Pass the Bomb - Round 3

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Pass the Bomb - Round 3

Post by Vomarsk » Mon Jun 16, 2025 6:29 am

After 2 days on Azurias, the group of Quantum Surfers who witnessed the battle gather to watch the chaos unleashed.
(The first battle of the campaign can be found here, I didn't feel like taking notes on the other two. Just know that 50 Fleebnorks got yeeted at a table, Ooyama travelled the battlefield and a 12" explosion went off, killing barely anything)

"So, let me recap that..."
"Yup"
"You destroyed my Drilling Rig"
"Yup"
"You killed another Deadly Sin"
"Yup"
"You lured in a swarm of Fleebnorks"
"Yup"
"You blew up an entire orgy of Ooyamas"
"please don't call it that. Also the one I brought survived."
"But yup"

"And you accidentally summoned Brikthulu again"
"Wasn't that your guys this time?"
"Does it really matter at this point?"
"I guess not really, no."
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"Anyways, here. Take this."
"is that a rubber ducky?"
"Yeah, I always carry one with me in case I get murdered and need to bribe Lucifer to be brought back. Guess I'm not gonna need this one."
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"Alright, thanks. i guess. Hey, wait a second..."
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