Rev. Sylvanus was the one that thought of the sub-forum initially. He was tired of seeing the soap opera-ish posts flooding the actual battle reports.lordintype wrote:I'd be fine with it. After all, I can totally see whySemaj Nagirrac wrote:Can I have "The Father of Soap Operas" as the description under my name? Please?Silverdream wrote:The Father of Soap Operas has returned.
Emergence
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Re: Emergence
Zupponn wrote:Where the hell did Semaj come from?
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Re: Emergence
This is amazing. I can't wait to see more of this Avalon story-telling.
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- Semaj Nagirrac
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Re: Emergence
Location: Peach Occupied Prussia

"I think I saw him go this way."
"How do we even know he's there? What if this is just another drill?"

"Three... two... one..."

*PEW PEW PEW PEW*
"Die peaches!!!"

"Shots fired!"
"He's over there! Kill the yellow abomination!"

"That's right... come to me..."

*PEW PEW PEW*
"Aaaahh!!!"

"Take cover!!"

"Who is that? He's not a Prussian!"
"I don't care who he is! All I know is he's killed four of our guys already! I want him dead!"

"Can you get a clear shot?"
"Give me some covering fire and he's as good as dead."

*PEW PEW*
"Do me a favor and hold this for me, you pale bastards!"

"What is this? A water bottle?"
"That's an explosive! Get ba-"

*BOOM*

"No! Damn it! No! Why didn't you run? Why?"

"Think you can scare me?!"
*BANG BANG*
"Still think I'm afraid of you!?"

*PEW*
"I'd be afraid of me."

*BBBBRRRRRRRRRR*
"Death to the yellows!"

*CHINK* *BZZZZZZSSSSSSHHHHHH*

*SNAP*
"Any last words?"

"Actually, yes!"

*BRSH!* *GASP*

"I'm really glad beam sabers are standard issue now. How's that for my last words?"

"Operator 22 to Command. Come in Command. How copy? Over."

"Good copy, 22. What is your mission status? Over."
"Recon objective achieved. Requesting immediate exfil. How copy? Over."

"Come to me, yellow heathen. Come to me and face true fear..."

"Good copy, 22. Exfil granted. Stand by for teleport. Remember to stay still. Out."



"May I have the honor of knowing my worthy opponent's name?"

"Look, you peach crap-fest. I'm just a simple soldier. I don't know what games you're trying to play, but soon enough, you'll know that Avalon shall have her revenge! By the time I'm finished with you, you're going to-"

*BOOM*

"Did he really say he was from Avalon?"

"Yes, my master. But why would they come here? They are a broken people."

"Avalon had dealings with Prussia before our glorious race arrived. I do not fear a weakened race. Let them come and I shall receive them."

"Let us prepare ourselves. The yellows are pests. Where a scout goes, the hive follows."
"Of course, my master."

"I think I saw him go this way."
"How do we even know he's there? What if this is just another drill?"

"Three... two... one..."

*PEW PEW PEW PEW*
"Die peaches!!!"

"Shots fired!"
"He's over there! Kill the yellow abomination!"

"That's right... come to me..."

*PEW PEW PEW*
"Aaaahh!!!"

"Take cover!!"

"Who is that? He's not a Prussian!"
"I don't care who he is! All I know is he's killed four of our guys already! I want him dead!"

"Can you get a clear shot?"
"Give me some covering fire and he's as good as dead."

*PEW PEW*
"Do me a favor and hold this for me, you pale bastards!"

"What is this? A water bottle?"
"That's an explosive! Get ba-"

*BOOM*

"No! Damn it! No! Why didn't you run? Why?"

"Think you can scare me?!"
*BANG BANG*
"Still think I'm afraid of you!?"

*PEW*
"I'd be afraid of me."

*BBBBRRRRRRRRRR*
"Death to the yellows!"

*CHINK* *BZZZZZZSSSSSSHHHHHH*

*SNAP*
"Any last words?"

"Actually, yes!"

*BRSH!* *GASP*

"I'm really glad beam sabers are standard issue now. How's that for my last words?"

"Operator 22 to Command. Come in Command. How copy? Over."

"Good copy, 22. What is your mission status? Over."
"Recon objective achieved. Requesting immediate exfil. How copy? Over."

"Come to me, yellow heathen. Come to me and face true fear..."

"Good copy, 22. Exfil granted. Stand by for teleport. Remember to stay still. Out."



"May I have the honor of knowing my worthy opponent's name?"

"Look, you peach crap-fest. I'm just a simple soldier. I don't know what games you're trying to play, but soon enough, you'll know that Avalon shall have her revenge! By the time I'm finished with you, you're going to-"

*BOOM*

"Did he really say he was from Avalon?"

"Yes, my master. But why would they come here? They are a broken people."

"Avalon had dealings with Prussia before our glorious race arrived. I do not fear a weakened race. Let them come and I shall receive them."

"Let us prepare ourselves. The yellows are pests. Where a scout goes, the hive follows."
"Of course, my master."
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Re: Emergence
Location: Imperial Fleet of Avalon
Prussian Space


Arthur Pendragon looks on as his crew pilots his ship. The fleet carefully avoids peach patrols. They have seen minimal engagements so far.

"My lord!"

"Yes, captain?"
"They're here. They came as soon as they heard your call."

"Do they know why I have summoned them?"
"Yes, your majesty. They are ready to die for you."
"I am not yet a king. Simply calling me 'your lord' will suffice."
"Yes, of course. I'm so sorry, my lord."

"Well, call them in."
"Yes, sire. Uh, my lord! The exiles may approach!"

"Here they are, sir. Battle hardened and penitent. A marvelous combination."
"Indeed, they seem to be fine warriors. Tell me, exiled ones, do you know why I have summoned you?"

"We have come not only for your summon, future king of Avalon, but for our very souls as well. We shamed ourselves and our families when we abandoned Avalon during her most dire hour. We have come to swear fealty to you and her memory and we shall die before our oaths are broken."

"I accept your oath on behalf of Avalon's memory and her people. May your spirits never be broken."
"Did I not tell you these men would be most useful, my liege?"
"Most useful indeed. Our endeavors in Prussia may go smoothly after all."
Location: Prussia.

A small vessel lands and a mysterious figure makes his way through the battle field.

The man stops at the body of Operator 22.
"You fought well, great warrior. May you find peace among the stars forever."

"Da Xing Long, this is General Fei Hu. Send me three of my best men, immediately."
"Shi de, Jiang Jun!"


"This man fell bravely while fighting for his nation. I expect the same from you."
"Shi de, Jiang Jun!"

"Arthur Pendragon shall arrive here shortly. We are to lay in wait and take him by surprise.

Not a hair on his head shall be harmed. Ming bai ma?"

"Wo men ming bai, Jiang Jun!"
"Zhen hao..."
Prussian Space


Arthur Pendragon looks on as his crew pilots his ship. The fleet carefully avoids peach patrols. They have seen minimal engagements so far.

"My lord!"

"Yes, captain?"
"They're here. They came as soon as they heard your call."

"Do they know why I have summoned them?"
"Yes, your majesty. They are ready to die for you."
"I am not yet a king. Simply calling me 'your lord' will suffice."
"Yes, of course. I'm so sorry, my lord."

"Well, call them in."
"Yes, sire. Uh, my lord! The exiles may approach!"

"Here they are, sir. Battle hardened and penitent. A marvelous combination."
"Indeed, they seem to be fine warriors. Tell me, exiled ones, do you know why I have summoned you?"

"We have come not only for your summon, future king of Avalon, but for our very souls as well. We shamed ourselves and our families when we abandoned Avalon during her most dire hour. We have come to swear fealty to you and her memory and we shall die before our oaths are broken."

"I accept your oath on behalf of Avalon's memory and her people. May your spirits never be broken."
"Did I not tell you these men would be most useful, my liege?"
"Most useful indeed. Our endeavors in Prussia may go smoothly after all."
Location: Prussia.

A small vessel lands and a mysterious figure makes his way through the battle field.

The man stops at the body of Operator 22.
"You fought well, great warrior. May you find peace among the stars forever."

"Da Xing Long, this is General Fei Hu. Send me three of my best men, immediately."
"Shi de, Jiang Jun!"


"This man fell bravely while fighting for his nation. I expect the same from you."
"Shi de, Jiang Jun!"

"Arthur Pendragon shall arrive here shortly. We are to lay in wait and take him by surprise.

Not a hair on his head shall be harmed. Ming bai ma?"

"Wo men ming bai, Jiang Jun!"
"Zhen hao..."
Zupponn wrote:Where the hell did Semaj come from?
Re: Emergence
The Ming are so damn cool.
The only unflawed system is Lego System.
Zupponn wrote:All you have to do is flatten his head.Colette wrote:You're free to make your own map from scratch, however.
Silverdream wrote:TL;DR Be like Scratch.
Captain-Camper wrote:tl;dr I'm just going to assume don't be like voin and be more like scratch.
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Re: Emergence
This is what I love to see. This rapid fire storytelling, combined with superb camera work and wonderfully subtle but nevertheless impressive effects.
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Re: Emergence
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Re: Emergence
This is too awesome for me to ruin with a picture of Geoff Ramsey.
Overwatch, if you would so kindly take over my job...
Overwatch, if you would so kindly take over my job...
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Re: Emergence
Overwatch, I'll give you so much more if you be my friend.Vami IV wrote:Overwatch, if you would so kindly take over my job...
Zupponn wrote:Where the hell did Semaj come from?
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Re: Emergence
72 virgins?Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Overwatch, I'll give you so much more if you be my friend.Vami IV wrote:Overwatch, if you would so kindly take over my job...
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Re: Emergence
Only if you make yourself explode and take Vami the Impure with you.Overwatch_Elite wrote:72 virgins?Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Overwatch, I'll give you so much more if you be my friend.Vami IV wrote:Overwatch, if you would so kindly take over my job...
Zupponn wrote:Where the hell did Semaj come from?
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Re: Emergence
Pendragon? As in the book series?
lol j/k

