And is definitely not a Super Star Destroyer.Duerer wrote:Fist of the Great Creator
The Fist of the Great Creator is the personal flagship of the High Priest, the spiritual leader of the Church of the Great Creator. Unlike most dreadnoughts, that have a cathedral mounted on the top deck, this ship IS a giant temple to the Great Creator. As such, it not only possesses enormous firepower, but also a skillfully crafted hull, that allowed the use of ornamental decoration. On top of that, it is armed with a powerful "Laserowy Gniew" tri-laser, reducing whole star fleets into scrap metal.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
Only problem with silver bullets is the price of silver.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
It IS definitely badass as fuck.
Bravo as always, Duerer.
Bravo as always, Duerer.
Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
Yep...The Shadowscythe wrote:Sweet mother of fuck that's a lotta gun.
I think someone has finally bested Wide-Beagle.
...Wait a minute, the super laser can only wipe out half of the population of a SINGLE PLANET?!?!
That a piss weak super laser right there, the Deathorus could probably cut the Brikverse in two if it's Hyper Focus Beam Annihilation Cannon was left on for too long, and that's just using Gravity shit to cram together a bunch of MEDIUM SIZED OT Lazors!
Fuck, Briktoids' P-LAN-itoids could probably do better than half a planet's population, and they're GIANT FUCKING COMPUTER SERVERS! (Mind, they ARE those Death Stars you got with this set.)
Dat's just plain NOICE!
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Don-don-don-ddonddon...loafofcheese wrote:And is definitely not a Super Star Destroyer.Duerer wrote:Fist of the Great Creator
The Fist of the Great Creator is the personal flagship of the High Priest, the spiritual leader of the Church of the Great Creator. Unlike most dreadnoughts, that have a cathedral mounted on the top deck, this ship IS a giant temple to the Great Creator. As such, it not only possesses enormous firepower, but also a skillfully crafted hull, that allowed the use of ornamental decoration. On top of that, it is armed with a powerful "Laserowy Gniew" tri-laser, reducing whole star fleets into scrap metal.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
I think if that post proved anything, it's that Whiteagle has the smallest dick in the history of man.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
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Could we get a LXF? I have some ideas in mind for some bits of the hull.Duerer wrote:Fist of the Great Creator
The Fist of the Great Creator is the personal flagship of the High Priest, the spiritual leader of the Church of the Great Creator. Unlike most dreadnoughts, that have a cathedral mounted on the top deck, this ship IS a giant temple to the Great Creator. As such, it not only possesses enormous firepower, but also a skillfully crafted hull, that allowed the use of ornamental decoration. On top of that, it is armed with a powerful "Laserowy Gniew" tri-laser, reducing whole star fleets into scrap metal.
Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
I'm just saying man, for a Wave Motion Gun, ONLY glassing half a planet is pretty un-Brikwarzy...Vami IV wrote:I think if that post proved anything, it's that Whiteagle has the smallest dick in the history of man.
You at least have to blow one up Death Star style!
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
Thing called "Balance."Whiteagle wrote:I'm just saying man, for a Wave Motion Gun, ONLY glassing half a planet is pretty un-Brikwarzy...Vami IV wrote:I think if that post proved anything, it's that Whiteagle has the smallest dick in the history of man.
You at least have to blow one up Death Star style!
Try it.
Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
You can't compare stats directly between two different people's kanon. Most likely, you just have a piss weak Brikverse compared to his mighty single planet.Whiteagle wrote:...Wait a minute, the super laser can only wipe out half of the population of a SINGLE PLANET?!?!
That a piss weak super laser right there, the Deathorus could probably cut the Brikverse in two if it's Hyper Focus Beam Annihilation Cannon was left on for too long, and that's just using Gravity shit to cram together a bunch of MEDIUM SIZED OT Lazors!
The only true measure is which of the two a council of quantumsurfers decides is more powerful, and then questions of planets and brikverses are irrelevant.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
Wow, only a single Planet? That's the shittiest OP superweapon I've ever heard of.Whiteagle wrote:
...Wait a minute, the super laser can only wipe out half of the population of a SINGLE PLANET?!?!
That a piss weak super laser right there, the Deathorus could probably cut the Brikverse in two if it's Hyper Focus Beam Annihilation Cannon was left on for too long, and that's just using Gravity shit to cram together a bunch of MEDIUM SIZED OT Lazors!
Fuck, Briktoids' P-LAN-itoids could probably do better than half a planet's population, and they're GIANT FUCKING COMPUTER SERVERS! (Mind, they ARE those Death Stars you got with this set.)
The Silvadream Machine had the power to Tinfoil the entire Universe. Not a planet, not a star system, not a galaxy, the universe itself. No probablys, ifs, buts or kindas. And that's only what it's supposed to do. It can alter reality, control time, and make the laws of physics sit in the corner with a single lever pull. It's so complex that the masters of time and space, the Time Travelling Super Jews only understand the control mechanism.
Fuck, a single garden variety pre-ego realization Silvadream could probably annhilate the entire Briktoid Automata in the span of a few G.R.s. The Briktoids are so teknologically backwards compared to my OP super faction that any means of attack would come off as a joke that even a Silvadream would feel bad about laughing at.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
inb4 Colette starts shoving his dick in everyone's face about the Neutrina Bomb.Silverdream wrote:Wow, only a single Planet? That's the shittiest OP superweapon I've ever heard of.Whiteagle wrote:
...Wait a minute, the super laser can only wipe out half of the population of a SINGLE PLANET?!?!
That a piss weak super laser right there, the Deathorus could probably cut the Brikverse in two if it's Hyper Focus Beam Annihilation Cannon was left on for too long, and that's just using Gravity shit to cram together a bunch of MEDIUM SIZED OT Lazors!
Fuck, Briktoids' P-LAN-itoids could probably do better than half a planet's population, and they're GIANT FUCKING COMPUTER SERVERS! (Mind, they ARE those Death Stars you got with this set.)
The Silvadream Machine had the power to Tinfoil the entire Universe. Not a planet, not a star system, not a galaxy, the universe itself. No probablys, ifs, buts or kindas. And that's only what it's supposed to do. It can alter reality, control time, and make the laws of physics sit in the corner with a single lever pull. It's so complex that the masters of time and space, the Time Travelling Super Jews only understand the control mechanism.
Fuck, a single garden variety pre-ego realization Silvadream could probably annhilate the entire Briktoid Automata in the span of a few G.R.s. The Briktoids are so teknologically backwards compared to my OP super faction that any means of attack would come off as a joke that even a Silvadream would feel bad about laughing at.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
Thank you for doing it for me.Vami IV wrote:[snip]
inb4 Colette starts shoving his dick in everyone's face about the Neutrina Bomb.
Also, the Deathorus is hardly planet-buster, and I'm sure that by now there's ships in the BrikVerse that far outgun it while managing to look decent. And that would be assuming it could focus all of its weapons on one target and that it wouldn't collapse inward on itself after the first shot.
Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
Vami IV wrote:Thing called "Balance."
Try it.
Well then, someone needs to weaponize this mighty planet!stubby wrote:You can't compare stats directly between two different people's kanon. Most likely, you just have a piss weak Brikverse compared to his mighty single planet.
Brikwars Lensmen when?
It's a freaking Jump Gate covered in OT Lazors!Colette wrote:Also, the Deathorus is hardly planet-buster, and I'm sure that by now there's ships in the BrikVerse that far outgun it while managing to look decent. And that would be assuming it could focus all of its weapons on one target and that it wouldn't collapse inward on itself after the first shot.
It uses gravitational lensing to focus all those Lazors into one Hyper Focus Beam Annihilation Cannon that makes the Death Star's Superlaser look like a nightlight...
Sure, it's not going to win any Super Weapon Dickwaving contest, but it at least can be CALLED one.
Meanwhile, Polonia has a spinal Super Capital weapon that can't even punch to a planet's core!
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
I'll punch your mom into a planets core.
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
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Re: The Navy of the Confederation of Polonia
This thread has so much autism in it, that for once, me posting in it is actually reducing the net autism. Could you all get back to posting spaceships instead of arguing over who's got the best imaginary weapon, as really all you're arguing over is whos ass can fit the biggest burger.
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