Introduce yourself!

[Cracjaw]

I am Sir Cracjaw of this planet, My favorite color is red, My quest is to seek and find the Holy Grail, The capitol of Assyria is Assur, and the air-speed of an unladen swallow (African and European) is 50-ish kilometers per second. I hail from somewhere on this planet (I think), and I do not live with the FBI, I live with the CIA, the IRS, and the XYZ. I am a firm believer in the Stud God.

[lordintype]

Welcome!

[Venge]

Welcome, I think you'll fit right in!

[Mando_Knight]

Hi, I am Mando_Knight. I come from the V O I D, and uh, yeah. I'm currently questing for a life A user named Space Bunny introduced Brikwars to me through another Lego group, and I was like "this seems sick-nasty." And so, here I am. Oh, and I uh, live with the IRS

[lordintype]

Hi Mando_Knight! It’s good to see new people.

[Space Bunny]

Hey! Good to see you got here!

[Rennesis77]

Hi Mando, welcome

[Food_Truk]

Greetings everyone, Food_Truk here. I recently tried getting back into the LEGO scene after my family unceremoniously dumped the two-and-a-half boxes of childhood collection into my lap. So far it's taking me forever to sort out the bricks, and I've dug out enough fake crap they added that I now vehemently loathe copycat brands and declare war on all of them.

As the name implies, my creations will most likely feature the food theme since cooking's also a big passion of mine. The only opponent I expect to find around my area is a friend of mine, and he's a mean meta-gaming bully who only cares about winning so I might end up just building stuff to show off.

[Bragallot]

Hi brah. Looking forward to some food-inspired creations. A hotdog tank? Hell yes! A mayonnaise dispenser supercannon? Puh-lease!

Which country is that?

[Food_Truk]

Hi brah. Looking forward to some food-inspired creations. A hotdog tank? Hell yes! A mayonnaise dispenser supercannon? Puh-lease!

Which country is that?

The Netherlands. Or as I prefer to call it, The Nether Realm. It's like Silent Hill but without the excitement.

I like your ideas, I did find a few of those tubes I could use for some sort of condiment dispensing doomsday weapon. One of my ideas was to make two versions of each unit/building: A happy bright/pastel-colored version that would fit in a Paradiso/Friends set, and a dark/neon-colored version designed to be sPoOoOkY (inspired by Hidden Side).

Is it true Ned Flanders is forbidden here?

[Bragallot]

I'm not sure about Ned Flanders, but I know concurring is strictly forbidden.

Speaking of Flanders, that's where I'm at, so potentially pretty close to you!

[Food_Truk]

I'm not sure about Ned Flanders, but I know concurring is strictly forbidden.

Speaking of Flanders, that's where I'm at, so potentially pretty close to you!

So today I learned Flanders is also the English name of Vlaanderen, imagine my surprise. I'm near Rotterdam myself, so it IS pretty close by in comparison.

[Parabellumes]

Hello! I am Bellumes, or Parabellumes, or simply just He-Who-Lurks. I am an artist from Washington not-the-city. I do not live with my parental figures, I left them on my home planet to travel to Urf. And my quest is make and draw the ultimate big-tiddy gf, the ultimate endgame of all artists.

[Tzan]

true fact

[sahasrahla]

once you build the ultimate big-tiddy gf mech out of lego, THEN I'll be impressed