Introduce yourself!
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Play nice with n00bs in the New People threads. Save the abuse, trolling, and pr0n for everywhere else.
Play nice with n00bs in the New People threads. Save the abuse, trolling, and pr0n for everywhere else.
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
not to dismiss your quest-thirstiness and blood-hungering. feel free to take those communists and force them to enjoy a free market. to their deaths.
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
- Omega Prime
- Cannon Fodder
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- Location: Somewhere in space
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
I have been a lurker for quite some time...
* - Who are you?
I am OMEGA PRIME, the leader of the Omegalon Federation (armory post later once i upload all the stuff to flikr)
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Yes, I do live with the First Leader of Omegalon
* - Where do you come from?
CALIFORNIA
* - What is your quest?
I seek to make lots of death and destruction, as well as expand the Omegalon Federation!
THE NEHELLENIUM IS MINE!
* - Who are you?
I am OMEGA PRIME, the leader of the Omegalon Federation (armory post later once i upload all the stuff to flikr)
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Yes, I do live with the First Leader of Omegalon
* - Where do you come from?
CALIFORNIA
* - What is your quest?
I seek to make lots of death and destruction, as well as expand the Omegalon Federation!
THE NEHELLENIUM IS MINE!
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gotta love knitting needles. i can make you a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
What was that middle part again?
i can make a hat
- Caelondian
- Champion
- Posts: 31
- Joined: Sun May 21, 2017 5:05 pm
- Location: A sweet Space Winnebago
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
Greetings, Brikwarriors! I am Caelondian - pleased to meet you - and I seek to engage in glorious combat! I've lurked the forums for some time, gathering troops and intel, and am now prepared to join the Great Conflict!
* Do you live with your mom?
I do not know, as a mother in a box is to be considered simultaneously alive and dead until Warhead gets to her.
* Where do you come from?
Southern United States.
* What is your quest?
My faction, the Xenon Empire, has been engaged in war with our ancient rivals, the Exonian Federation, for decades. A war that began over the proper placement of X's in a faction name, and whether blue or red was better, has consumed our worlds. I seek to end this conflict in the only way I know how: total annihilation!
* Do you live with your mom?
I do not know, as a mother in a box is to be considered simultaneously alive and dead until Warhead gets to her.
* Where do you come from?
Southern United States.
* What is your quest?
My faction, the Xenon Empire, has been engaged in war with our ancient rivals, the Exonian Federation, for decades. A war that began over the proper placement of X's in a faction name, and whether blue or red was better, has consumed our worlds. I seek to end this conflict in the only way I know how: total annihilation!
- ReconMiner
- Hero
- Posts: 97
- Joined: Mon May 01, 2017 9:38 pm
- Location: Somewhere
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
Finally stopped lurking and made an account to join in the glorious slaughter!
* - Who are you?
The names ReconMiner, I mine recons
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Only sometimes, I am a college student after all
* - Where do you come from?
The cold tundra of the North (also known as WI)
* - What is your quest?
To cause as much wanton chaos and destruction as is possible in the game that is Brikwars (tank suicide ramming anyone?)
* - Who are you?
The names ReconMiner, I mine recons
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Only sometimes, I am a college student after all
* - Where do you come from?
The cold tundra of the North (also known as WI)
* - What is your quest?
To cause as much wanton chaos and destruction as is possible in the game that is Brikwars (tank suicide ramming anyone?)
Gladius Industries
"Sometimes, bigger is better"
"Sometimes, bigger is better"
- DJ Squidley
- Nobody suspects a thing
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- Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2016 11:50 am
- Location: Ontario, Canada
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
Does this mean we're going to see a non-daemon chaos army?
- sahasrahla
- that is a fantastic question to which no satisfactory answer will be forthcoming
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
is there a secret rule that all introduction posts in this thread must include the emote?
- ReconMiner
- Hero
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
Most likelyDJ Squidley wrote:Does this mean we're going to see a non-daemon chaos army?
I always wanted to drop a building on a heavy tank or kamikazeing a small vehicle into a bigger one
Gladius Industries
"Sometimes, bigger is better"
"Sometimes, bigger is better"
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
you noticed this too, huh?sahasrahla wrote:is there a secret rule that all introduction posts in this thread must include the emote?
Technically, my army is a non-daemon chaos armyDJ Squidley wrote:Does this mean we're going to see a non-daemon chaos army?
but more like organized chaos
Darkstorm will rise! Someday? Probably tomorrow.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
My Old Faction:Darkstorm Empire, New Faction: Phoenician Empire My Alliance:Kult of the Darkness
I swear I'm not dead, just dead inside
My bi-annual visit trend continues! See you in 6 months as usual.
- ReconMiner
- Hero
- Posts: 97
- Joined: Mon May 01, 2017 9:38 pm
- Location: Somewhere
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
How about Iron Warriors?DJ Squidley wrote:Does this mean we're going to see a non-daemon chaos army?
Gladius Industries
"Sometimes, bigger is better"
"Sometimes, bigger is better"
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
* - Who are you?
Hamahaki is my name
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Hell ye boi
* - Where do you come from?
New mexico high in the mountains but now I am in northern virginia
* - What is your quest?
To find people to play brikwars with other than my brother
And to become the meme lord
Hamahaki is my name
* - Do you live with your mom? (Trust me, this is important)
Hell ye boi
* - Where do you come from?
New mexico high in the mountains but now I am in northern virginia
* - What is your quest?
To find people to play brikwars with other than my brother
And to become the meme lord
Banned from both brikwars discords 3 times
- Hiremas Alkerith
- Cannon Fodder
- Posts: 389
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
Welcome Hamahaki, may you find peace and happiness here.
Good luck!
No but seriously, welcome to the FORUM!
Mildly sad that you didn't put the in your intro
What is this blasphemy?
Good luck!
No but seriously, welcome to the FORUM!
Mildly sad that you didn't put the in your intro
What is this blasphemy?
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?
Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
Thanks dad I knew you would be proud
Banned from both brikwars discords 3 times
- Hiremas Alkerith
- Cannon Fodder
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- Joined: Wed Mar 01, 2017 4:53 am
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Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
Wait, what?Hamahaki wrote:Thanks dad I knew you would be proud
Only the other way round
AnnoyedZebra wrote: why is the dork knights groin shiny?
Stubby wrote:It's a dork in shining armor. Really, if you're going to be a dork knight, the dork has to be the shiniest part.
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
Its ok son everyone is confused when they find out they adopted their father
Banned from both brikwars discords 3 times
- ninja_bait
- I can make this man. I can let him touch the butt. I cannot promise his safety
- Posts: 2029
- Joined: Sun Oct 30, 2016 12:04 pm
- Location: Now I'm in New York, making bacon pancakes
Re: Introduce yourself newbs!
Hello kind souls!
My name is Ninja_Bait, a lurker since around 2009.
I do not live with the FBI. Huh. Why does the FBI turn into the FBI instead of saying the FBI?
I come from New York and am therefore of superior stock than the rest of you.
My quest is to have enlightened and civil discourse with other Brikwarriors. I am certain this will happen.
Also, I build spaceships.
My name is Ninja_Bait, a lurker since around 2009.
I do not live with the FBI. Huh. Why does the FBI turn into the FBI instead of saying the FBI?
I come from New York and am therefore of superior stock than the rest of you.
My quest is to have enlightened and civil discourse with other Brikwarriors. I am certain this will happen.
Also, I build spaceships.
I make apocalypses and apocalypse accessories.