Introduce yourself!

Post by **Jbgarrison** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 1:35 am

Blitzen wrote:Your sarcasm is seeping out of my monitor. That's... gross, is what that is.

Sorry Blitzen, I discovered I kinda have to haul in truckloads of sarcasm. A little does not seem to be going a long way.

Post by **CADmonkey** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:55 am

Well, I may actually start participating in these forums sometime before the end of the decade, so I suppose I should introduce myself:

Who are you?
A CADmonkey

Do you live with your mom?
No, but I visit my Mum every Sunday.

Where do you come from?
Ottawa, Canada: the small town that still hasn't grown up into a big city.

What is your quest?
To graduate form CADmonkey to Building Information Modeller. And to play Brikwars.

Post by **Ogel96** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 11:05 am

Hello casrund and CADmonkey. Nice to have you on the forums. If you look at all posts by a Mr. jbgarrison, you will learn what is a bad idea to do if you don't want to be hated. Also, just search for a image posting tutorial thread or pm me for instructions, rather than make the normal newb mistake. I would suggest lurking for a while, then posting to the armory your army. Lastly, always use the preview button for image posts, and try not to get trolled.

Post by **Jbgarrison** » Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:35 pm

Ogel96 wrote:Hello casrund and CADmonkey. Nice to have you on the forums. If you look at all posts by a Mr. jbgarrison, you will learn what is a bad idea to do if you don't want to be hated. Also, just search for a image posting tutorial thread or pm me for instructions, rather than make the normal newb mistake. I would suggest lurking for a while, then posting to the armory your army. Lastly, always use the preview button for image posts, and try not to get trolled.

That a'boy Ogel, way to pull a magpie and steal a bite out of the last bit of win that was crapped on this here welcome thread, lol. Son, you will make a fine troll some day... a two headed one even (assuming you can pull the other head out of your 4th point of contact).

Alright, as you were soldiers; carry on with this thread.

Post by **Ogel96** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 10:47 am

A Troll.
[Tents Fingers]
You're calling me a troll.

I'm sorry that you fail to understand how mush of a fool you've made of yourself on these forums. That post was actual advice. I don't seem to remember any forum that has a culture stating that when a person just joins, they are a GOD. Because you act this way, that is why people tend to hate you. I'm fine with general idiocy occuring, but when you call me a troll, you go to far. I am not, and will never be, a troll. I am one of the decent dwellers of these forums, which is more than I can say for you. You rile up emotions with self idolizing posts, practically the definition of trolling. And as long as you assume that due to some "truce", you have immunity against the reality of your hatedness, you will be insulted by every person on these forums. If you wish it to stop, learn some internet manners.
Enough said.

Oh wait, Gandiseeg troll theory! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandiseeg_Troll_Theory

Now enough said.

Post by **morganm** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 12:57 pm

I think it's pure comedy how people get bent IRL when JB posts an obviously sarcastic reply.

My terrible youtube channel · Post by **Magic Soap** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:00 pm

Wait, people get bent?

Post by **Jbgarrison** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:20 pm

Ogel96 wrote:A Troll.
[Tents Fingers]
You're calling me a troll.

I'm sorry that you fail to understand how mush of a fool you've made of yourself on these forums. That post was actual advice. I don't seem to remember any forum that has a culture stating that when a person just joins, they are a GOD. Because you act this way, that is why people tend to hate you. I'm fine with general idiocy occuring, but when you call me a troll, you go to far. I am not, and will never be, a troll. I am one of the decent dwellers of these forums, which is more than I can say for you. You rile up emotions with self idolizing posts, practically the definition of trolling. And as long as you assume that due to some "truce", you have immunity against the reality of your hatedness, you will be insulted by every person on these forums. If you wish it to stop, learn some internet manners.
Enough said.

Oh wait, Gandiseeg troll theory! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandiseeg_Troll_Theory

Now enough said.

Thanks for pointing me to that wiki definition of a REAL troll. I never knew this whole time I WAS DOIN IT WRONG.

Post by **RagnarokRose** » Fri Jul 23, 2010 4:23 pm

Hrm. We all have seemed to forgotten one of the basic rules of the Internet:

IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY, DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS.

Next one to retaliate to JBG gets a wet flapjack across the face. Ignore. The. Troll.

Post by **The Brik Mason** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 6:07 pm

* - Who are you?
The Brik Mason

* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Yes

* - Where do you come from?
Connecticut, USA now colorado

* - What is your quest?
To do battle, destroy other factions, tear apart cities, countries , WORLDS even. My quest, is victory.

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I also live near RunsWithLegos and Weasel

Post by **Hoboman** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:52 pm

Welcome Brik Mason.

Good Luck with that goal.

Post by **Zixy** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 9:09 pm

Who am I?
I go by Zixy on the internets. (mostly)

Do i Live with the FBI?
Yes, but i am 14.

Where do i come from?
Iowa, but i currently live north of Chicago.

What is my quest?
To become a firefighter.

So HI!!!

Rock On,
Zixy

Post by **Ogel96** » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:35 pm

Welcome. I'd be a half hour drive to do battle if the FBI wasn't batshit crazy protective. Oh well, firefighter huh? Ps try not to make many noob mistakes.

Post by **stubby** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:55 am

Ross_Varn wrote:Next one to retaliate to JBG gets a wet flapjack across the face. Ignore. The. Troll.

Man, I can't believe he followed up the last troll victory with another one so quickly, it's like you guys have no ability to learn. This kind of win rate is going to make him the most successful troll we've ever had, unless you count the entire forum as my personal troll against humanity.

Post by **Tuefish** » Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:16 am