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We are horrible gods.

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 2:47 pm
by Scottsamn
You know you have one. A story about doing something in brikwars that would make Darth Vader go :wtc: . Don't lie. Share with us your tale. Was it a beautifully executed plan resulting in beautifully executed minfigs, or a horrible horrible cock up that resulted in minifig salad?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:26 pm
by Paco
In my first BrikWars, two of my heros crit-failed on their weapons, and the last hero was killed by a Jack-Estonian (Dimmies formed from the mostly-useless 4-Juniors theme)

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:41 pm
by samuelzz10
once my champion latched a chain link on the enemies boat, but he melted it and he drowned in the river of death. another time, I thought since he's* so strong, I could just catapult him in to an enemies base, and it was a 3 on 3 battle. I think you know what happened next.

*champion

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:53 pm
by Arkbrik
Is this thread about horrible atrocities, horrible fails, or just random supposedly awesome stuff?

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 4:58 pm
by Bragallot
:no: this isn't the horrible deaths section, it's stuff you had in mind and how it worked out!

At least I think so, so here's an example of what I think it should be:

In Why Us? A forum battle, I had the wonderful idea of flying up to one of two defensive towers the fort had, possess the gunner to not only draw his fire away from my advancing forces, but splatter his unsuspecting mate in the other tower as well. I should've probably kept my hero out of range though, 'cos he failed the heroic feat, got in too close and got smeared by 2 crits on the gun's 2d6 attack :?

The second turn I got the tower badly, but you might as well just go look for the thread :)

The most important pics though, for the lazy and / or the incompetent :twisted: (and because I like seeing them)

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Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 5:30 pm
by Warhead
Well, so far in ZZD, the only game of Brikwars I've played my favourites are...

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I had Almighty Benny wiz on a Greater Blood Daemon... who was less than pleased.


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Manly Fuckin' Santa got promoted from Hero to Champion pretty much for headbutting a VOL's head clean off.

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The Bitches Resurrected Zombie Michael Jackson who ended the turn by making everyone dance to Thriller.

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And my personal all time favourite, feeding James + Burgundy to Cthulhu in order to make Cthulhu sick.

There may have been more highlights but I don't recall them right now.

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:03 pm
by stubby
Those are all fine examples, but MFS pulling Leonidas's dead mom out of his sack was the showstopper for me.

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 7:36 pm
by Scottsamn
Yeah, that was pretty atrocious. Dear lord, we are horrible, horrible people.

Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 10:39 pm
by Warhead
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What! This?.. Hmm, Crusty Knickers.

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I thought it worse when the Immortals blew up the ion canon which then fell and decapitated Leonidus' Mom while MFS was still going for it.

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Poor Leonidus, he's never quite been the same since.

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:11 am
by Paco
Warhead, for some reason, I've always thought that MFS killed that VOL by Throwing up on him.

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 7:21 am
by Warhead
That's why I normally include a description with the purty pictures. :D

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 8:35 am
by masterMISICK
probably the most horrible thing i ever done in brikwars was when i was assaulting my friends main gate to his fortress with a custom built at-at instead of just walking forward and shooting down the door i decided to make my at-at tripe and fall face first into the gate i ended up blowing of the front head of the at-at kill both the pilots and then landing it onto of 4 of my own men smashing thought the gate and landing on my friends mining tank hitting the main generator and sending of a chain reaction which ended up with 5 more dead on my side and killing 8 of his men including his lead and mining mech but that is not all after massacring half my army i decided that ramming the fallen at-at over with my hover tank would be a brilliant idea to kill 3 of my friends men unfortunately ramming the side of the at-at cursed it to explode killing the gun man and the driver of the tank and killing the 1 guy running around inside the at-at dead body :twisted:

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 1:28 pm
by RoC77
On my first game I had my hero preform a heroic feat by running & leaping through a window smaller than him so he can get to the other side and assist the remaining soldiers. Rolled a critical fail..... His shoulders got stuck in the window, but his head made it to the team standing several inches away from the window.....

Posted: Fri May 21, 2010 1:35 pm
by trebnos1
Punctuation is a wonderful thing.
@Warhead, ZZD is your first BrikWar?

Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 2:50 pm
by Magic Soap
trebnos1 wrote:Punctuation is a wonderful thing.
@Warhead, ZZD is your first BrikWar?
Yes, seeing how his brikwar with his son was a bit of a mishmashed bloodbath.