces
It's a Three-Way Tie!
