The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.
You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.
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Food_Truk
- I'm going to have to use normal children to test it before I can use babies
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by Food_Truk » Thu Mar 26, 2020 7:56 am
Song played on Cookie Streak's radio
Distant engine noises and soft music fill the air...
Not-so-distant engine noises...
"Ergens in mijn hoofd...Ben ik...goed..." 
The whole thing brakes to a halt.
"Alright Pacificass, watch the car for me."
"Can I have the phone while you're busy? I want to play LEGO Legacy."
"Sure, but tell me when someone calls."
"Aww yisssss."
"And check up on my LEGO Tower when you can."
"Gotcha."
"DICK! OPEN UP!"
"What's up, chief? Why'd we stop?"
"Nothing personal, Dick. Just a change of heart."
"Wait wha-"
*BLAM*
Some time later...
"Anyone call?"
"Nah, Stephanie's just been forwarding memes. Oh, and I ranked up Hot Dog Guy."
"Awesome. I like Hot Dog Guy."
"So, this was your first time using a gun right? What was it like?"
"..."
"Oddly soothing."
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Spectral
- IT'S PAYDAY AT BLEAK COMPANY HEADQUARTERS
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by Spectral » Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:43 pm
I am really confused but that doesn't stop this from being an ossum soap.
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Food_Truk
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by Food_Truk » Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:13 am
Spectral wrote: ↑Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:43 pm
I am really confused but that doesn't stop this from being an ossum soap.
Thanks. It's mostly that Dr. Dick the supply-scalping fraud needed to die, so I did it in a proper fashion.
"The human buildeth, and the human breaketh apart."
