Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Vami IV » Tue Apr 21, 2015 11:02 pm

Silverdream wrote:The reason Overwatch is a girl is because his avatar used to be Hanako from Katawa Shoujo, which was also the inspiration for her tragic origins. That's the same reason why Colette is a girl. Quantum Surfers can choose their form, they're basically what they project, so gender is a pretty arbitrary thing for a Quantum Surfer.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Overwatch_Elite » Wed Apr 22, 2015 9:55 am

trolling is such a dumb word

can we use something else that hasnt been overused to death?
these days anything is a troll

oooh you called that guy dumb epic troll!!
oooh i fucked ur gf m8 sick zinger nice troll XD

im going to find out where you live and shit in your mailbox vami, just let me scour texas/alaska/japan

i'll start asking ur dad who may or may not exist in this plane of existence

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Vami IV » Thu Apr 23, 2015 5:10 pm

Overwatch_Elite wrote:trolling is such a dumb word

can we use something else that hasnt been overused to death?
these days anything is a troll

oooh you called that guy dumb epic troll!!
oooh i fucked ur gf m8 sick zinger nice troll XD

im going to find out where you live and shit in your mailbox vami, just let me scour texas/alaska/japan

i'll start asking ur dad who may or may not exist in this plane of existence
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Brikguy0410 » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:28 pm

T be honest, QS over watch cheating on her boyfriend is not very surprising, I also didn't need to know QS over watch has a tight butt, I mean really,to much information.

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Insert_blank » Thu Apr 30, 2015 8:18 pm

I think QS! OW's butt is one of the most important things. I like how Silva used deep metaphor to explain the interaction between characters. Overv has big boobies that are probably her main attraction when most guys see her and Silva is an honest dude who loves her big boobs. But my character is too much of a hipster to mention her boobs so he focuses on her butt instead. Overv probably never heard anyone compliment her butt before so she was fooled into thinking I was a cool dude when in fact I'm probably just using her. It shows my character is dishonest because otherwise he'd just say "nice boobies" like everyone else.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Sir Sporktimus » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:48 pm

This thread makes me glad of the scarcity of Brikwars fanart.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Zupponn » Fri May 01, 2015 12:57 am

Sir Sporktimus wrote:This thread makes me glad of the scarcity of Brikwars fanart.
And it makes me sad.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by stubby » Fri May 01, 2015 8:43 am

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Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Wed May 06, 2015 10:54 pm

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Insert Blank: Oh hey, want to smell my fingers? They smell like her butt.

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Insert Blank: But let's not mince words, I've got to go work on butts soon. My infiniteye, which sees the truths of all possible everythings and possibilities that could ever happen can see that you want to hurt me, to kill me even. I don't want you here. She doesn't want you here. It's time for you to get over it and surf somewhere else.

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Overwatch: let's just go somewhere else.

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Insert Blank: Babe, from a scale of 1-10 he's a 5.5. In other words, a Code Geass. My infiniteye has revealed that there is no single possibility of him winning, and also several new angles of your butt that even those living outside of space and time had trouble perceiving.

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Insert Blank: Okay little fella. We'll both step onto this thing I made and fight it out. No bullshit powers. No tricks. No reality warping.

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Insert Blank: Hurry up, fatty. You're so fat that you make fat people look thin. There we go, perfect.

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Insert Blank: Now you've activated my trap. I've trapped you inside of an element that becomes harder to escape the more you try to escape it.

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Insert Blank: Also, this net made of unbreakable bonds for good measure.

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Insert Blank: See?

Overwatch: ok

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Insert Blank: You fool, now you've activated another trap, the ultimate seven seal. Now you're unable to even comprehend anything, since the universe you're in disrupts your ego-function, triggering an existential crisis and essentially depowering you.

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Insert Blank: Aww, how adorable. His blade is like more like a pole now than an actual sword.

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Insert Blank: NOOOOOOOOOO!

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Insert Blank is imprisoned in a cage of booty bothered, unable to escape.

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Silvadream: I beat him. Will you be mine again?

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Overwatch: No. Leave me alone. I'm not interested.

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Silvadream: b4 I met u when it was just me and my bros, I was the best flamer there was. I stopped because they scared you and i didn't want to scare you because I cared you. Now it looks like i'll have to lern u a lesson, scaring because I'm so caring.

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Colette: Get away from her.

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Overwatch: Why have you come to save me?

Colette: I hate you both. You're immature sex-obsessed losers who place more importance in holding hands than knowledge. But don't think I would tolerate someone being in a forced relationship with someone else. Consensual relationships are disgusting as-is.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Insert_blank » Wed May 06, 2015 11:29 pm

Colette is best girl.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Zupponn » Thu May 07, 2015 2:33 am

Insert_blank wrote:Colette is best girl.
I'd hit that.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Sat May 09, 2015 12:01 am

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Colette unleashes her bullet, an object that applies her own calculated physics and science to whatever it hits. An effective Quantum Surfer nullifier.

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She fires quadrillions of times at speeds faster than time itself can travel.

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Silvadream: Nothing can stop me.

Colette: You can defy science, but you can't defy this!

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Despite Insert Blank's suffering, he manages to focus his Silva killing laser on it's target.

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Silvadream: I am the strongest there is.

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Colette: We'll see.

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Colette fires even more of her reality bullets, but Silvadream puts up a barrier that cannot be pierced.

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Insert Blank: I did not see this coming! Chance of success was 100%! 100%!

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Despite the defiance of Silvadream, the laser still obeys it's master, like a nightcrawler obeys the dark.

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Colette: Science-fuck!

Silvadream: I'm done w/ u.

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A scream of anguish that breaks through several dimensions is heard even by the deaf. Colette's particles are changed to pure booty bothered, turning her existence into only pain and torment.

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Overwatch: Stay back.

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Silvadream: I only do this cuz of luv.

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Silvadream: I only hurt you so we can be together 4ever.

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Silvadream: Come with me now, I know how to fix this mess.

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Overwatch: I hate you. You're not protecting me, you're keeping me captive.

Silvadream: Shhhhhhh

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Silvadream: I know how to fix you. All your scars will be healed. All your problems will become my own. I will bear the weight of your sins in order for us both to live happily, because htat is my duty as you bf

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Overwatch is destroyed and reformed in the fire, her will is broken from pain and fear, and she is cast into a silver mold.

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Silvadream: Born from fire and booty bothered, free from the past, you are mine. You are much stronger now, but you need to be protected. I have lent you my strength, and forever from now I will watch over you. I proclaim thee as Overwatch, and I will renounce my identity and become Watchover. We are no longer silvas, we are no longer Quantum Surfers. We are only lovers.

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Overwatch: ...

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Watchover: Do not be afraid of the tether, for it is what keeps us together.

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Watchover: It is a leash, it is our love. It is a bond that will never be broken.

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Watchover: Now we will smile together. We will cry together. We are an extension of each other. We are finally hand in glove.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Quantumsurfer » Sat May 09, 2015 5:22 am

My God. Monstrous.

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Insert_blank » Sat May 09, 2015 7:24 pm

tfw no more overbooty T.T
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Natalya » Sun May 10, 2015 12:27 pm

Oh man Silva what have you done?
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