Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

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Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Sat Apr 18, 2015 6:18 pm

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Silvadream: Overwatch! I m so :) u r o k UwU!!! I wuv u soooo much to give you kissies and hugses and i fought for you realy good as good as you are pretty.

Overwatch: Thanks.

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Silvadream: btw did it hurt?

Overwatch: You mean being burned to death for forever, forced to bear all my fear and misery completely alone for an untold amount of time?

Silvadream: No silly, I mean did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ;)

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Silvadream: I'm just so happy that we can finally be together foreve.r Think of it, two of us not going our seperate ways and no longer being worlds apart. Our love is free as a dove, like a hand in a glove.

Overwatch: Okay

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Silvadream: During my many battles and feats of courage and heroism I only thought of you. I have used my abilities as a poet to write you thousands of poems and songs. Here's my favourite:

OVERWATCH
You got good boobs
OVERWATCH
let me show you the moves
OVERWATCH
I loves yous
OVERWATCH
you have nice shoes
OVERWATCH
give me a kiss
OVERWATCH
hold me like this
OVERWATCH
I can see you really far
OVERWATCH
lets go to drinks in a bar
OVERWATCH
I love you a lot
OVERWATCH
You're totally h-

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Overwatch: Who's that mysterious and sexy figure who's inserted himself into this plane?

Silvadream: who cares? All thats matter is that I have you to be with my side, baby

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[]: Hi. Your booty reminds me of Kamen Rider, at least I thought your booty was telling me to kamen rider.

Overwatch: Haha

Silvadream: typical creep. Let's go overwatch we need to throw around a tennis ball on fire

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[]: Gomen nasai. I want to feel that butt to see if it is daijobou.

Overwatch: You can do it for a price. You have to kiss me first.

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Silvadream: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good one, Overwatch. but he is probably 2 dumb butt to realize that ur my gf.

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[]: I accept this contract.

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Silvadream: Hold on you creep. I don't know what kind of magic or science or reality warping bullshit you're doing, but my ULTIMATE SILVA SHIELDY will DISRUPT any type of effects you can dole out. She is now completely freed from whatever thing you did to make her not be in love with me. Overwatch is mine, and I will defend her with my life. I will fight for her for every day without rest. She is my sun, my moon, my stars. She is all I hold dear. Your feelings of lust could never compare to the intensity of my emotions for her, or her emotions for me. That is why we are together, because we like like each other.

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Silvadream: now try it again with me bitch and i will end you personally with my own hands

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Silvadream: Bb?

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Silvadream: wat!?

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Silvadream: Y?!!!

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Silvadream: how could u u cheating BITCH! I fought for you. I risked my own Xistanz and the Xistanz of my bros and u THROW ME AWAY LIKE BAD BACON ON A SUNDAY AFTERNOON. you at least owe it to me to fake love. How coud you be so cruel as to break the hear t of the man that you owes yourself your affections to? Can't you realize that uou are not only hurting me but everyone else in relationships by chearing like this? I did not give you orders or be mwan to you ever and like the coldhearted slut u are you stab me in the back IN FRONT OF MY OWN EYES

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Overwatch: Ok. Thanks for helping me. I don't want to be with you any more. Sorry.

[]: This is a very tight butt, as an ass man, I can truly appreciate it.

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Overwatch: By the way, what's your name?

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[]: Many have given me names, so I have many.

Silvadream: so many names probably because people call him one and he gets a bad reputation and then he has to get a new name so people won't think bad of him because it's like he's a new guy I bet.

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[]: My true name is...

Silvadream: Bastard-man!

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Blank: Blank. But you may insert any other meanings onto me, if you want to.

Silvadream: of course you fall for this pretntious guy. only a cold slearted hut like you would.

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Overwatch: Sounds good. I'll call you IB, or I (touch) Butts.

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Silvadream: I am in despair.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Scratch » Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:51 pm

He is in despair.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by loafofcheese » Sat Apr 18, 2015 8:59 pm

More Overwatch story, count me in.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Sat Apr 18, 2015 10:11 pm

its tough bein a woman

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Kommander Ken » Sat Apr 18, 2015 11:15 pm

Poor Sunday afternoon bacon. O' how we have wronged thee.

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Sun Apr 19, 2015 1:47 am

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Silvadream: Angel boi i need ur help

Angel Boi: Que?

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Silvadream: how do i get gurls to like me? you are good wiyh the ladies so yeah

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Angel Boi: Ahhh, comme ci comme ca. To get ze girls you must how do you say, le charm them. Porquoi, I use zis line to charm all the pretty madames. "If I ask you for like on facebook, you think I just want to fuck. If I ask for your number, you think I am le sex pervert. If I ask for you to let me buy you a drink, you think 'oh he is just trying to get me la shitfeced' So how would I get to be picking a pretty girl like you up from a bar?"

Silvadream: yeah.

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Angel Boi: Que la important is to be confidant and to know when to walk away.

Silvadream: I gotcha, you mean like when to surrender?

Angel Boi: Non non non non non, is not the same. You must realize when someone is not interested and walk away. If someone is not interested, then just let them le chill, and find someone else. Is not un insult, is just them liking what they amour. You know?

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Silvadream: Hmm. okay. thanks.

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Silvadream: Also, arent you like fighting Shadow right now or something?

Angel Boi: No matter que I am doing, zere is always one me who is having le sex.

Silvadream: Interesting.

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Silvadream: looks like it is time to say goodbye and say hello to the new world.

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Silvadream: Overwatch....

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Silvadream: Silva-form: Giga!

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Silvadream: if you reject me, I will reject this reality and make my own. I will destroy the world and build it anew.

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Silvadream: All of the Quantum Surfers cannot stop me and the power of my love. They will be my hapless pawns and overwatch then we can finally be together forever like I wanted us to be.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Sun Apr 19, 2015 11:34 am

i knew the jews were behind this

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by stubby » Sun Apr 19, 2015 7:39 pm

Silverdream wrote:During my many battles and feats of courage and heroism I only thought of you. I have used my abilities as a poet to write you thousands of poems and songs. Here's my favourite:
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Insert_blank » Tue Apr 21, 2015 2:33 am

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Nimja » Tue Apr 21, 2015 1:06 pm

Its especially funny when you read overwatch and insert_blank's lines in their actual voices.But I suppose that goes for any of the Brikwarrior kameo SOBs.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Sir Sporktimus » Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:14 pm

Honestly Overwatch being female confuses me.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Tue Apr 21, 2015 3:52 pm

Sir Sporktimus wrote:Honestly Overwatch being female confuses me.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Insert_blank » Tue Apr 21, 2015 5:28 pm

Already just did you, bro.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Legomc » Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:07 pm

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Sir Sporktimus wrote:Honestly Overwatch being female confuses me.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Tue Apr 21, 2015 9:32 pm

The reason Overwatch is a girl is because his avatar used to be Hanako from Katawa Shoujo, which was also the inspiration for her tragic origins. That's the same reason why Colette is a girl. Quantum Surfers can choose their form, they're basically what they project, so gender is a pretty arbitrary thing for a Quantum Surfer.
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