Introduce yourself!

[BFenix]

never found my way out.

And you probably never will. Anywho, welcome to the forums!

[Chinook]

* - Who are you?
A: I am Shane, Supreme Overlord of TRON-Noir.

* - Do you live with your mom?
A: Yes, I am only 14.

* - Where do you come from?
A:I hail from Fairfield, California, USA via (sadly) Area 555.

* - What is your quest?
A: ....To collect one-million heads.

[cleanupcrew]

* - What is your quest?
A: ....To collect one-million heads.

Be warned and first read the cautionary legend of Asterios on the forums before beginning this quest, though.

[RunsWithLegos]

welcome to the forums mate!

[tymon555]

welcome to the forums mate!

[Chinook]

Thanks!

[Falk]

Be warned and first read the cautionary legend of Asterios on the forums before beginning this quest, though.

Where can I find that?

Oh and welcome to the forums Chinook!

[Apollyon]

Asterios came here bragging with the several thousand minifigs he possesses. Some people did not like that and started to troll him. Eventually he became booty bothered and left the forum. Or maybe he was banned. I don't remember. All in all it was a rather boring and pathetic episode.

[stubby]

Nah, he arrived pre-booty bothered. Nobody started paying enough attention to him to start any genuine trolling until after he'd already been a lost cause for weeks. He was one of Those Guys you see on forums who interprets every conversation as being about himself and flips out over the "disrespect."

At some point it became a meme that the reason everyone couldn't stand him was because they were jealous of his collection of thousands of minifigs that he never used for anything. We were all supposed to be impressed by his ability to keep them in boxes or something.

[BFenix]

Asterios came here bragging with the several thousand minifigs he possesses. Some people did not like that and started to troll him. Eventually he became booty bothered and left the forum. Or maybe he was banned. I don't remember. All in all it was a rather boring and pathetic episode.

Too bad he wasn't around long enough to make a forum battle so we could squish all those minifigs.

[Keldoclock]

Too bad he wasn't around long enough to give us his contact info so we could steal all his minifigs

Fix'd.

[Stormblessed]

Hail, brethren of the minifigure ways!

I am known as Stormblessed and I come to this great universe to partake in the destruction on plastic shaped in the form of smallish people who will do my bidding as they kill and get killed!

Fear everyone!


Edit: As I am feared across the land, as is everyone else, I now bear a question.

Seeing, with my eyes, I spy a forum titled "Battle Reports". I wish to post in there to prove my capacity for destruction. Alas, I have no pictures to include my last game of Brik Wars. But there are actually no rules for the battle reports forum, and so, I was wondering if I could spin my tale to the public without pictures.

[RunsWithLegos]

it would not be that well received but I for one am more then willing to read a good tale, have at it my good fellow!

[stubby]

As long as it's at least as epic as HARPOON JONES then you should be fine.

[Stormblessed]

I'm not sure anything could be as great as that. I hope my tale was a good one though. Some people obviously didn't approve of a battle tale that had no pictures. My next one will be sure to have pictures. If there is a next one.