Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Insert_blank » Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:07 pm

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Wed Aug 19, 2015 9:47 pm

The laws of ONE were laid out.

You will love ONE, forever. ONE is everything. ONE is ALL.

Do to others as they do to others. ONE gave the FRIENDS the power to create, so that they could honour ONE as ONE had honoured them with the gift of existence.

BLACK and WHITE worked together to weave the universal fibers with ONE's gift. GREY first placed the beige carpet, to give them space to work. BLACK created a cold and empty VOID. WHITE created the ROCKS and the GLOWING STARS and the MATTER, and a PHYSICAL SYSTEM. GREEN supervised the work, and laid out the galaxies in a beautiful fashion.

Then RED.

RED created YELLOW LIFE. It was weak and spongy. It had no place. But it spread through the ROCKS and the GLOWING STARS and the MATTER, and covered it with RED!

ONE was pleased with RED, and gave RED the ORANGE.

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Zupponn » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:27 am

Did overwatch just post pictures of Lego?
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:33 pm

GREEN became ENVIOUS of RED. GREEN was the LEADER. GREEN MOST IMPORTANT. GREEN PUNCH RED.

And the violence began. ONE watched.

RED vomited PEACH. RED swung the ORANGE, cleaving GREEN in twain.

BLACK banished RED. WHITE and GREY tried to put the PIECES of GREEN back together, but they resisted. They argued. They were SEPERATE.

WHITE, hating this disorder, cut GREY into many measured pieces, to avoid any imbalance. They would all have to be made into many to retain balance, WHITE reckoned.

ONE went to RED, telling RED to murDER the FRIENDS.

RED cut WHITE into many imbalanced PIECES, as torture.

BLACK stood alone against RED, wielding the ORANGE. They fought for four evers, until BLACK battered the ORANGE into uncountable shards. RED and BLACK then PUNCHED each other HARDER than thought POSSIBLE. THE TWO fractured into MANY PIECES. Two shockwaves shook the old creations from the friends. A red one, moving the planets and stars around until everything was all mixed up. And a black one, giving the Universes untold strength and energy.

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Gorthaff » Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:23 am

Are we witnessing the genesis of the brikberse here?
I couldn't come up with anything smart, original or funny, so <=THIS=> is what you get.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Vami IV » Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:46 pm

thanks for deleting the speculation posts moderator

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by runnybabbit223 » Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:20 am

Vami IV wrote:thanks for deleting the speculation posts moderator
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by stubby » Tue Dec 15, 2015 4:40 pm

Natalya wrote:Wtf is going on in this thread?

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by BFenix » Fri Dec 25, 2015 10:08 pm

stubby wrote:
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Silverdream » Thu Aug 25, 2016 12:24 am

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Blank: Let me do the talking.

Colette: I will not put Vami IV in your manipulative hands. He is difficult to manage, but he is still subordinate to me.

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Blank: Hey champ, what are you up to?

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Vami IV: I made a rock so heavy I couldn't lift it. Now I'm stuck in one spot, forever destined to examine my own past failures.

Blank: Can't you just move out of the way?

Vami IV: I wouldn't expect you to understand.

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Colette: Vami IV, you are sworn to fight for me whenever it's convenient for me. Will you fight for me?

Vami IV: No.

Colette: Please?

Vami IV: Yes.

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Vami IV: I mean no.

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Blank: C'mon, why are you being such a little bitch?

Vami IV: From my point of you, it is you who are being the little bitches.

Blank: Incorrect, I just examined your view and it said the opposite.

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Vami IV: Listen. I'm a member of the Vamily, an ancient clan of Quantum Surfer warriors. At least I was, before that day... Neko was the worst Vami, so bad that I had to distance myself by claiming to be three generations away from her, and then creating those three generations of Vamis so that even she would forget I was her brother. The fact is, Silvadream did not kill my sister. Quantumsurfers die when all memories of them are gone. She lived in my memories. Haunting me, twisting my own personality until I didn't know whether I was sad crying or angry crying. You wouldn't understand man. You don't understand me at all.

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Blank: Alright, I guess we shouldn't let Vami go into this dangerous battle where he could get hurt or killed or otherwise engage his Holden Caulfield brand martyr-complex.

Colette: Yeah, we wouldn't want him to fight to save one of the people who had humiliated him, and restore honour to his Vamily name.

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Vami IV: Let's do it!

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Silverdream: Colette once stood here... It smells so nice (●´ω`●)

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Scratch: Mmm, I love smoking that OT.

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Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: So Duerer, how are your creations?

Duerer: They are doing fine, I guess.

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: What about the Polonians?

Duerer: They are doing fine, I guess.

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Shadow the Scythe Master: Hey. Silva, buddy, c'mon.

Silverdream: But her soles were here. Maybe she even sat down here once!

Shadow the Scythe Master: It's my turn to smell the spot.

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Duerer: I'm leaving.

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Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: But wait! What about the brikverse? If you leave, it will be chaos! Discord even! Would you leave for discord?

Duerer: Yes.

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Silverdream: What if Colette and Black Dog The Destroyer die? What if Silvadream marries Colette? What if Silvadream makes Black Dog watch him marry Colette? What if he makes me watch? What if they're married right now?!

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Silverdream: Anything is fine, end the brikverse, but if I don't marry colette I don't want anyone else to, either. Oh no, what if Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer is Silvadream marrying Colette, and pretending to be my friend at the same time.

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Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Silverdream, I'm bringing you back out.

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Shadow the Scythe Master: 999,999,999... 100,000,000 cock push-ups.

Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: I know you miss Black Dog <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a>, but that's no reason to let yourself into the darkness.

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Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: You know what though, I'm tired of taking care of all of you worthless, lazy, pathetic pieces of shit. All you guys talk about it how you plan to do something great, meanwhile I'm the only one doing anything. If it wasn't for me, we wouldn't have a brikverse anymore. Right now, you guys are moping while two of our best are risking their lives for another. What's the point in sitting around and avoiding conflict if you don't even do anything with it? I swear, if you don't all get off your asses, I'll personally tie you up and let Silvadream terrorize you again, just so you have some understanding of what's at stake here.

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Scratch: That sounds good. I don't feel like getting up right now.

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Shadow the Scythe Master: Yeah chappe. Create me a drink while you're at it. I'd do it myself but it's funner to have someone else do it.

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Silverdream: Go ahead and do it. You don't have the balls, or the dick. You're just an overly-polite sycophant frustrated that we don't respect you as much as Colette.

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Quantum Surfer Quantum Surfer: Bastards.

Black Dog the Destroyer travels to find other Silvadreams to fight with him, Colette and Blank. He has an odd amount of trouble.

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Black Dog the Destroyer: Excuse me, are you a Silvadream?

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Silvadream: I am a beta.

Black Dog the Destroyer: So, yes?

Silvadream: I am a beta of Silvadream. He infused some of his Quantum Surfer power into me, so that I would spread the "good" word.

Black Dog the Destroyer: Where is he now?

Silvadream: He went with the other Silvadreams to fight Silvadream.

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Black Dog the Destroyer: Oh my God (Colette)!

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Insert_blank » Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:19 am

Dang Ib and Colette make a cute couple.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Kommander Ken » Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:52 am

It's back! :D

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Tzan » Thu Aug 25, 2016 11:07 am

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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by lordintype » Thu Aug 25, 2016 2:14 pm

Shadow the Scythe Master can't count.
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Re: Seperate Ways (Gloves Apart)

Post by Tzan » Thu Aug 25, 2016 2:22 pm

lordintype wrote:Shadow the Scythe Master can't count.
Haha!

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