Introduce yourself!

Post by **Telcon the elf** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:48 pm

Do you go anywhere near the Quad cities on the mississippi?

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:18 pm

Not recently, i did around 5 years ago, for a family reuinon.

Post by **Telcon the elf** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:06 pm

Hmm. Maybe we just have to do forum battles as allies.

Post by **RunsWithLegos** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:11 pm

indeed.

Post by **Carpeticus** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 8:39 pm

* - Who are you?

I am Carpeticus!!!

* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)

No, I live with my fellow slaves, carpet samples that are doomed to eternal battle in the back of a carpet warehouse.

* - Where do you come from?

The carpet factory. I was woven from the finest beige thread.

* - What is your quest?

To free the slaves. Carpet samples were meant to run free.

Post by **Natalya** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:23 pm

You are awesome. Don't let any of the other assholes here tell you otherwise. And if they troll you, troll them right back. That would include me trolling you too.

Post by **Pwnerade** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:36 am

Are you beige?

Post by **Warhead** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:44 am

I will flame your warehouse down.

Post by **jmatthew** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 8:53 am

I'll watch Warhead flame your warehouse down.

Post by **Carpeticus** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:19 am

Natalya wrote:You are awesome.

Thank you.

Pwnerade wrote:Are you beige?

" I was woven from the finest beige thread. "

Warhead wrote:I will flame your warehouse down.

But... my family lives there. After I free the slaves, we can burn it down together. I have a feeling that we will be the best of friends!

lmatthew wrote:I'll watch Warhead flame your warehouse down.

... after I free the slaves.

Post by **jmatthew** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:10 pm

Carpeticus wrote:
lmatthew wrote:I'll watch Warhead flame your warehouse down.
... after I free the slaves.

It's too late. I already watched him. I watched him do it SO HARD.

Post by **Carpeticus** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:03 pm

jmatthew wrote: It's too late. I already watched him. I watched him do it SO HARD.

Uhm... you were watching his wiener?

Post by **BFenix** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:08 pm

I always liked Spar- I mean, Carpeticus. Welcome to the forum

Post by **jmatthew** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 2:25 pm

Carpeticus wrote:Uhm... you were watching his wiener?

Warhead doesn't have a "wiener," as you call it. His username does not refer in fact to his cephalic region. He has a tool forged in the blazes of the tenth circle of Hell--a circle that was created solely because none of the previous nine were intense enough to accommodate its level of pure and absolute sin. It leaves mothers empty wastelands reminiscent of downtown Baghdad in place of vaginae. It has killed at least seven Greek gods. It is the reason Batman doesn't sleep at night. Its power level is over 9000. It has read and understands Finnegan's Wake. It likes long walks on the beach.

But yes, I was watching that.

Post by **Telcon the elf** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:04 pm

Hey! Carpeticus!
Welcome! I haven't been here long, but I assure you that I believe you. Just one question: Do hunters kill you then skin you, or are you actually flat already?

The BrikWars Forums

Introduce yourself!

Re: Introduce yourself!