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- Magic Soap
- Playmobil
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- Mega Blok
- Posts: 1339
- Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:01 am
- Location: Mangled, inside Audrey II
Hmm, yes it all becomes oh so clear now, thanks. I shall call this new weapon the Analirritator! gun... nope, that just doesn't seem right. Buttaliser!.. Hurmm, maybe not. The Assblaster!.. doesn't give the right idea. How about Prolapsinator! Urgh, I give up... jaggyjobby gun!.. nahh!stubby wrote:It's not clear, but I think it would cause his butt to hurt.

LOLstubby wrote:Approved. Now it just needs a wiki entry.Silverdream wrote:How about the anal disruptor?
The Anal Disruptor
The J+B Anal Disruptor can disrupt the average anus within a 2" range (It's a comparatively long ranged weapon given the shortcomings faced).
If hit on successfully the target will feel a bit of a prick afterwards.
May lead to despondency and eventual suicide due to lack of self respect.
Also, Innocentbystander on the Wiki will be most upset. Great!

- Magic Soap
- Playmobil
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- BFenix
- Pooplord
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- Location: City Of Ravens (Lisbon)
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I only now realized that I've never introduced myself... well here goes
Who am I?
Im BFenix, but my real name is Bernardo (I have no problems with this, I've socialized with the fauna and its nice, insanely nice). Im 16 yo and im a student/brikwarrior (well, at least trying to be, the second one that is).
Where do I live?
Im from Portugal, West Europe country, neighbor of Spain in the Iberia Peninsula. I live in the capital, Lisbon, beautiful city! I have a towering Citadel where I can see the whole city and rule called Zordor HQ citadel.
And yes, im currently living with the FBI, and no, you don't know that!
Where do I come from?
Read above.
What is my quest?
To be an engineer and hopefully design and build mechs and renovable energies to head mankinds needs. (not kidding)
I think ill love it here! Lets celebrate mayhem now! oh and thx Rayhawk for the creation of what is the game and spirit of BRIKWARS
Who am I?
Im BFenix, but my real name is Bernardo (I have no problems with this, I've socialized with the fauna and its nice, insanely nice). Im 16 yo and im a student/brikwarrior (well, at least trying to be, the second one that is).
Where do I live?
Im from Portugal, West Europe country, neighbor of Spain in the Iberia Peninsula. I live in the capital, Lisbon, beautiful city! I have a towering Citadel where I can see the whole city and rule called Zordor HQ citadel.
And yes, im currently living with the FBI, and no, you don't know that!
Where do I come from?
Read above.
What is my quest?
To be an engineer and hopefully design and build mechs and renovable energies to head mankinds needs. (not kidding)
I think ill love it here! Lets celebrate mayhem now! oh and thx Rayhawk for the creation of what is the game and spirit of BRIKWARS

- muffinman42
- Dimmy
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Interesting how most people who have this hobby are mainly interested in engineering.
Kerbal Rocketry(my youtube with actual videos on it!)
Muffinman aka. second account of Tahthing. Not technically troll account, as it was made out of shame.
Muffinman aka. second account of Tahthing. Not technically troll account, as it was made out of shame.
- Cpt. Zipps
- Mega Blok
- Posts: 1339
- Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:01 am
- Location: Mangled, inside Audrey II
- Cpt. Zipps
- Mega Blok
- Posts: 1339
- Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:01 am
- Location: Mangled, inside Audrey II



