Adventures in Biotech

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Re: Adventures in Biotech

Post by Natalya » Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:39 pm

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Dr. Osols: I was blinded by a bright flash, I'm told that the shot was only centimeters from my face. My face felt hot, like I had been sun burned.


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Dr. Osols: And then, before my vision was even beginning to recover, I heard a series of loud bangs, and the hollow ringing of metal hitting metal.


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Dr. Osols: And I heard glass shattering too, I heard that he shot the glass face of the security droid to damage its cameras so it couldn't take a second shot.
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Re: Adventures in Biotech

Post by Natalya » Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:23 pm

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Captain Yamamura: I habe neba seen a man mobe as fast as he did. Itu was inhuman. He was on top of zat droid before any of my men coud react, it's rike we were frozen.


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Cpt. Yamamura: He even saw zat a second duroido was aboutu to make an attack, and started pumping burrets into it before it had a chance to fire a shot.


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Cpt. Yamamura: He moved rike the whiruwind, suwift and turue.


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Cpt. Yamamura: When I saw he shot the second duroido I rearized the ozer duroidos must aruso be destroyed.
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Re: Adventures in Biotech

Post by Natalya » Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:48 pm

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Cpt. Yamamura: Unfortunatery, one of my men was kirred before I coud say attack.


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Cpt. Yamamura: One of my men burasted a duroido in ze back, as I drew my sword.


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Cpt. Yamamura: Mister Burakku disarmed ze finaru duroido whire I took revenge for my farren comrade.


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Cpt. Yamamura: If it were not for Mister Burakku, more people woud habe died before my men and I coud sutop the duroidos.
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Re: Adventures in Biotech

Post by stubby » Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:47 am

I already don't trust this guy. Is he really saving everyone from droids, or is he using the MayTricks to reprogram them just to make himself look like a hero?

Can't trust these MayTricks dudes :man:

A guy will do a lot of things for a dose of Miracle Cure.
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Re: Adventures in Biotech

Post by Natalya » Sat Jun 20, 2015 12:53 pm

About 6 hours later...

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Empress Xianghua: I see you've reverted to your old outfit.


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The Black Crotox: I used my abilities to help stop the attack. I didn't show my full strength, but whoever is behind this shouldn't have any trouble realizing my true identity now that I've used my abilities.


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The Black Crotox: So why continue with the farce? Besides, letting the BrikVerse know that I am in your employ should be a deterrent against future attacks of this nature. Until someone comes along with a power that can challenge mine they will be wise to think twice.


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Empress Xianghua: As you wish, err shall I still refer to you as Mr. Black?
The Black Crotox: Yes I suppose that is fine.
Empress Xianghua: And before I forget, thank you for your help today.
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Re: Adventures in Biotech

Post by Natalya » Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:20 pm

A few minutes later everyone was seated in Xianghua's secondary briefing room.

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Empress Xianghua: Thanks for getting here on such short notice.


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Xianghua:
General Ulmanis, status report.
General Ulmanis: Empress, no unusual activity has been reported at any borders, but I have all divisions on high alert. We are sweeping the immediate system to look for cloaked ships or other anomalies.


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Xianghua: Remind your Canadian counterparts to perform similar scans near their capital world.
Ulmanis: Yes ma'am.


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Xianghua: Thanks General. Secretary Eglīte.
Secretary of State Līga Eglīte: We still don't know the target of the assassinations. Only security officials were struck by gunfire. My people have a number of possible scenarios worked out but we need more evidence. I feel we must respond to this threat in a way that conveys our strength.
Xianghua: Thanks Secretary, Dr. Sakurai, report.
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Re: Adventures in Biotech

Post by Natalya » Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:48 pm

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Dr. Sakurai: Two security officers dead, their families have been notified. Dr. Osols complains of tinnitus, but her vision is restored. The burns on her face were only first degree, I believe she will make a full recovery.
Dr. Sakurai: PM Harbl is in good condition as well. His doctors report he suffered a bruise on his shoulder when one of our guys pushed him into the wall for cover, but no other injuries.
Xianghua: Okay, Secretary Burte, how are we going to spin this?


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Press Secretary Sylvia Burte: Because the whole incident took place in a private area of the compound no one outside our government or the Canadian government knows about it yet. Without knowing the true target of the assailants it is hard to speculate on their motives, however I think we might have a chance at identifying them. If I release that there was an assassination attempt against you, in cases like this sometimes the responsible party will volunteer itself and take responsibility publicly. I can have a release ready for the 8'oclock news. Additionally, we can say that you have been hospitalized, let them think their attack harmed you. That might get them to reveal themselves.
Xianghua: That might be the way to go. Secretary Bradley, have you learned anything about why the security droids attacked us?
Secretary of Technology, Dr. Angus Bradley: My men report the program used to carry out the attack wasn't stored in the hard drive, it must have been in the RAM. However, the RAM was purged as the robots sustained damage. We're looking for artifacts in the palace wireless network and on our nearby comm stations to see if the attack was directed remotely. We've backed up all traffic from the last two weeks and will begin analysis shortly.
Xianghua: Very good.


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Secretary Eglīte: My Empress, if I may, I think that Secretary Burte's plan of action is suitable, but the hospitalization deal should only be temporary. Tomorrow evening you should make a powerful speech, showing that we are unharmed. If the assailants want to identify themselves before then, then we will have achieved our objective, but if they don't claim responsibility by tomorrow evening then we need the rest of the galaxy to see that you are strong even in the face of this attack. Furthermore, any executive or legislative priorities you committed to before this attack should be formalized immediately, to show that the attack has not wavered our commitments.


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Xianghua: Yes of course.


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Xianghua: Assyria is strong today, tomorrow, and forever. Everyone is dismissed.
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Re: Adventures in Biotech

Post by Natalya » Fri Jun 26, 2015 1:06 am

About 30 minutes after the meeting...

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Peter: Welcome everybody to The Galaxy this hour, I'm Peter Cherry.
Inga: And I'm Inga Liepiene.


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Peter: We have breaking news. Our correspondents with the imperial branch have just received word that earlier today, just hours ago, there was an assassination attempt on Empress Xianghua.


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Peter: Government officials would not give us many details, citing national security, but they report that two security officials are dead and the Empress has been taken to hospital.
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Re: Adventures in Biotech

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Inga: Government officials say they are withholding the names of the fallen officers until next of kin can be notified.
Inga: When our correspondents pressed on the question of what state the Empress is in, or whether she was hurt in the attack, they only said no comment.
Peter: That's right, as of now we do not know anything about the state of the Empress, only that she is at the hospital.


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Inga: Officials say the attack took place inside a secure area of the royal palace, and because of that there were no unofficial witnesses.
Inga: They would however tell us that the attacks were carried out by, and I quote here, "robotic agents," and that the assassins were operating remotely in some fashion.
Peter: This event has certainly rattled the nation. Military officials say they are on high alert.


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Inga: I will apologize for our lack of more specific information, this information was just given to us by the imperial branch.
Inga: But we will broadcast more information as it comes to us throughout the course of the evening and, I assume, into the next few days, or however long this crisis unfolds.
Peter: For now, I'm Peter Cherry.
Inga: And I'm Inga Liepiene.
Peter: Stay tuned.
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Re: Adventures in Biotech

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Re: Adventures in Biotech

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