Introduce yourself!

Post by **Telcon the elf** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:43 pm

They don't know him, and Brikwars (Just like Solo Jones and the poo on a stick) gives a guy ideas.

Post by **AngelKnight** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:45 pm

Idea's of mass destruction and genocide?

Post by **Telcon the elf** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:49 pm

No, of pervertedness and .. that covers it.
I thought you read the rulebook?

We should stop posting in introduce yourself...

Post by **AngelKnight** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:50 pm

I did. Where to then?

Post by **Telcon the elf** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:51 pm

Brikwars chat?
Or create a new thread.

Post by **AngelKnight** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:53 pm

What's the brickwars chat?

Post by **Telcon the elf** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:53 pm

Nevermind. Long conversations in general discussion.

Post by **AngelKnight** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:54 pm

Do you want to make a new topic or do you want me to?

Post by **Telcon the elf** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:55 pm

Just enter long conversations in general discussion.

Post by **Ex-Lep** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 9:59 pm

spend and hour or two in the wiki and older threads then post again. but not before.

i swear to god, if you ask where the wiki is.....

Post by **AngelKnight** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:36 pm

Well, now that you mention it...

Post by **piltogg** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:50 pm

well that was an annoying conversation to read through.

Post by **AngelKnight** » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:08 pm

Glad to be of service.

Post by **The Shadowscythe** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 1:23 am

Good god - five pages in a NIGHT? WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA YOUR FUCKING SKULL.

Uhhh, yeah . . .

>_>

<_<

^_^

I can only guess you've been on a mass forum/wiki read or you are doing it now - but here is a very very brief version of the forums for you Angelknight.

- Warhead, oldest man here - possibly oldest person, drunk as hell, fucks everyone's moms, has a child named mini-warhead and enjoys beating the shit outta snugglebunnies and pedophiles (as he is a Scottish police officer, and that's all they do - all day, every day.)
- Me - I somehow became king of LDD amongst these punks - I don't know how. I also enjoy fucking skulls and being the bastard named aboves wingman.
- Stubby - Is so totally not Rayhawk, and won't ban you at all on a whim - or if you Concur.
- Natalya - Queen of the Armory, one of our few trademarked GIRLZ(tm) and fully licensed troll. May or may not be Boxxy.
- Silverdream - Former troll and epic lulzer, for some reason Stubby is on a crusade of making sure he never reaches 2000 posts, but one day Silver may reach 2000 posts of pure content, which Stubby doesn't delete.

AND ON THAT DAY HE WILL KILL US ALL.

- Ross_Varn, Fredde, Zahru II and the many other denizens of the forums are all awesome, except for runswithlegos, that guy just sucks.

And last but not least - the subject of . . .

Beluga/Pedonuker - Is an asshat of the highest degree. We spent a large amount of time convinced this guy was in his mid-20's trolling us like motherfuckers and wouldn't give up, rampaging in and out of brikchat (back when I was it's overlord) and being a complete fuck.

In fact, it turns out he IS somewhere between 11-14 but won't post it due to him being embarrassed on the internet, and his mother raised him in the style of the Korean "Little emperor" children, where they basically are raised to be better than everyone else, win more awards than anyone else and achieve more than anyone else - which in hindsight explains why he is a complete fuck, and the only reason he won't give in yet is because we haven't all bowed down to the Piltogg-child's obvious superiority. HEIL Piltogg . . . *cough* excuse me.

What he didn't realize in one of his little stunts a few weeks ago is that by leaking one piece of information about himself, just how easy it would be to get the rest, and so I now have full contact information for his fathers law office, his house - hell even his mothers twitter - so if he doesn't learn to put his fucking head down and fit in then he will find a series of rather large envelopes full of print screens of his asshattery and several phone calls to his parents along the way.

You hear that pedo? Be-fucking-have!

. . .

Oh yeah, and J+B - he's an asshat too, but one we have somehow managed to live with.

That about sum shit up?

Post by **Warhead** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:43 am

I want a retraction! (yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what she said). Tzan is the oldest one here and is wise. And it's GURLZTM! Dammit!

But, dude... you're talking to PedoBelugaNukers Alt, and those details are an obvious trap. C'mon!