Introduce yourself!

[TastySkippy123]

Welcome to the forums!

[Half-Moon Molly]

Greetings Lord Of Mantids! Welcome to Hell! I see you know you're gaming theories!

[Venge]

Welcome Lord of Mantids! If you think California is Hell, come to Pennsylvania, where I swear all of California's missing water has collected to make it as humid as possible.

[Valiant]

What is your quest?
To stick as many arrows as I can into as many knees as possible, then pretend to be a doctor and fix their knees, and get rich off them.

I assume you have watched "Game Theory" at some point in time then

[Lord Of Mantids]

Indeed I have. I see that a great deal of people make their own "armies" (More like a plastic waterfall or a bunch of neatly colored caltrops), and I want to make my own too. I don't know where to start though, I like the look of those Blood Demon things, but they remind me of Khorne, and I hate Khorne. Maybe I should make my own type? I'm thinking about demons, and I'm thinking of calling them Ash Demons, a bunch of black and blocky half minifigs/bricks with great big red horns that jut out to the sides. they all carry flamethrowers, and just go marching about seting things on fire, because they love the smell of burnt corpses in the mornin'.

[AnnoyedZebra]

Indeed I have. I see that a great deal of people make their own "armies" (More like a plastic waterfall or a bunch of neatly colored caltrops), and I want to make my own too. I don't know where to start though, I like the look of those Blood Demon things, but they remind me of Khorne, and I hate Khorne. Maybe I should make my own type? I'm thinking about demons, and I'm thinking of calling them Ash Demons, a bunch of black and blocky half minifigs/bricks with great big red horns that jut out to the sides. they all carry flamethrowers, and just go marching about seting things on fire, because they love the smell of burnt corpses in the mornin'.

[stubby]

I like the look of those Blood Demon things, but they remind me of Khorne, and I hate Khorne.

My favorite armies all start when I take something I hate and try to make fun of it. I suggest: Eunuch-Khornes.

[Lord Of Mantids]

How about Kornflakes? Has a bad case of anger issues, only three things can appease him. A Unholy Bronze Bowl, Transparant Orange Milk, and a box of cornflakes. He has one of these three, the cornflakes, but he lacks the other two. So he sends his demons out (which are made of cornflakes wielding frozen milk swords and axes) to retrieve the last few ingredients to his healthy breakfast. During his temper tantrums, he occasionally will toss his minions at people for no good reason, and watch them fight. His followers repeat the phrase MILK FOR THE MILK GOD! BOWLS FOR THE BOWL THRONE! during their never ending conquest for the OTM and the Bronze Bowl.

[AnnoyedZebra]

Maybe ranged units could spit milk at enemies?

[Duerer]

Maybe ranged units could spit milk at enemies?

[AnnoyedZebra]

Maybe ranged units could spit milk at enemies?

[Lord Of Mantids]

Maybe, Khorne in Warhammer doesn't like ranged weapons, and the only ones he has are massive skull cannons that shoot the skulls of the cowardly. I will be doing my Ash Demons too, demons with staffs that function as flamethrowers, big horns, a cyclopean eye, and pathetic little skeleton arms.

[bann154]

How about Kornflakes? Has a bad case of anger issues, only three things can appease him. A Unholy Bronze Bowl, Transparant Orange Milk, and a box of cornflakes. He has one of these three, the cornflakes, but he lacks the other two. So he sends his demons out (which are made of cornflakes wielding frozen milk swords and axes) to retrieve the last few ingredients to his healthy breakfast. During his temper tantrums, he occasionally will toss his minions at people for no good reason, and watch them fight. His followers repeat the phrase MILK FOR THE MILK GOD! BOWLS FOR THE BOWL THRONE! during their never ending conquest for the OTM and the Bronze Bowl.

That all sounds rather khorny...

[Natalya]

How about Kornflakes? Has a bad case of anger issues, only three things can appease him. A Unholy Bronze Bowl, Transparant Orange Milk, and a box of cornflakes. He has one of these three, the cornflakes, but he lacks the other two. So he sends his demons out (which are made of cornflakes wielding frozen milk swords and axes) to retrieve the last few ingredients to his healthy breakfast. During his temper tantrums, he occasionally will toss his minions at people for no good reason, and watch them fight. His followers repeat the phrase MILK FOR THE MILK GOD! BOWLS FOR THE BOWL THRONE! during their never ending conquest for the OTM and the Bronze Bowl.

[aoffan23]

How about Kornflakes? Has a bad case of anger issues, only three things can appease him. A Unholy Bronze Bowl, Transparant Orange Milk, and a box of cornflakes. He has one of these three, the cornflakes, but he lacks the other two. So he sends his demons out (which are made of cornflakes wielding frozen milk swords and axes) to retrieve the last few ingredients to his healthy breakfast. During his temper tantrums, he occasionally will toss his minions at people for no good reason, and watch them fight. His followers repeat the phrase MILK FOR THE MILK GOD! BOWLS FOR THE BOWL THRONE! during their never ending conquest for the OTM and the Bronze Bowl.

Hellhounds AKA Korndogs.

The portal to his realm is called the Kornhole.

Officers of his army are Kernels.