Inside the Derelict Ship
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Inside the Derelict Ship
After boarding the abandoned ship, the Neo-Prussian Black Wolves Division have been slowly making their way to the ship's main cargo bay.
Himmelsjäger: "Let's see if those access codes work here as well..."
'beep' 'boop' 'beep' 'beep'
Himmelsjäger: "Ah! Excellent!"
Wolf: "I've got a bad feeling about this place."
Himmelsjäger: "After you, gentlemen."
The three mutants explore the dimly lit corridor, finding nothing unusual.
'buttons pressed' 'wsshh'
Mutant: "We've got more bodies!"
Himmelsjäger: "More? Damn."
Mutant: "This area is secure, you can come over."
Wolf: "What the hell happened here?"
Wolf #2: "We may never know."
Himmelsjäger: "This door should lead to the main cargo bay."
Pilot: (over comms) "Affirmative, you're almost their. But stay alert, because the Akkadians are heading towards the cargo bay as well from the opposite direction."
So yeah, I decided to make this a Soap Opera, because it was going to be too complicated and piece heavy for me to have both the Akkadians and Prussians moving through the ship. Stay tuned for more to come!
Himmelsjäger: "Let's see if those access codes work here as well..."
'beep' 'boop' 'beep' 'beep'
Himmelsjäger: "Ah! Excellent!"
Wolf: "I've got a bad feeling about this place."
Himmelsjäger: "After you, gentlemen."
The three mutants explore the dimly lit corridor, finding nothing unusual.
'buttons pressed' 'wsshh'
Mutant: "We've got more bodies!"
Himmelsjäger: "More? Damn."
Mutant: "This area is secure, you can come over."
Wolf: "What the hell happened here?"
Wolf #2: "We may never know."
Himmelsjäger: "This door should lead to the main cargo bay."
Pilot: (over comms) "Affirmative, you're almost their. But stay alert, because the Akkadians are heading towards the cargo bay as well from the opposite direction."
So yeah, I decided to make this a Soap Opera, because it was going to be too complicated and piece heavy for me to have both the Akkadians and Prussians moving through the ship. Stay tuned for more to come!
Remember, as a wise man once said: "Nihil Est Quod Videtur"
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
So cool to see 'my' minifigs going for it. Getting Event Horizon vibes from this. Hopefully things won't be as bad.
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
'Vvvvvvvv'
Himmelsjäger: "Bingo!"
Himmelsjäger: "Confirmed! This is pure OT!"
Himmelsjäger: "Now we'll have to transport all of this."
???: "I'm afraid not, Prussians..."
'beep'
'light flashes to green'
???: "Muhahaha!"
'hissss'
Wolf: "What the?"
Wolf #2: "Gas! Activate ventilators!"
Corpse: "Ghhrr..."
Zombie: "Grar!"
Wolf: "Look out!"
'bam!'
Zombie: "Glraw..."
'blam!'
Zombie: "Blargh!"
'bam!'
Wolf: "What the hell! Have they managed to turn the Peach Virus into a gas?"
Wolf #2: "Someone had to activate the air vents! We're not alone!"
Pilot: "Shit! I'm detecting dozens of other life signatures popping up!"
'faint guttural zombie noises'
Himmelsjäger: "Ugh, not again..."
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
Hey Joe, you wanna play a zombie game?!
I'm sure a seasoned squad of Neo-Prussian infantry will have no issue with some stumbling zombies. The Himmelsjäger alone can slice and dice those guys. They have plenty of experience with them.
I'm sure a seasoned squad of Neo-Prussian infantry will have no issue with some stumbling zombies. The Himmelsjäger alone can slice and dice those guys. They have plenty of experience with them.
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
I heard CoD zombie noises when I read this. Wonder how the Akkadians are faring.
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
A Little While Later:
'laser rifle noises'
Wolf: "I think we've just about cleaned up the last of them."
'metal bang'
Wolf: "What the?"
???: "Don't shoot!"
Akkadian Pilot: "Don't shoot! We surrender!"
Himmelsjäger: "Hold your fire! I'll handle this."
Akkadian Officer: 'Take us as your prisoners if you want, but just get us off this metal hulk!"
Himmelsjäger: "Yeah, right. You'll just kill us and take the OT."
Akkadian Officer: "No, you can have the OT. Besides, we don't have a ship to take it to anymore. We've been abandoned, remember?"
Himmelsjäger: "True, but I still don't trust you."
'Vvvvv' 'splut'
Akkadian: "I think that's the last that was chasing us."
Himmelsjäger: "Alright, move over to the opposite wall, but I want your hands where I can see them!"
Wolf: "Don't try anything, Akkadians, or you're dead meat."
'gunshots'
Wolf: "Man down!"
Akkadian Pilot: "Shit!"
Wolf: "Still got a pulse!"
Wounded Wolf: "Rrr..."
Wounded Wolf and Akkadian: "Gharrr..."
Akkadian: "Aah!"
'slice' 'bang'
Akkadian Pilot: "We're all gonna die!"
Himmelsjäger: "..."
Himmelsjäger: "There's only one gun that can turn someone into the Undead that quickly..."
(anyone have any guesses?)
'laser rifle noises'
Wolf: "I think we've just about cleaned up the last of them."
'metal bang'
Wolf: "What the?"
???: "Don't shoot!"
Akkadian Pilot: "Don't shoot! We surrender!"
Himmelsjäger: "Hold your fire! I'll handle this."
Akkadian Officer: 'Take us as your prisoners if you want, but just get us off this metal hulk!"
Himmelsjäger: "Yeah, right. You'll just kill us and take the OT."
Akkadian Officer: "No, you can have the OT. Besides, we don't have a ship to take it to anymore. We've been abandoned, remember?"
Himmelsjäger: "True, but I still don't trust you."
'Vvvvv' 'splut'
Akkadian: "I think that's the last that was chasing us."
Himmelsjäger: "Alright, move over to the opposite wall, but I want your hands where I can see them!"
Wolf: "Don't try anything, Akkadians, or you're dead meat."
'gunshots'
Wolf: "Man down!"
Akkadian Pilot: "Shit!"
Wolf: "Still got a pulse!"
Wounded Wolf: "Rrr..."
Wounded Wolf and Akkadian: "Gharrr..."
Akkadian: "Aah!"
'slice' 'bang'
Akkadian Pilot: "We're all gonna die!"
Himmelsjäger: "..."
Himmelsjäger: "There's only one gun that can turn someone into the Undead that quickly..."
(anyone have any guesses?)
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
I'm gonna guess it's part of Sharane Darkstar's Immortal branch using some accelerated form of the Peach Virus, or someone using Bragina's Yellow Virus (which would explain why the Prussians knew about it).
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
A minute later:
Wolf: "Everybody stay close. Alright, let's move!"
'creak'
KA-BOOOOM!!!
Himmelsjäger: "Ugh..."
Zombie Lincoln: "Here's Johnny!"
Heavy Weapons Wolf: "Fire in the hole!"
'fffwoosh'
'ssshblamm!!'
Zombie Lincoln: "You think that will stop me? Pathetic..."
'bam'
Heavy Weapons Wolf: "Ughe"
Himmelsjäger: "Open fire!"
Wolf: "Hurry!"
Zombie Lincoln: "Hup!"
'SMG noises'
Wolf: "Everybody through!"
Other Wolf: 'What about the Himmelsjäger?"
Wolf: 'She gave us a direct order, and besides, she can handle herself."
'bvvv thdd' The Himmelsjäger swings her beam-sabre directly at ZL, but he somehow parries the attack with his AK-47.
Zombie Lincoln then shoves the Himmelsjäger back, causing her to check her balance for a moment.
Zombie Lincoln: "Hello there..."
'crack'
'bvvvsplat'
Himmelsjäger: "How?"
Zombie Lincoln: "It takes more than just a simple sword swipe to kill me!
Himmelsjäger: "Fall back! To the ship!"
Zombie Lincoln: "Where do you think you're going?
'bang' 'zzt'
Himmelsjäger: "Quickly! Shut the door!"
'Slam!'
Himmelsjäger: "Whew!"
Himmelsjäger: "To the ship! That won't hold them for long!"
'distant bang'
Himmelsjäger: "Detach the ship! Detach the ship!"
Just in the nick of time, the Dominator detaches from the derelict ship.
Himmelsjäger: "Target that ship and fire all weapons."
'laser noises'
BOOOOOOOM!!!!! BA-BOOOM!!!
KA-BLOOOM!!!
Himmelsjäger: "All ships, let's return to base and give Bragina and Der Kaiser the news."
And so, the Neo-Prussian ships escape with part of the OT cache, and a few Akkadian prisoners. The derelict ship containing a gaseous Peach Virus and Zombie Lincoln was destroyed.
Wolf: "Everybody stay close. Alright, let's move!"
'creak'
KA-BOOOOM!!!
Himmelsjäger: "Ugh..."
Zombie Lincoln: "Here's Johnny!"
Heavy Weapons Wolf: "Fire in the hole!"
'fffwoosh'
'ssshblamm!!'
Zombie Lincoln: "You think that will stop me? Pathetic..."
'bam'
Heavy Weapons Wolf: "Ughe"
Himmelsjäger: "Open fire!"
Wolf: "Hurry!"
Zombie Lincoln: "Hup!"
'SMG noises'
Wolf: "Everybody through!"
Other Wolf: 'What about the Himmelsjäger?"
Wolf: 'She gave us a direct order, and besides, she can handle herself."
'bvvv thdd' The Himmelsjäger swings her beam-sabre directly at ZL, but he somehow parries the attack with his AK-47.
Zombie Lincoln then shoves the Himmelsjäger back, causing her to check her balance for a moment.
Zombie Lincoln: "Hello there..."
'crack'
'bvvvsplat'
Himmelsjäger: "How?"
Zombie Lincoln: "It takes more than just a simple sword swipe to kill me!
Himmelsjäger: "Fall back! To the ship!"
Zombie Lincoln: "Where do you think you're going?
'bang' 'zzt'
Himmelsjäger: "Quickly! Shut the door!"
'Slam!'
Himmelsjäger: "Whew!"
Himmelsjäger: "To the ship! That won't hold them for long!"
'distant bang'
Himmelsjäger: "Detach the ship! Detach the ship!"
Just in the nick of time, the Dominator detaches from the derelict ship.
Himmelsjäger: "Target that ship and fire all weapons."
'laser noises'
BOOOOOOOM!!!!! BA-BOOOM!!!
KA-BLOOOM!!!
Himmelsjäger: "All ships, let's return to base and give Bragina and Der Kaiser the news."
And so, the Neo-Prussian ships escape with part of the OT cache, and a few Akkadian prisoners. The derelict ship containing a gaseous Peach Virus and Zombie Lincoln was destroyed.
Remember, as a wise man once said: "Nihil Est Quod Videtur"
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
Well. That happened. Although I feel like it's not over yet.
Either way, HYPE.
Either way, HYPE.
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
Zombie Lincoln was destroyed... OR WAS HE?
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Re: Inside the Derelict Ship
Maybe, maybe not. I suppose we'll have to find out.