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Silverdream
- Nice use of noise
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by Silverdream » Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:54 am
Blimp McKinley: Hello applicant. You've been chosen for the first round of job interviews. Simply fill out this application form with a photo of yourself included, and exit to the left.
NAME:
RACE:
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PRIOR EXPERIENCE:
GRIMDARK BACKSTORY:
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Zupponn
- if you give us money we will give you product

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by Zupponn » Wed Dec 23, 2015 8:35 pm
NAME:
Tom O'Mally
RACE:
Yellow
SKILL:
Sanitation Engineer
PRIOR EXPERIENCE:
-Cleaned up the Scythian Sewage Disaster of 2013
GRIMDARK BACKSTORY:
In a Brikverse where sewage runs rampant, there is one minifig who heeds the call of the innocent. No longer shall citizens live in fear of their toilets backing up or their pipes bursting. Tom O'Malley is on the case.
FLAVOUR(S):
Shit
Piss
Water
Alligators
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- おたく

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by Insert_blank » Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:15 am
Name:
Ms. Spooky
Race:
Ghost
Skill:
Spooky
Prior Experience:
Ms. Spooky has been a ghost for hundreds of years and is pretty good at rattling windows and opening doors that weren't open before. She also can moan really eerily.
Grimdark Backstory:
Ms. Spooky was killed hundreds of years ago after a hard life as a slave to a warlord. She was murdered as a joke to entertain some visiting chieftains. Now she wanders the earth scaring people.
Flavours:
Eerie
Mysterious
Unsettling
Chilly
Just Monika
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bann154
- bann is the mann
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- Location: Canada Eh?
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by bann154 » Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:16 pm
Name:
Thorgar
Race:
Yellow
Skill:
heavy armor
Prior experience:
Fought as a ship boarding trooper for the VOL
Grim dark backstory:
Fought against the atherta federation as a heavy ship entry trooper until he faked his mission and was exiled until he can redeem himself.
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Viking
VOL
Heavy
Dark
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Tzan
- Has anyone ever used those holes before?

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by Tzan » Tue Dec 29, 2015 6:19 pm
NAME:
<none given>
RACE:
cannibal
SKILL:
survivor
PRIOR EXPERIENCE:
surviving
GRIMDARK BACKSTORY:
His mother died 6 months before he was born under a mountain of corpses in a mass grave.
He gave birth to himself while eating his way out of his mother's 6 month decaying corpse.
Over the next 18 years he clawed and scraped and ate his way higher up the mountain.
Until finally at an altitude of OVER9000 feet he emerged.
Covered in the filth of millions of dead, he made his way down Corpse Mountain.
A traveling explorer found him eating the leg off one of his servants.
The explorer brought him home and taught him how to use a knife and fork ... bad idea.
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pork
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Silverdream
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by Silverdream » Wed Dec 30, 2015 1:34 am
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Zupponn
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by Zupponn » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:57 pm
Inspect machines for filth.
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Silverdream
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by Silverdream » Wed Dec 30, 2015 2:58 pm
Just need ib's orders and we're good to go. Thanks everyone for getting your orders in so soon.