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Just finished this one, report up in a few minutes. Ah, if only this wasn't posted the same week as the Peach Massacre (although there's quite a bit of genocide in this one)

Edit: Here we go!

In order to support civilians, The Brikians have been attempting to exterminate the local peaches for quite some time, and this cell of their Peach Milita seems to be the last of them- indeed, this one is led personally by the man responsible for the peachification of this place's former inhabitants- Dr. Ogleworthe. The man is reputed to have connections to the Negaverse-copius amounts of the warped Megablox litter the battlefeild

Encon and 81 points of soldiers were sent in to defeat the doctor's 80-point force, and this is what happened.

Turn Zero

Overview


The Peach force




Encon's specops.


'Fraid you'll have to wait just a bit longer- 100 or so photos take a while to upload.

Turn One

Peach Milita

The Peaches move out, those who can sprint doing so


After Sprinting


Special Operations
The boys move out

Turn Two

Peach Milita
The Peaches rush to get into cover


This rifleman makes better use of it than most.


Brikians

The team's Sniper moves first, finding a very suitable place to snipe from- with the natural cover and his Stealth, he's untouchable.



The other boys move towards the peaches, using cover where they can.

Turn Three

Peach Militia

The rest of the Peaches find cover, their heavy unit moving up. He fires at one of Encon's men, but misses.


A particularly brave Peach goes around the wall, and tosses a 'nade



OH SHIT!


Somehow, however, both Encon and his buddy lived through it.

Brikains

The sniper fires(ordinary shot, not Marksmanship), but misses.

A rifle-weilding commando fires off a burst toward the Heavy Peach, but he escapes unharmed


Encon, opting for the more violent attack, charges toward the Peach for even trying to kill him.



The peach blocked it, but Encon used a Heroic Gun-Fu Feat, to accomplish a more hilarious attack



Dead and testicle-less, the peach is left to rot.


The Brikian heavy trains his SAW on a peach.


And promptly rips him to shreds


Oh shit! Reaction fire!

He missed though.

Turn Four

Peach Milita
The peach heavy claims a casualty


And prepares for the next bout of gunfire


Another peach tries to claim revenge.

But fails. Hilariously.


Poor bastard, that was the second time he lost a hand.


Another peach tries to follow in the footsteps of his de-balled companion.


Another excellent toss!

And another shitty roll.

Brikans

The heavy unleashes another salvo, god these Automatic Fire rules are OP.


Utter destruction ensues.


Encon attacks the peach heavy


Shoop da whoop!


Another soldier attacks.


But misses.

Turn Five

Peach Milita
The rifleman attacks, with some very nice rolling.


BOOM! HEADSHOT!


The armless peach tries to knock a Brikian out of the park.

The Brikians armor saves him, however.

The good Doctor tries a Mad Science Heroic Feat- and succeeds.



What's going on with that dead guy?


HOLY SHIT EXPLOSION OF BLOOD


Dear god, he's implanted some kind of horrible green goo-monster in that man!



The disgusting pile of god-knows what fires the RPG- and fails horribly.



Encon just barely escapes with his life.


One of the few surviving peaches dashes toward his leader.


Brikans

Forgot about this guy, didja?


I think you know what this means-


Curse you, well armored heroes!


The commando smashes the peach in the face with the butt of his gun.


The peach bleeding out, the Brikan medic tries his best to revive the heavy.


Time to get medical.


Hurray for meagre success!


The Brikans charge forward in force.

Turn Five

Peach Milita

The rifleman attacks!




Another heroic feat?



Oh not this shit again...


BLOOD FOUNTAIN!


A grenade? Why would he choose that over the shotgun?


Oh shit, he's gonna katimaze!


Lolshitrolls.


Dumbass.


Brikians

Hey, what is that medic doing?

Achievement Unlocked!
Fucking Druggie- After a dangerously high dose of adrenaline, you now have 2 actions this turn!

Whelp, they're fucked.


I hate you, d10.


Reactionfirefail!


Well, the gun is two-handed...


Lol, you dun goof'd.


Some serious rolling on the parts of the goo-monster and the Brikain Commando


The Sniper moves forward- he can't fire from within 5" of there ever again.


Rather screwed, Encon draws his knife.

Turn Six

Peach Milita

With the lackey blocking his line of sight, the Doctor is powerless.

Brikans

Having the same issue, Encon tosses his knife at the armless guy.


Woah, crazy sprint roll!


Oh you have to be fucking kidding me.


I don't wanna be the doctor right now.

Turn Seven

Peach Milita

The Doctor attempts a Heroic feat to call for help from the rest of his devious allies. However- he fails.

We ruled that help instead comes to the Brikans.

DIE, EVILDOER!


After a rapelling-soldier kick, and a commandos' barrage of LMG fire,


Now then, seeing as he is not ENTIRELY dead, a depleted uranium missile should do the trick.


KA-POW!


DANCE TIME!



Don't mess with the Brikans.


BRIKAN

The battlefield was very plain, but it's an interesting report. Ending's great, too. ^_^

Eventually I'm sure I'll have baseplates and fortifications and whatnot. Probably could do so now if I hadn't destroyed the majority of my MegaBlox when I was younger ( damn things are persistent, though, I found the ones to make this field in the darkest corners of my closet)- I put them through a car compactor

I'll probably buy Fort Legodorado, and some City sets.

this won't be for quite some time though, as currently all my funds are being set towards