Overwatch 3: No Glove, No Love, Only Revenge

[Theblackdog]

This is hilarious, and Black Dog's characterization is spot-on. Scratch has done some awesome animation on these too.

[Zupponn]

This just keeps getting better and better.

All hail Silverdream, Forum Storyteller!

[Silverdream]

Colette: Excellent work Quantum. Now I can activate black carpet mode! Now that the carpet is now like an Ocean instead of space, the Silvadreams will be trapped as their momentum is didactically stopped using the circumlocution effect. Without their power source, they're ebullient!



Quantum gets behind Angel Boi, ready to strike.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: What the?



The anal disruption saber recognizes Quantum as an enemy, and vibrates with booty bothered energy, exploding Quantum's head.



Angel Boi: Sacre-bleu! He iz getting avay!



Silvadream: Not if I can help it.





Silvadream: Shit, he always has to phase.





BlackDog: Wow, you look like an anime girl.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I don't understand.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: That was a close one. Without the full use of my powers, this is a curbstomp.



Silvadream: we're losing power fast! o no! Engines offline! no! Weapons offline! if i take power from the life support than i should be able to...



Silvadream: Fire 1 missile!



Silvadream: The pressure crushed the missile before it could explode the bitch! now wat will we do??



Silvadream: Don't worry, I got this! In the black carpet, the space shark moves even faster!

Silvadream: Silvadream! I thought you were taking a while!



Silvadream: Yeah Silva!

Silvadream: Kick their asses!



Silvadream: Charge!

Recommended Listening.

[Silent-sigfig]

So these past 2 pages are all that I've read but I'm pretty entertained, even without context. Nice work.

[Zupponn]

Fuck yeah!

[Silverdream]

So these past 2 pages are all that I've read but I'm pretty entertained, even without context. Nice work.

Thanks. I couldn't have done it without Scratch or Overwatch though.

[Silverdream]

Colette: Idiot. You're just a robot with a shark, wipe that stupid smile off your face. You're no match for Baan Bullets.



Silvadream: I am not an idiot! You're really beginning to piss me off!



Colette: What? How are these Baan bullets ineffective?



Colette: ....



Silvadream: So sharky, what does bitch taste like?



Colette: Delete!



Colette: It's the oddest thing. I can delete the shark, but I can't delete these idiots. Not even Baan bullets will work. I guess we'll have to kill them the old fashioned way.



Blackdog the Destroyer: I respect him. He's an impulsive idiot for getting in a fight against four quantum surfers, but that takes guts. This blind idiocy almost reminds me of GoldeenNightmare.



Silvadream: Who the hell are you assholes calling an idiot? I can kick all of your asses at once. You're just a dumbfuck, a shitter, a bitch, and a doormat.



Silvadream: You think I'm a hotheaded idiot huh? Is that what you think? Do you really think that? Huh? Well dig the wax out of you ears you fuckers.



Silvadream: Because I've got this!



Colette: A paperweight. That's a silver paperweight.

Scratch: Must have been expensive.



Silvadream: IT'S NOT A FUCKING PAPERWEIGHT YOU BITCH!

Colette: Ow, that hurt.



Colette: BLAGAWAAAAAARBBLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



Silvadream: It's an anal detonator, you crap-fucking shitters!



Silvadream: That genus! he fix'd eveything

Silvadream: Wait, did he just reconfigure the anal detonator into...



Silvadream: He used the booty bothered radiation from the anal detonator to create a dimensional sphincter, allowing us to enter through the backdoor onto the baseplate.



Silvadream: For great justice!







Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Damnit, why can't I imagine anything better? These bullets aren't even LDD'd.



Scratch: Smile wider, you son of a bitch.



Scratch: DAMNIT, WHY WON'T THIS WORK?



Silvadream: Don't worry, you can turn it on now without exploding. It's been a while since I've been in a duel.



Silvadream: With your phasing, you're almost like water. That must make me a hedgehog.



Silvadream: Activate the Hedgehog's Dilemma.

[Theblackdog]

[Quantumsurfer]

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Damnit, why can't I imagine anything better? These bullets aren't even LDD'd.

I lol'd.

[Silverdream]

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Damn.





Silvadream: This was fun. You laster 15 seconds longer than most do.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Aghk! The pain I'm feeling is incredible.

Scratch: Can't you create more clones, or just stop feeling pain?

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I feel so much stupider, and my powers are still limited by Colette. Can't you just shoot them with one of your headache inducing green lasers?

Scratch: I used up all of my alotted power in two attacks. I was planning on asking Colette for more after it ran out.

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Then it looks like we're going to be beaten by mortals.

Silverdream: Not yet.



Blackdog the Destroyer: Silverdream, you're back.

Silverdream: Of course. You should never take any threat of me leaving seriously.



Silvadream: O YEA?



Silvadream: u r just a merely stylish guy. we are the warriors who have gone across the spaces between space in order to kick your ass and take your names, silvadream style, sh-sh-shyaaa.

Silvadream: You're outnumbered, and your friends are useless. There is little pleasure for us to beat such weaklings. Surrender now.

Silverdream: How typical. I was just about to offer you the chance of surrendering.



Blackdog the Destroyer: Silver, I will fight by your side, but defeat is inevitable. Do not underestimate them, they use booty bothered radiation. These mortals are unlike anything I've ever seen.

Silverdream: But of course, I know all about them.



Silverdream: After all, we are one in the same. They're quantum surfers like you or I.



Blackdog the Destroyer: What?



Silverdream: Thousands of eons ago, I realized that I would never be a great quantum surfer. I was on the bottom tier, constantly watching attacks and abuse from the Czat members. One day, I was almost erased from existence by Rayhawk. I only survived because of my sheer willpower and fear of the void. I was angry, sad, and utterly weak. That was when I realized my error, that I was okay with being weak and imperfect. I split my consciousness into pieces, and gave my faults to specific minifigs in the Brikverse. They would serve as my tools, the Silvadreams, each with their own purpose. You guys would never notice, as you would recognize the power around the Silvadreams as my own presence, always watching over them. And now, my tools have come to save me from colette of their own volition.



Silvadream: Tools?

Silvadream: I was merely a pwn in sum big chess game of life?! My entire existance is that of a toy for an evil master? TELL ME DICKHEAD, WHAT WAS MY PURPOSE?! WHAT FAULT WAS I?!



Silverdream: You were gifted my stubbornness. Your purpose was to find me a suitable girlfriend, as I knew that you'd be successful no matter how many times you failed. And you've done a great job, Overwatch_Elite is a fine looking lady.



Silvadream: I'm not… a tool! I do this… out of my own… free will… as a MINIFIG!



Silverdream: And you were my anger.





Silverdream: All of you are imperfect copies.



Silverdream: Though you may have beaten colette and my limited allies, you are all inferior to me in every way. Now I can erase this memory and send you back happily, and you can continue to serve me, or I can destroy each and every one of you. It's in your very programming to obey me, and your instinct to run away from a superior version.



Silvadream: The cornered mouse will attack the cult.

Silverdream: That's because the mouse is seeking it's own end.



Silvadream: I wuld never giv my GF to u u fucking creep. i will fight for her and her honour every day of the week, and ill use my powers to create more days of the week to defend her cuz I LUV HER



Silverdream: Very well, bring it on.



Blackdog the Destroyer: So that's why the Baan bullets didn't work, you were already banned. And that's why Colette couldn't erase the Quantum Surfers. And that's why pwnies exist in the Friend Zone, because they're a manifestation of Silvadream's feelings of loneliness and his power subconsciously tried to fix it.

Silverdream: Exactly! When I take over from colette, I'll install you as the voice!

[Zupponn]

I actually really like this twist. Very clever.

[Scratch]

WHAT A TWIST! Very nice, I like everything.

[Quantumsurfer]

Amazing. I love this twist.

[Maverick]

Silvadream: He used the booty bothered radiation from the anal detonator to create a dimensional sphincter, allowing us to enter through the backdoor onto the baseplate.

Science. Deal with it.

[Silverdream]

Silvadream: I am not inferior! I have honed my combat techniques for thousands of Galaktik Revolutions! The Silver Gauntlet fists of Silvadream have broken every enemy before me, and they have created songs of battle Chad Kroeger couldn't sing better!







Silverdream: You're all very predictable, worse versions of me. What's laughable is that you're my bad taste in music. You have no meaning, even as a fault. You're so benign and forgettable that your entire existence has been to compensate.





Black Dog the Destroyer: So these aren't mere minifigs, but very inexperienced Quantumsurfers.

Silverdream: Exactly., Any one of us alone could beat them all.



Black Dog the Destroyer: Silvadreams! I will give you one last chance to give up before I resume this slaughter.



Silvadream: Those two may be strong, but we can overwhelm the left ones. Silvadreams, charge!



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer charged, surprising the Silvadream, who raised his anal disruptor too late.





Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer phased to avoid the blast, then cloned himself, phasing his clone invisible, and rewiring the Silvadream's internal components before leaping out.



Silvadream: No! Silva! You died before you could quench the thirst!



Silvadream: Wait a second, do Silvadreams die when they are killed?



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I was wondering if I could have my clone back?



Silvadream: Take it, you clone jerker. Are you too cowardly to face me without the help of your clones?



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I'll fight you with no clones, if you fight me alone.

Silvadream: Deal.



Silvadream: PSYCHE!



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer focuses on the very nature of the universe.



He senses all of the knowledge, and sees through the lies and intentions of everyone.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: So, you changed your shields to rely on a similiar phasing tek to avoid my attacks in advance. Very clever.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: But I am unrivaled in phasing. By accepting my powers over yours, you're accepting my power over you. From this, I sense a deep potential in you. If you move an inch, the helmet will stop phasing and enter your head.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I hope you aren't offended by this, and if you are, then you can gladly lean forward.



Silvadream: Just shut up!



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I usually don't read the thoughts of others, but you two were communicating secretly before attacking me.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: You won't feel a thing.

Silvadream: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I phased you.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I gotta say, you really use phasing creatively. You have a lot of power, but I can see why you mainly use this in combat.

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Thanks, but I think it's just a phase.



Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Wait, I have an idea.

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Yeah?

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I'm going to phase into him while he's phased out, and then phase myself into him, overwhelming him and taking over his body.

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Nice.





Silvadream: My style of anal disruption has no weakness. I can block anything you throw at me and strike six times at once.



Silverdream: Very well, it looks like the greasy hair has gone to your head.



Silvadream: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH



Silverdream: Your armour will not protect you. I am a Quantum Surfer, and I can change the effects of anal radiation as I please.



Silvadream: Just try to block the unblockable secret attack!





Silvadream: What? He predicted my move!

Silverdream: Of course I did. You act as if you're perfect, but only I am. Only until you purge yourself of every weakness will you be as great as me.



Silvadream: I've got him for sure!



Silverdream: Just by thinking, or by talking in italics, you give me an advantage.



Silverdream: Checkmate.



Silvadream: Im-impossible. I can't feel the pain. The pain is impossible. Why do I feel the pain, the suffering of loss and defeat?! I'm invincible, I'm the most OP out of anyone!



Silverdream: You know what to do, Black Dog.