Introduce yourself!

Post by **ROU Big Stick** » Tue May 12, 2009 4:07 pm

Thanks for the welcome.

birdman wrote:What's your sig from?

Erm - It's from an Iain M Banks novel, but I can't recall which. They're talking about a Rapid Offensive Unit (ROU), a type of military spaceship. It seemed like the thing.

Banks is good BrikWarrior reading - if for nothing other than the Lazy Gun, which is described thus:

The Lazy Gun is light but massy, and weighs three times as much when turned upside down. The Lazy Gun is the only weapon known to display a sense of humour.

To fire the Lazy Gun, it is pointed at the target, zoomed in, and then the trigger is pulled. What happens next is unpredictable. When fired at humans, many different things may occur. An anchor may appear above the person, giant electrodes may appear on either side of the target and electrocute them or an animal may tear their throat out. Larger targets such as tanks or ships may suffer tidal waves, implosion, explosion, sudden lava flows or just disappear. When fired at cities and other such targets, thermonuclear explosions are the norm, although in one instance a comet crashed into the city.

Post by **Greywing187** » Sun May 17, 2009 7:57 pm

1. I am Greywing187(I know, its weird).
2. I do live with both of my parents, probably because I am fourteen.
3. I come from California because it is awesome.
4. My quest is to do stuff.

Post by **ltobvious** » Sun May 17, 2009 8:20 pm

Hey. I am 14 as well and have never introduced myself, so...
my name I'm not giving out on the internet (my floppy penis might snuggle me)
as you already know I am 14.
I am male, and I live near Trenton in New Jersey in the US, on earth, at the edge of the milky way galaxy in the 3rd demension.
I'm mostly human [dad got locked in a room with a donkey for 9 days(not really)]
Oh yeah, I'm also a cristian but, I'm not exactly devout. I believe in evolution. In fact, I don't believe half the stuff in the bible. I do ike the basic principals though ( peace, good will twards man, love thy niegbor exept if your a plastic building block)
Did I mention I love blowing up shit?

Post by **pesgores** » Mon May 18, 2009 4:49 am

ltobvious wrote:Hey. I am 14 as well and have never introduced myself, so...
my name I'm not giving out on the internet (my floppy penis might snuggle me)
as you already know I am 14.
I am male, and I live near Trenton in New Jersey in the US, on earth, at the edge of the milky way galaxy in the 3rd demension.
I'm mostly human [dad got locked in a room with a donkey for 9 days(not really)]
Oh yeah, I'm also a cristian but, I'm not exactly devout. I believe in evolution. In fact, I don't believe half the stuff in the bible. I do ike the basic principals though ( peace, good will twards man, love thy niegbor exept if your a plastic building block)
Did I mention I love blowing up shit?

1st bold: I never introduced myself too.
2nd bold: Yay, an Enlightened trianglist! That faith is welcome. I would follow it if I actually believed in God (who doesn't exist but nevermind).

Post by RJ » Mon May 18, 2009 11:52 am

i know about the risk of my floppy penis snuggling you but you don't have to keep your whole name secret - only your surname and the town you live in (not city)

Post by **tahthing** » Mon May 18, 2009 12:27 pm

ltobvious wrote: Oh yeah, I'm also a cristian but, I'm not exactly devout. I believe in evolution. In fact, I don't believe half the stuff in the bible. I do ike the basic principals though ( peace, good will twards man, love thy niegbor exept if your a plastic building block)

evolution is pretty much accepted by the cristian church,
much of the old testiment is killing especially Judges, the old testiment and revelation are fun.

Post by **Nitewatchman** » Sat May 23, 2009 11:05 am

I love how all the 14-year-olds who join these forums always make it a point to try and be a smarty and talk about God and evolution. xD

Post by **ahp77** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:10 pm

Nitewatchman wrote:I love how all the 14-year-olds who join these forums always make it a point to try and be a smarty and talk about God and evolution. xD

And Girls.

Post by **Massam** » Sat May 23, 2009 12:10 pm

It's actually pretty funny how that happens on every forum. All the smart people ignore those conversations.

Post by RJ » Sat May 23, 2009 12:27 pm

Jebus is our friend

(please note that this was not meant to insult anyones culture)

Post by **Leprechaun** » Mon May 25, 2009 12:20 am

1. Who are you?
I'm a kid who's proud of his heritage (ireland wooo!)
2. Do you live with your mom?
yes, I'm the youngest of 4 so it's both fun and easy to get away with stuff.
3. where do you come from?
I hail from Southern California, land of....USC?
4. What is your quest?
I seek the grail.
or enough money to construct that new design for a bow I drew all over my notebook

Post by **ahp77** » Mon May 25, 2009 6:06 am

Age? (1212121212121212121212121212, C'mon 12!)

Post by RJ » Mon May 25, 2009 6:13 am

as ahp just hoped for - plz be 12 - 12 rules!

Post by **ahp77** » Mon May 25, 2009 6:16 am

RJ wrote:as ahp just hoped for - plz be 12 - 12 rules!

AND I'll still be the Gr8 Young'n' of the forum (That's the youngest active member, to those who ae unfamiliar).

Post by RJ » Mon May 25, 2009 6:19 am

i was born 1996 if that helps

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