Introduce yourself!

[Zupponn]

Vami

[stubby]

In my personal headkanon, Asterios became disaffected with life in the 909, had an epiphany where she realized she was a woman and always had been and that's why she had never been comfortable enough with herself to ever get along with anybody under her previous persona. She sold off the 15,000 minifigs and moved to Seattle where she finally found peace with herself and lived happily ever after, the end.

In my alternate headkanon, it's jbgarrison instead, which is kind of sad compared to the Asterios version of the story because it means jbgarrison never escaped Seattle.

[RedRover]

I feel like I missed an era of shittiness, and I'm a lil sad about it

[Tzan]

I was thinking Asterios too.
I didnt think he was so bad.
I guess having to deal with the regulars here has made me super tolerant.

[Zupponn]

Well, you have to be at least somewhat tolerant in order to survive here. Most of the people who were banned for a good deal of time earned their banning through a lack of tolerance.

[Moro]

Wait, people hate Asterios now?

When did THAT happen?

[Valiant]

Whose Asterios?

[RedRover]

Whose Asterios?

Before our time.

[RedRover]

I am here to post top-notch content

Short and sweet, I like it.

[Tzan]

ITS SHINJI !!!!!

[Natalya]

Okay seriously stop making Evangelion alts it isn't like high quality trolling.

[Tzan]

What would Shinji say
Yesterday he was murdered
Now we never know

[Vason]

I am Vason! I am a Viking. My avatar is me:

[Kommander Ken]

You look metal as fuck, dude.

Welcome to the front, comrade!

[Noktu]

* - Who are you?
Noktu

* - Do you live with your mom?
GF keeps commanding me like a motherly figure, so I have to say yes.

* - Where do you come from?
Finland, -30 celsius and loads of snow outside.

* - What is your quest?
To inherit my fathers construction company.

Can I get access to beer?

I'm the one with the white shirt.