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Copenhagen Climate Conference (artist's impression)
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:50 am
by Arkbrik
The world's leaders meet in the homeland of Lego to solve the climate problems.
Outside, angry demonstrants come closer.
The police stand ready to protect the conference.
The demonstrants rush forward, shouting their idealistic slogans.
A molotov cocktail explodes among the cops, killing one.
In return a cop shoots a demonstrant.
The chainsaw is put to good use.
These four guys are too incompetent to kill each other.
At the conference, an argument breaks out between Barack Obama (president of the United States) and Fredrik Reinfeldt (prime minister of Sweden, chairman of the European Union).
Obama strips off and summons his unicorn!
The cops are losing...
Obama rides forth!
MEANWHILE IN AN ORBITING SPACEFORTRESS
"Lord Warhead, the climate conference is going out of control!"
"I was getting bored of that anyway. Nuke it!"
"Yes mylord!"
And in a gigantic explosion, the Copenhagen Climate Conference ends.
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:29 am
by dilanski
WTLOL?!
Also doesn't Obama have darker skin colour?
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:52 am
by Tzan
Obama strips off and summons his unicorn!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Nice end photo.
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:39 am
by Natalya
THE BEST
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:12 pm
by Warhead
AH-HAHAHA! FUCKIN' HELL! REAL TEARS, HONESTLY. I WAS LOLIN' MY ASS OFF! You just won a Forum Place me ol' mucker.
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:42 pm
by Zahru II
Pure WIN.
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:38 pm
by Arkbrik
dilanski wrote:WTLOL?!
Also doesn't Obama have darker skin colour?
No peaches in my reports, thank you very much.
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:43 pm
by Moronstudios
Nicely done, It was a good read.
It was nice you added in warhead.
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:45 pm
by Elmagnifico
You know what this needs? a follow-up forum battle between caricatures of famous political figures.
Examples:
Zombie Lincoln
Obama and his unicorn (perhaps now mutated by the nuke?)
Robot Lenin
Cyborg Nixon
Margaret Thatcher, the "Iron Lady" (perhaps a mecha?)
Pol Pot, armed with a pole and some pot
Burning Bush
Prince Charles, king of the Dimmies, his true people
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:56 pm
by Cpt. Zipps
Don't forget Natalya's cyborg Mcain.
Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:01 pm
by samuelzz10
This is pure win!
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:00 am
by fredde
so........epic
this has to be the funniest battlereport i have ever read and all i can say is lol so funny
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:19 am
by Warhead
ALSO WIK: MEANWHILE IN AN ORBITING SPACEFORTRESS
He-llooo my dear, do those sea shells come off at all, hmmmm?...
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:33 am
by Arkbrik
I wrote:MEANWHILE IN AN ORBITING SPACEFORTRESS
I've wanted to write that line for all of my life.
Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:48 pm
by lrdofbricks
i think you did a great job portraying warheads character.